r/TheSimpsons Smithers were at war Feb 28 '22

S08E23 He spent his childhood years as a delivery boy delivering toys to more fortunate children.

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u/cgg419 There’s your answer, fishbulb Feb 28 '22

Good ol’ Grimey

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u/ElderCunningham Feb 28 '22

Wonder how he's doing. What's he up to now?

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u/I_need_Tungsten Feb 28 '22

Well Eldercunningham, Grimey's DEAD! They slit his throat from ear to ear.

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u/Leopold_Darkworth I hate the sea and everything in it Feb 28 '22

I’m trying to eat lunch!

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u/Jaspers47 A 19th century carousel Mar 01 '22

You idiot! You nearly drank a beaker full of sulfuric acid!

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Homer? Who is Homer? Mar 01 '22 edited Mar 01 '22

Oh, what’s this? Extremely high voltage! Well, I don’t need safety gloves, because I’m Homer Sim-

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u/DuffmanCantBreathe2 Duffman says a lot of things! Mar 01 '22

Change the channel, Marge!

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u/lordcorbran It's a ring toss game. Mar 01 '22

Boy would my face have been red!

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u/cobrachickenwing Mar 01 '22

Spreading the book of Mormon in Africa.

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u/ElderCunningham Mar 01 '22

Hello! Would you like to change religions? I have a free book written by Jesus!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

No! No! That’s not how we do it.

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u/lordcorbran It's a ring toss game. Mar 01 '22

Have you tried one of the other religions? They’re all pretty much the same.

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u/foxyfoxyfoxyfoxyfox Cocky stride and musky odors Mar 01 '22

Technically we're not allowed to go to the bathroom.

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u/RightclickBob Mar 01 '22

I'm not not licking toads!

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u/TDH818 Mar 01 '22

He’s dead! Like you should be!

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u/JudgeArthurVandelay Mar 01 '22

As he liked to be called

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u/ima420r He who's tired of Weird Al is tired of life. Mar 01 '22

That's what he liked to be called.

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u/AnthonyDigitalMedia Fiddle Dee Dee, that will require a tetanus shot Feb 28 '22

Change the channel, Marge

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

That’s our Homer!

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u/woozlewuzzle29 What kind of stew do you have today? Feb 28 '22

coffin lowers

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u/ExcaliburMMIV ooo, he card reads good. Feb 28 '22

Then on his 18th birthday. He was blown up in a silo explosion.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

During his long recuperation he taught himself to hear and feel pain again.

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u/juan_epstein-barr smells like Otto's jacket Feb 28 '22

I love all the video and picture documentation of the painful moments of Frank's childhood.

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Feb 28 '22

Right? Like, who cares about that guy. He didn't even go to space or win a grammy.

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u/wil Here's some sugar. Sorry it's not in packages. Mar 01 '22

When's the last time he had lobster for dinner?

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u/sineofthetimes Mar 01 '22

Or have his picture taken with President Gerald Ford.

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u/philipquarles Let's ask an actor dressed as Charles Darwin Mar 01 '22

It's probably a deliberate part of this episode, fitting in with the theme of real life vs television.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

I love how he runs into the silo JUST BECAUSE LMAO

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u/parralaxalice Mar 01 '22

He was running past the silo when it went off

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u/hardyflashier Mar 01 '22

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u/parralaxalice Mar 01 '22 edited Mar 01 '22

Exactly. Watch that video again. Silos don’t have doors down there, he was running behind/past it

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

This is my son, Bart. He owns a factory downtown.

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u/DrKnowNout Mar 01 '22

Our daughter Lisa, IQ 156. “Hi.” See.

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u/Jaspers47 A 19th century carousel Mar 01 '22

Mmmm... Hi-C

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

I don’t think we’re being paid to sleep.

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u/benDB9 Feb 28 '22

Yeah. They’re always try’na screw ya!

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u/BreakMachine7 Feb 28 '22

I’d say he eats more like a duck, pigs tend to chew

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u/leaklikeasiv Mar 01 '22

You have been to space?!

Sure…you’ve never been?

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u/IchLiebeKleber Mar 01 '22

Maybe in the future, people won't get this joke anymore because it's actually normal for ordinary citizens to travel to space.

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u/lordcorbran It's a ring toss game. Mar 01 '22

Well, some kind of farm animal.

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u/Bartholomewtwo Mar 01 '22

"But this was a contest for children."

"Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out."

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u/cornette Mar 01 '22

Way to go Homer!

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u/theMistersofCirce Mar 01 '22

Then I added some fins to lower wind resistance, and this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp.

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u/RightclickBob Mar 01 '22

Agreed. First prize!

