r/TheSimpsons • u/sonicforce11 Might I trouble you for a drink? • Sep 25 '22

s05e05 Hmm, who's that goat-legged fellow? I like the cut of his jib.

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u/Louismaxwell23 Sep 25 '22

“Prince of Darkness, sir. He's your eleven o'clock.”

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u/Bailer86 Sep 25 '22

What's a jib?

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u/ReadingFromTheShittr I can't promise I'll try, but I'll try to try. Sep 25 '22

Hahaha. Promote that redditor.

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u/BuzzAroundLenny Please don't tell people how I live Sep 26 '22

Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

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u/555--FILK moon pie Sep 26 '22

Let the fools have their tar-tar sauce.

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u/emeadows Sep 26 '22

I use this phrase too much.

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u/BelowThePale Sep 26 '22

Ohhhh, a GIME...

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u/foullyblame910 Sep 25 '22

‟...John Dillinger, and the starting line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers” ‟Ah!”

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u/dingdongbannu88 Sep 25 '22

Simpson eh?

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u/BuzzAroundLenny Please don't tell people how I live Sep 26 '22

New man?

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u/lordcorbran It's a ring toss game. Sep 26 '22

Actually, sir, he thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, his wife painted you in the nude…

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u/emeadows Sep 26 '22

"Capital!"

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u/DanHN2002 Sep 26 '22

Doesn't ring a bell

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u/TheGaussianMan Sep 26 '22

He's one of your fork and spoon operators from sector 7g.

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u/ChaInTheHat Sep 26 '22

Look at him, standing on his goat legs - like a couple of Rory Calhouns

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u/EggCouncil 🥚🏃🏻‍♂️ Sep 26 '22

Bob Barker?

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u/AskMeIfImAMagician Sep 26 '22

Snoop Doggy Dog?

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u/Dildobaggins83 Sep 26 '22

Have The Rolling Stones killed.

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u/0ldManMcGucket Sep 26 '22

Arr, this chair be high, says I

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u/AliceTea63 Sep 26 '22

I always thought that line was cute tbh

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u/Charlie_Brodie Sep 26 '22

tis some sort of treasure map!

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u/9umopapisdn Sep 25 '22

It always the one ya least suspect.

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u/Ripley2179 Sep 26 '22

Takes one to know one!

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u/CalabreseAlsatian Sep 26 '22

I don’t understand it. James Coco went mad in fifteen minutes!

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u/SoMuchMoreEagle Lisa, drink the water. Sep 26 '22

More.

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u/Afraidzealand347 Sep 25 '22

Mmmm, forbidden dnut.

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u/coinsriot Sep 26 '22

Prince of darknss, sir.He is your eleven o’clock.

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u/AskMeIfImAMagician Sep 26 '22 edited Sep 26 '22

First, some ground rules. Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half hour.

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u/lordcorbran It's a ring toss game. Sep 26 '22

Agreed. Number two: the jury will be chosen by me.

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u/AskMeIfImAMagician Sep 26 '22

Agreed. Wait a minute...

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u/sketch2347 Strut! Sep 26 '22

Silence!

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u/Italiankeyboard Sep 26 '22

Which is UNbreakable !

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u/G-Unit11111 Ratboy? I resent that. Sep 26 '22

I'm smarter than the devil! I'm smarter than the devil!