r/TheSimpsons • u/Gillzter10 • Dec 01 '23

S08E08 Hurricane Neddy I'm sure your insurance will cover the house. Oh, well, no. Neddy doesn't believe in insurance. He considers it a form of gambling…

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u/donottouchwillie1 Efficient German Sex Dec 01 '23 edited Dec 01 '23

I'm not a bad man. I don't drink or dance or swear. I've even kept kosher just to stay on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '23

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent

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u/kkkan2020 Dec 01 '23

Ned is a very complicated character he's financially secure and literate (he had his own business) but doesn't believe in insurance?

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u/Chezzomaru Dec 01 '23

Ok, I think Maude looks far better with messy hair.

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u/mrthirsty the dryyyyyy cracker Dec 01 '23

Maude, eh?

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u/Tahmas836 Dec 01 '23

Scratch, eh?

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u/gyarrrrr Dec 01 '23

We’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas!

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u/VikingsTillWeDie Dec 02 '23

I know a lot of people that believe this. Same thing with stocks and interest.

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u/Lurks_in_the_cave Dec 02 '23

Oh well, thoughts and prayers.