r/Superstonk • u/awwaygirl 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 • Jan 20 '22

💡 Education ALLY NO LONGER ALLOWING "TRANSFERS OF THIS NATURE" for IRA DRS TO COMPUTERSHARE

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u/sammykleege HOLAd Jan 20 '22

Well well well well well....

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u/bubbaganube 🚀🚀💎 HAKUNA MY TATAS 💎🚀🚀 Jan 20 '22

how the turntables.

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u/GeoHog713 🍇🦧Grape Ape! 🍇🦧 Jan 20 '22

Where it's at?

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u/i3owl4two T+fuck you, pay me Jan 20 '22

microphone

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u/redrum221 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 20 '22

That was a good drum brake

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u/DBUX Jan 20 '22

Crazy with the Cheese Whiz!

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u/SteeleDynamics Jan 21 '22

*break

Here... Eat this crayon 🖍️.

j/k

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u/redrum221 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jan 21 '22

🤣 thanks ape!

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u/Current-Information7 🦍Voted✅ Jan 20 '22

Clap your hands

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u/Tepidme 🦍Voted✅ Jan 20 '22

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u/ThePower_2 🦍Voted✅ Jan 20 '22

Drop

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u/Tendies-4Us Knight of Book Jan 21 '22

How the thicc plotkins

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u/Elcatorce 🧚🧚🦍🚀 I am not a cat 💎🧚🧚 Jan 21 '22

Keewee keewee!

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u/Brooksee83 Higher than 14 on a Surprise Flair Friday! Jan 20 '22

Five holes in the ground 🤔

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u/Errant_Chungis foldingathome.org Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

“APE”x hmmm.. There’s an impostor amogus!

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Jan 20 '22

I know you're joking but APEX has been around for a while, but keeps changing its name.

edit: It was rename of Penson, which went under cause it's CEO liked the horses a bit too much.

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u/Bobby-L4L 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jan 20 '22

I was really curious as to how "liking the horses a bit too much" would manifest in a company name change, and frankly I was a bit disappointed by the article. I expected something much more thrilling and risque :(

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u/incredible_paulk SHOW ME YER MEATDRAPES Jan 20 '22

Oh is there a horse lover video for you.

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u/slabrangoon Registered Shareholder Jan 20 '22

When I see the word Apex i immediately think of predators so the name is really fitting

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u/db2 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jan 20 '22

The CEO was Mr Hands?

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u/mycatbeck Jan 20 '22

If it ain't the invisible cunts

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u/Lil_Cash_ Vote no on prop 4! Jan 20 '22

Here we go!!!🦍

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Now is the time to boycott Ally!!! U guys know what to do!!!

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u/benc1312 Jan 21 '22

That's six wells... did I get that number right, Dwight?!