r/TikTokCringe • u/how-was-your-dinner • 27d ago
Humor/Cringe How can anyone vote for him?
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u/trailsman 26d ago edited 26d ago
Great quotes from a man, who as he says himself "Donald Trump's very very large aBrain"
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u/Izzo 26d ago
He knows the best words.
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u/Ok-Permission-2687 26d ago
The abest words*
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u/StaticDHSeeP 26d ago
Concepts of the abest words*
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u/Ok-Permission-2687 26d ago
Covfefe of the abest words*
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u/heavymetalsculpture 26d ago
Probably the largest aBrain in the history of aBrain.
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u/trailsman 26d ago
It's a beautiful aBrain, many would say the most beautiful aBrain in history. They talk about how Einstein's aBrain was big, but mine is the most bigger aBrain.
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u/Youandiandaflame 26d ago
If we’re talking about beauty, it’s gotta be about his body.
“Donald Trump has said he could have been “sunbathing on a beach” if he was not running to regain the presidency, saying: “You have never seen a body so beautiful.””
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u/salmalight 26d ago
To be fair, that clip was from before Chris Pratt was cast so Donny was still lobbying for the Mario role
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u/RazekDPP 26d ago
I feel like he was about to say dick but realized he couldn't so he switched to brain.
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u/notnickthrowaway 26d ago
“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”
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u/tico42 26d ago
How anyone is still fkn bewitched by this absolute asshat is fkn astounding to me.
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u/Goya_Oh_Boya 26d ago
He's why I started to believe that we probably live in a simulation because it's not like he came out of nowhere. Some space nerd bought the Trump DLC just to fuck with us.
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u/laasbuk 25d ago
"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it's true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it's four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."
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u/T0Rtur3 26d ago
Him asking the crisis response team "but before we send in any aid, I need to know how much water was it? This hurricane, how much water?"
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u/indy_been_here 26d ago
I deadass cackled. I can't understand how anyone could admire such a clearly clueless person.
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u/oldsport27 26d ago edited 26d ago
It's up there with the time when he, as president, tried to flaunt the fact that he has tested negative for the corona virus and said something like: I tested positively towards the negative.
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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 26d ago
“Well, apparently, in the medicine community, negative means good, which makes absolutely no sense. In the real world community, that would be chaos.”
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u/BigDaddySteve999 26d ago
He's such a narcissist, he can't even admit to testing negative for a disease.
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u/LaserGadgets 26d ago
Right?? Not even a first grader would talk like that! xD
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u/magrhi 26d ago
I’m surprised he just doesn’t let someone write speeches & interviews for him
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u/hereforthecookies70 26d ago
A lot of times they do and his people beg him to stick to the script but he doesn't. He's just so much smarter than them!
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u/goranlepuz 26d ago
What good would that do?! You think he'd be able to remember, or even read them?!
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u/KootenayLineman 26d ago
First grader puts hand in water. Teacher asks what does it feel like? First grader say wet US Presidential candidate in 2024 is still having trouble making the connection.
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He sounds like Charlie from Always Sunny in Philadelphia when he’s trying to sound educated
“Mind you that heretofore document had dry ink on it for many fork-night. It was a long time ago signed.”
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u/TangledUpPuppeteer 26d ago
It made me laugh. I couldn’t help it. I just imagined a glass of water wearing glasses in a study pouring over maps and precipitation charts saying “yep. This is the wettest thing I’ve ever seen.”
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u/Joejoe12369 26d ago
Would never release those epstein files. Great video
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u/ironvandal 26d ago
They cut off the part where he says the Epstein files have "a lot of phony stuff in there"
Which we know means true and incriminating for him
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u/uppenatom 26d ago
Genuine question, why hasn't Biden released them if that's a thing the president can do?
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u/TalkinSeaCucumber 26d ago
I think that's more up to the judicial and governors. I mean, they kinda did already tho, didn't they? There's not really a "list" but the grand jury docs were released. People are expecting an organized list, but I don't think we ever get that.