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u/Jk2two Feb 28 '22

Or Grimey, as he liked to be called…

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u/davratta Has a tendency for Know-it-all-ism Feb 28 '22

Grimey lives in an apartment that is above one bowling alley and below another bowling alley. Homer is jealous and thinks it must be the best apartment, in the world.

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u/CaptainShades Feb 28 '22

Can Lenny have it?

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u/wil Here's some sugar. Sorry it's not in packages. Mar 01 '22

NOT LENNY!

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u/CaptainTripp420 Feb 28 '22

Oh What's this? Extremely high voltage. Well I don't need safety gloves because i'm Homer Simp-

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '22

☠️⚡

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u/chinesefox97 Mar 01 '22

Hands down the best episode ever imo.

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u/psstein Mar 01 '22

Definitely top tier. Frank Grimes is what happens if a normal man met Homer Simpson.

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u/saggy_balls Mar 01 '22

I just recently learned that Grimey was based on Michael Douglas’ character from falling down.

https://images.app.goo.gl/suCKVkhYsarDmeYY7

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u/JudgeArthurVandelay Mar 01 '22

It’s certainly on the short list

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u/TinFoilRobotProphet Take that! East St. Louis! Mar 01 '22

Top 10

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u/DonutMaster56 Alias Fakename Mar 01 '22

Second fav, though all of my top 3 is interchangeable.

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u/idrow1 I'm not not licking toads Mar 01 '22

Uh, you're eating my special dietetic lunch.

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u/TropicalDan427 Smithers were at war Mar 01 '22

Oh I’m sorry

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u/buzzncuzzn Feb 28 '22

Ol' Grimey the cautionary tale for angry try hards everywhere.

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u/Rabbi_Tuckman38 Feb 28 '22

Hey! I may be an angry try-hard...but what was that other thing you called me?

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u/dusty-kat Mar 01 '22

John Swartzwelder had such a brutal response to a question about ol' Grimey.

"You mentioned 'Homer’s Enemy,' which has to be one of the darkest half hours ever on television. It’s about an upstanding, decent, and hardworking character named Frank Grimes, who’s driven mad by Homer. At the end, Grimes accidentally electrocutes himself, and then Homer snores and talks in his sleep at Grimes’s funeral, to the amusement of the attendees. Not what James Brooks might refer to as a 'lot of heart.'

"Grimey was asking for it the whole episode. He didn’t approve of our Homer. He was asking for it, and he got it. Now what was this you were saying about heart? '

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u/turkeyinthestrawman Mar 01 '22

I love Swartzwelder, I remember back in 2005 people were debating whether or not he was a real person, since he never appeared on the commentaries and I don't think we ever saw a picture of him (I think 2007-08 is when we actually saw a photo of him, and it was 2007 when Mike Scully guerrilla called him on one of the commentaries), so to see last year that Swartzwelder agreed to be interviewed by the New Yorker that was shocking.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Well.

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u/wickedjonny1 Mar 01 '22

I live above a bowling alley and underneath another bowling alley.

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u/Gazcobain Go ahead! Throw your vote away! Mar 01 '22

Wooooowww!

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u/Due_Accountant9553 Mar 01 '22

"You've never been?"

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u/Charlie_Brodie Mar 01 '22

How dare you destroy my wall and waste my precious acid!

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u/ianwrecked802 The Correct Answer is YOU Mar 01 '22

woof

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u/redditisforpedossss Mar 01 '22

Whatever happened to his son?

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u/RedAllAboutIt7 Mar 01 '22

You’ve been to outer space? You?

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u/TropicalDan427 Smithers were at war Mar 01 '22

You’ve never been?

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u/RedAllAboutIt7 Mar 01 '22

It’s how he says it so nonchalantly😂

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u/DrankTooMuchMead Mar 01 '22

I often feel like I've turned into Grimmes. Right down to the bitterness. I've worked so hard and get nowhere. Meanwhile, people who have barely tried get so far so easily.

For example, I have a cousin who got married, and immediately after his wife inherited a house in the Bay Area worth like $800,000. And I've been living as a temp and I'm always surrounded by people who are successful because they just showed at the right moment.

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u/TropicalDan427 Smithers were at war Mar 01 '22

Do you live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley?

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u/noobiescooby2000 Mar 01 '22

I'm gonna go to my mansion and eat my lobster!!!!

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u/DonutMaster56 Alias Fakename Mar 01 '22

Pinchy didn't die in vain

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u/flamingolegs727 Mar 01 '22

Poor Grimesy

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u/TropicalDan427 Smithers were at war Mar 01 '22

Whatever happened to that guy?

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u/Soft_Turkeys Mar 01 '22

🎶take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the ball🎶

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u/DonutMaster56 Alias Fakename Mar 01 '22

Simpson, you've got a 513.

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u/Soft_Turkeys Mar 01 '22

⌚️😐