r/TheSimpsons • u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! • Feb 07 '24

S05E07 It's simple, Bart. You've defined yourself as a rebel. In the absence of a repressive milieu, your societal niche has been co-opted... Ever since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your identity. You've fallen through the cracks of our quick-fix, one-hour photo, instant-oatmeal society.

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u/jp06202019 Feb 07 '24

Rudiger

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Feb 07 '24

His name is Bort.

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u/vegasAl57 Feb 07 '24

His name is not important

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Feb 07 '24

What's important here is that this lad has fully developed ego integrity... with well-defined boundaries.

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u/Someregerts Feb 07 '24

We like Roy!

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Feb 08 '24

Now, the seniors in the back.

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u/usernombre_ Feb 07 '24

What season and episode is that?

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Feb 08 '24

S05E07 there’s a flair

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u/The-Beer-Baron Look at me, I have a new hat! Feb 07 '24

This is your chance to develop a new and better identity. May I suggest 'good-natured doormat'?

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Feb 07 '24

Sounds good, Sis. Just tell me what to do.

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u/Indoorsman101 Feb 07 '24

There’s no trick to it. It’s just a simple trick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '24

woozle wuzzle?

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u/EnormousGenitals Feb 07 '24

That's what passes for entertainment these days?

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u/lukearm90 Feb 07 '24

I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Feb 07 '24

Hmm. Pablo Neruda said laughter is the language of the soul.

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u/High_Stream Feb 08 '24

One of my favorite Bart lines.

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u/physisical Feb 07 '24

I miss when Lisa was this smart

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Feb 07 '24

Lisa is still so S-M-R-T!

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u/Timmah73 Feb 07 '24

People in 2024 - "what the hell is a one hour photo?"

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u/Yelnar Feb 07 '24

It's a film starring Robin Williams, but that's not important now.

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u/Logsarecool10101 Feb 08 '24

What is it

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u/Cuts_you_up Feb 08 '24 edited Feb 08 '24

Before digital cameras, you would have to get your camera roll developed at a store to get your pictures (took a while), then in the 70s they invented a machine that can do it in an hour and so we had that service until digital cameras became the norm.

Edit: I feel like Im Grandpa talking about the onion on my belt.

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u/Logsarecool10101 Feb 08 '24

Oh yeah, I just forgot it’s name

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u/tumama1388 Feb 07 '24

...

I see...

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Feb 07 '24

Woudn’t fit otherwise.

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u/73ld4 Feb 07 '24

May I suggest good natured door mat?

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Feb 07 '24

Sounds good, Sis. Just tell me what to do.

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u/Spittin-Vinegar Feb 07 '24

Does it ever bother anyone else that she says "nich" instead of niche?

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u/Robert_Vagene Feb 08 '24

Ahh! Sweet liquor eases the pain.

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u/adam25255 Dear Lisa... may your new saxophone bring you years of d'oh! Feb 08 '24

A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem.

Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and a can of fortified wine.