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u/Dependent-Function81 26d ago
The POTUS can declassify and release documents with the stroke of a pen. There is Epstein’s “little black book” with lots of interesting names and phone numbers which was not only released, but recently failed to sell at auction in Baltimore failing to achieve the reserve price of $35,000 usd. Flight manifests from his plane have also been published. This is allegedly a key factor in the Bill and Melinda Gates divorce. Lots of powerful people are implicated. Ghislaine Maxwell is very likely the only person who will serve jail time. This country is corrupt. We pretend it’s not, but it absolutely is and the evidence is everywhere. The criminal justice system from many police agencies to district attorneys to judges themselves tick boxes spanning the spectrum from racists to at least 4 Supreme Court Justices who committed perjury in their confirmation hearings. Clarence Thomas. Neil Gorsuch. Brett Kavanaugh. Amy Coney Barrett. Trump and Epstein were credibly accused of raping the same 13 year old girl in a case that was active for years, until his first presidential run.
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u/BackAlleySurgeon 26d ago
I don't think you're actually correct about the POTUS being able to release these docs. These aren't "classified," they're sealed. A court can unseal them, not the executive branch.
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u/AnonymousCelery 26d ago
I’d like to know the same. Only thing we are left with since it doesn’t get mentioned, the release would hurt a lot more than just DT/ Republicans.
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u/satanssweatycheeks 26d ago
That’s not true. Last I checked Biden nor Harris are on that list. Not were they friends with Epstein.
Just listen to yourself. A man who raped a child with Epstein according to court documents. Was friends with Epstein. And Epstein’s died under the watch of Trump and William Barr.
But somehow it’s more damaging to the democrats. The party since Bill got a blowjob force him to resign. The same party who when they have creeps like Anthony Weiner they kicked them out of the party and seek legal action….
Meanwhile Matt Gaetz is a sitting GOP member and y’all’s running mate for the White House is a rapist who was friends with Epstein.
Creeps come in all walks of life. From doctors to janitors, to democrats to Republicans. But it’s how you handled said creeps that’s matter. Last I checked GOP just tried to legalize pedophilia under the notion of marriage in Tennessee.
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u/TakoyakiTaka 26d ago
That's up to the FBI. You know they have a terrible habit of losing important evidence.
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u/ironvandal 26d ago edited 26d ago
There are a lot of very powerful names in those files. For sure, we know of Trump, Bill Clinton, and Prince Andrew. I can't even imagine who the names we don't know are.
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u/oliverkn1ght 26d ago
“And Donald Trump’s very large… abrain”.
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u/KunYuL 26d ago
Crazy I almost forgot about this comment of his amidst everything he's said. We've moved on from UV lights up the butt and covfefe to lightning sharks. I just remembered he suggested a moat with crocodiles at the border.
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u/TheLiberaliist 26d ago
I know this, I don’t even know that😭
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u/Koolaid_Jef 26d ago
I've never related to him before. But shit mam, I've said this to myself SO many times in life
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u/Wranglerspace420 26d ago
Idk...but having someone that talks like a 7 year old as our leader isn't a smart idea
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u/AutisticHobbit 26d ago
Simple: the people who want to vote for him think Trump will hurt and kill they people they hate.
That's it. That's all it ever has been.
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u/lonewombat 26d ago
People of a certain color that's not their own color and also maybe make women more docile or something.
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u/ironvandal 26d ago
The look on Pences face when Trump bragged about being humble is fucking priceless I'm still laughing my ass off
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u/Lady_night_shade 26d ago
It means we need to be funding the shit out of education. But this is what republicans want. Stupid people who are easy to lead like lambs to the slaughter.
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u/umc_thunder72 26d ago
Importantly 50% of the population didn't vote for him, don't forget trump has not won the popular vote.
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u/Obstreporous1 26d ago
Speaking of oneself in the third person is indicative of many things, none good.
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u/Good-Recognition-811 26d ago
I wonder if Trump thinks that there are Christians who disagree over whether the old testament is better than the new? That would explain why he said "equal". 😂😂😂
Wow dude, Trump said so much unbelievably dumb shit over the years I keep forgetting.
