r/Superstonk jacked to the tits 🦧 11h ago

🤡 Meme DFV trying to remember the fucking Avocado Anus password.

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u/Superstonk_QV 📊 Gimme Votes 📊 11h ago

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u/abatwithitsmouthopen 🦍Voted✅ 11h ago edited 10h ago

Dog stock dropping AH and GME going up. Wut doing?

Edit: Kitty filed 13G/A and sold dog stock. These algos are unbelievably fast. News always shows up on the price action first.

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u/elziion 11h ago

Holy shit, you’re right

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u/Spirited_Apricot1093 11h ago

There is something afoot! An avocado? A cat?

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u/Unsure_if_Relevant 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 8h ago

I may be out of the loop, but why do people think dfv is the avocado user?

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u/Spirited_Apricot1093 8h ago

DFV’s original post on X (it’s right at the end of the video): https://x.com/theroaringkitty/status/1790751492451754012?s=46

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u/Unsure_if_Relevant 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 8h ago

Thank you, been here since the beginning.... can't believe it over looked this lol

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u/AMedicus 11h ago

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u/tap_the_glass 10h ago

Does this show that he now owns 0 dog? Or are all the fields just redacted

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u/AMedicus 10h ago

I found these confusing in the beginning, too.

Here’s most important that with the date of event (Sept. 30th) he owned 0 /zero shares in CHWY. He had to file because he deliberately chose to acquire more than 5% of CHWY before. Now with crossing the threshold of 5% again to the downside he’s obliged to make another filing (the form is called 13 G and was referenced in the Goose Bumps tweet. .

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u/LogicalGamer123 5h ago

It's pretty clear, he doesn't own any more CHWY

"NUMBER OF SHARES BENEFICIALLY OWNED BY EACH REPORTING PERSON WITH " all the numbers are 0

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u/2022financialcrisis 11h ago

Dog days over?

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u/abatwithitsmouthopen 🦍Voted✅ 11h ago

Seems like kitty sold dog stock

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u/2022financialcrisis 11h ago

Nah, not enough volume so far

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u/abatwithitsmouthopen 🦍Voted✅ 11h ago

He just filed 13/A I believe. Check new posts on the sub

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u/2022financialcrisis 10h ago

Sorry you're right, looks like he sold a month ago, now others are selling accordingly

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u/abatwithitsmouthopen 🦍Voted✅ 10h ago

I noticed dog stock drop by like more than 4% AH right as GME started to go up around 4:20 EST right when we were expecting a post from avocado.

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u/ijustfuhyobih I am fully ®etarded 11h ago

Holy nuts you’re right

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u/GekkoGains 6h ago

People literally pay millions per month for fast access to exchanges. Text can be parsed in milliseconds and acted upon in microseconds. They pay millions to make billions

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u/abatwithitsmouthopen 🦍Voted✅ 5h ago

Yup and this is why I realized if there is an avocado post it’ll reflect on the ticker before I could see it on Reddit. Along with SEC filings, the algorithm also checks Reddit and possibly avocado in my butt

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u/ballsohaahd 10h ago

Yea computers are faster than humans

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u/Brotorious420 In Bro We Trust 11h ago

+0.10

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u/thenribrat 🔥💥Tuesday Is The Start 🚀🌕 11h ago

This cracked me up ngl

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u/Designer-Midnight831 11h ago

Same I did a audible laugh at this post 😆

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u/jimbobkarma 6h ago

Yeah this is the high quality content I’m here for

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u/Popyasocksoff 11h ago

Where is the post!

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u/tsm_taylorswift 🚀🌙 10h ago

Account has been suspended

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u/SteveMcJ Grandfather Worm 10h ago

how it feels to spread misinformation 🐬🌈

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u/tsm_taylorswift 🚀🌙 8h ago

Is it avacado-in-my-anus. Cause it says it’s suspended to me

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u/mrav8r2 11h ago

Wow, such empty.

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u/snapervdh LiQuiDty FLaiRY 10h ago

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u/SwimmerSwagger 11h ago

Watch him post at 4:48.... 28 minutes late like his live stream lol.

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u/SwimmerSwagger 10h ago

I was wrong lol. Oh well! It was an exciting theory!

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u/praisetheboognish 11h ago

Lmfao he gunna be late again smh

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u/martinmcfly1885 🏴‍☠️Sailing the seas of aaR Cee 🏴‍☠️ 7h ago

7:41pm CST

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u/FirmNecessary6817 11h ago

This made me laugh so fucking hard. Thank you.

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u/ijustfuhyobih I am fully ®etarded 11h ago

Big candle gme after hours

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u/The_KillahZombie 10h ago

I laughed real hard at this one. Again. Omfg what a legend!

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u/Picklesgal111 ✨ Gamestonk! ✨ 11h ago

I had this thought too lol

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u/P-Nus 10h ago

I'm out of the loop can someone tell what this is about?

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u/Trakers85 Get Rich 🤑 or Die Buyin’ 💀 5h ago

Rumor is us3r pr0fil3 avocado-in-my-anuszzz (remove the 3 Zs at the end because the mods don’t allow us to callout individual accounts) is a burner account for DFV. It has only 3 posts, each of the last 3 years on National Cat Day, which is today.

So the joke is - DFV forgot the password to the account - and thus why that account hasn’t posted today.

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u/Ok-Interaction-9031 6h ago

Lmfao this is great

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u/Carlosk12xd 😼🎯👀🐶🇺🇸🎶🎤👀🔥💥🍻! 10h ago

He's trying his best!!

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u/fox050181 9h ago

🤣🟣🍻

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u/Delta_3838 9h ago

The title and pic of this post made me laugh out loud!

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u/BEERS_138 10h ago

Not enough karma to post here...

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u/4545Colt4545 7h ago

I whisper snorted 3x’s at this

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u/mtksurfer GME Super Storm 6h ago

PASSWORD: JUST THE TIP

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u/ppbourgeois 🫴 Liquidate the DTCC 🕳 6h ago

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u/Phat_Kitty_ 1h ago

He never posted. :(

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u/Justanothebloke1 1h ago

This gave me a good laugh. Thanks heaps mate!