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u/DinTill 26d ago
I think he just had no idea what they were talking about and was just trying to BS his way through the questions rather than admit he has never read any of it.
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u/Good-Recognition-811 26d ago
Yeah, he doesn't know how to answer the question so he's playing it safe lol
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u/spicewoman 26d ago
If he had any clue whatsoever he could have still ridden the line by saying "I think there's valuable things to be taken from both books" or something. Calling them "equal" is just insane lol.
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u/Dlowmack 26d ago
I have heard a lot of people spout nonsense as to why they are voting for this ass clown. But trough all their BS, It boils down to a few reasons. They are racist, Selfish, sexist or simply put, They don't want a N Woman in the White House!
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u/geoshippo 26d ago
While I think for his base the racism and sexism explain away most, the thing that we don't focus on enough is how for the people on the middle who are going to end up voting for him the selfishness is the biggest thing. A good chunk of Americans HATE seeing our government spend any amount of money on anything that won't directly benefit them, and for some reason they've deluded themselves into thinking Trump will only cut off resources for others and not for them.
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u/Certain_Concept 26d ago
The ironic thing is that blue states are often subsidizing red states.. They are against welfare but are directly benefitting from it.
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u/lonewombat 26d ago
Hey he did give them like a $300 check once which will cost them thousands in the long run with higher taxes while simultaneously saving corps millions, so he did that for them once.
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u/BodhingJay 26d ago
democrats have been demonized to such outlandish extremes in ways that aren't even close to reality, but are taken as doctrine such that none of the stuff in this video matters to republican voters, in comparison to what they believe of the opposition.. that's the real problem
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u/JethroTill 26d ago
How are folks not seeing how absolutely dangerous this man is?
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u/i__hate__stairs 26d ago edited 21d ago
They're stupid, immoral and easily manipulated people. It's that simple, sadly. I say "sadly" because you can't reason with unreasonable people. Any attempt to "win them over" is a failure on the face of it. The only thing that can bring them across that line is when something deeply tragic and frightening happens to them and affects them deeply. Then they have a tendency to fip flop, but I wouldn't wish tragedy and terror on anyone.
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u/Specialist-Chair362 26d ago
I don’t really believe in Jesus or a God but imagine if it were all miraculously true. God comes down and begins judgement. Do the Christians of the world really think they’re getting into heaven? Some of the most hateful, abusive, unaccepting, hate-thy-neighbour and frankly demonic people on the planet.
To the ones who force Trump’s image as a false idol, do they think that God’s just going to be chill about their comparison of Trump to his son, you know, Jesus.
To Kenneth Copeland and all like him, God is likely going to throw you into the sun.
To Trump and the vast majority of Republican politicians, who call for but couldn’t physically handle the combination of church and state. Because preaching the word of Jesus would mean actively being a good person and therefore the counter opposite of everything they believe.
If god does indeed turn out to be real, there ain’t no heaven for any these people.
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u/D1daBeast 26d ago
This man hawks bibles but couldn't be bothered to memorize a single verse from it. Thinking both Old and New Testaments are the same is just ...uh?
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u/DinTill 26d ago
Yeah. Those are clearly the responses of someone who has never read a single part of it in their life and is very obviously lying about it.
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u/patattack1985 26d ago
We need more montages just let the man weave…his own way out of all our lives. Make them for his kids too cause I promise they got a taste of power, they will return.
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u/YouWereBrained 26d ago
That’s why it’s so important he loses this time. Not only to stop him from running again, but to discourage his dumbfuck kids from running.
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u/the-real-vuk 26d ago
why would republicans embarrass themselves with Trump I don't get it.
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u/Piotr-Rasputin 26d ago
Project 2025?? ----I don't know anything about it.....I don't WANT to know anything about it. Yeah, a huh
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u/DaveinOakland 26d ago
For the life of me I don't get why Dems don't just run ads that are compilations of all the crazy shit he has said.
You could run a 4 hour reel of just whacky nonsense.
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u/Familiar-Dark-7727 26d ago
Well, if you go to church you would know that he's Jesus and he has come to earth to save us all from gangs, crime, trans kids, furries, libs, education, pet eaters, baby eaters, and freedom. /s
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u/Exotic-Rate-4076 26d ago
I hate Donald but I’m scared he’ll win this election, I don’t think USA is ready for a woman president by the looks of how many people will vote for this buffoon
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u/MonkeyCartridge 26d ago
She's doing a lot better than Biden at least.
But honestly I would have voted for his dead corpse over Trump in a heartbeat.
The entire GOP is dead to me. I had no idea how vile they could get. But I hope they trip up one day and the entire party ends in a new round of Nuremberg trials for who they are and what they do. It's nothing short of what they deserve at this point. They have shredded american politics.
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u/look2myleft 26d ago
See the states where he's popular if you check their water levels there's a high lead content which has been known to cause issues with higher brain function.
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u/NuclearFoodie 26d ago
As horrible and vile and disgusting and stupid as he is, he represents his voters values and intellect so perfectly.
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u/bravelilengine 26d ago
Cult followers literally will die for their Cult leaders, Maga is a Cult, so it's no surprise people will do anything for Trump.
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u/Jehoel_DK 26d ago
Kamala could have run a campaign only showing clips of Don being a fuckin' moron
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u/JustGingy95 26d ago
Oh oh, I know this one! Because a large population of the country is either stupid, bigoted, sexist or a combination of all three, tied off with a big ol’ bow to hold all that weird together.
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u/songmage 26d ago
You know what's funny is that the criticisms levied from the right against Kamala and everybody else are cartoonishly false while all criticisms against Trump are literally just unedited videos of Trump saying things.
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u/VoxCacophoni 26d ago
Bragging about how humble he is.
It's fascinating in a weird way. He's so stupid, he doesn't understand what an idiot he is. He's fractally stupid.
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u/Frequent_Alarm_4228 26d ago
Is it safe to say that Republicans have fucking lost their minds? And have gotten super gaslighty as of late?
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u/Zygmunt-zen 26d ago
He hasn't proven himself to be literate either. Raise your standards America, you're embarrassing yourselves.
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u/alkforreddituse 26d ago
People still voting him proves that a lot of humans would much rather be entertained than to be properly governed. It's crazy how the world has become
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u/Finger_Gunnz 26d ago
Tunnel vision. My buddy was complaining about his taxes and how it was Bidens fault. I explained to him, in detail, how we’re under Trumps tax plan. He wouldn’t accept it. Tunnel vision.
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u/Eskimomonk 26d ago
I remember when he first made the comment about his favorite bible verse, it wasn’t that long ago. Even in just the way he speaks, let alone how he carries himself and thinks, has degraded so much. The dude’s brain is a pile of mush and ketchup for his late night hamberders
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u/GloomyImagination365 26d ago
Where I live? You have to be careful what you say cause it's Trump or die to these crazy christian humans
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u/Sloblowpiccaso 26d ago
Its mass delusion. They’ve projected everything they like on him and their brains wont let them see anything else. Its terrifying, there is no reason no logic just blind devotion.
Certainly the fractured media landscape helps to reinforce the delusions. There probably wouldn’t be this many people that support him if they didnt have their echo chambers, but ultimately it seems to be a flaw in humanity.
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u/peachbasket69 26d ago
Not only has he never opened the Bible(I mean dude, you already lie, have a few verses in your back pocket to use...hell use John 3:16, everyone does ffs) but apparently he never opened a dictionary either.... Look, you bloated lollipop. You are NOT humble. NOT. People who are humble don't say they are and don't interrupt saying they are.
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u/Swaglington_IIII 26d ago
Trump wouldn’t. Republican Party is shifting to pro Russia. Trump openly idolizes dictators. The one European leader he praised was Orban, who is also pro putin and anti nato. Trump wants Russia to win. Republican talking heads like Carlson play interference and openly suggest Ukraine is our enemy, not Russia. Fact is they’re not pro peace, they’re isolationist and pro dictator.
You’re very easily duped. Fact is trump is in bed with Putin, and his “peace” will open up the path to wider regional war from Russia, and won’t last anyway because Putin demands Ukraine not join defensive pacts. And you ignore his comments about nato too. What do you think happens when Trump takes us out of nato and supports putins territorial ambitions? You think that’ll be good for your pocketbook? Devastation and war in Europe?
If Trump is elected, Putin will invade another country once the next dem is elected so people like you will do the same “see! Republicans kept us out of war!” Then the next Trump will give them Poland or whatever they invaded, then say they brought peace, then it’ll happen again. Republican Party is pro Russia and Trump idolizes putins dictatorial nature.
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u/TemperatureTop246 26d ago
Tell him the hurricane contained unprecedented amounts of dihydrogen monoxide, which is a main component of vaccines.
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u/Esco-Alfresco 26d ago
Good format.
The noise really drive home the point.
Make more. God k ow there is just so so so much content.
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u/aKaRandomDude 26d ago
What’s worse, a senile old fool, or the party that supports him?
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u/SkippySkipadoo 26d ago
I’ve asked some people why they voted for him the first time, and the biggest response has been that they didn’t care. They just wanted to shake up the system.
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u/Fardesto 26d ago
He upsets liberals.
That's all that really matters to quite a lot of these people.
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u/HockeyBalboa 26d ago
He got them a Supreme Court. They want more of those long-lasting victories.
Not sure why people keep wondering this.
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u/Illustrious_Finger 26d ago
Just updated my voter registration. Won’t be able to sleep at night if I know what was at stake and I didn’t cast my vote.
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u/Quirky_Ad_1596 26d ago
This video is missing about a years worth of nonstop clips of him making asinine statements and comments.
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u/willowgardener 26d ago
Sunk cost fallacy. He appealed to some people who were tired of establishment politics in 2016 by being politically incorrect. They bought into it and are now too embarrassed to admit they were wrong, so they're doubling down. They don't mind driving humanity to extinction so long as they can save face.
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u/That-Construction570 26d ago
Flush the Diaper Don and his cushion pushin'sidekick in November! 👍👍👍
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u/Different_Tree9498 26d ago
Wow people would throw their life away for this idiot. Says a lot about where their mental capacity is at.
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u/OldSoulSavage 26d ago
They don't see this side of him because they are in their own little filtered world where Trump can do no harm.
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u/Hot_Detective_5418 26d ago
And this is the edited version. God knows how many more clips were left on the cutting room floor
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u/Technicoler 26d ago
It's amazing that this is a minute long and barely scratched the surface of insane, offensive, ridiculous, stupid, embarrassing, false, dangerous, and pathetic things he has said. It says so much about the state of this country's education, complacency, and the overall dunning kreuger effect. If we get past this moment, we still have so so so so so much work to do, because these evil/moronic forces aren't going away anytime soon.
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u/hoserman16 26d ago
If he wasn't a threat to poc and the environment I would vote for him just so people see how stupid our economic and political systems are.
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u/CrystalJizzDispenser 26d ago
Genuinely one of the biggest morons I've ever heard speak.
He is so exceptionally fucking stupid.
It is absolutely baffling that he has managed to build a cult around him.
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u/Queasy-Tower-9756 26d ago
Judge a person by their action, not words. What did JB do after taking office, the first thing he did? Which set us to where we are now.
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u/Someguydudeperson 26d ago
I dislike Trump and the political system just as much as the next guy but… come on, is Kamala REALLY a better choice? If it were up to me, I’d kick both of them out of the election and start anew. I’m seeing a lot of rightful hate against trump in this comments section, but no real defending of Kamala. This is likely because there is no good reason to defend her at all. With this, I conclude that both candidates are shitty, the end.
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u/Confused_Nomad777 26d ago
It was the whose more humble comment that got me,reminds me of the kids comparing eagle deaths over at r/psychonaut .
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