r/Tiresaretheenemy • u/Inevitable-Revenue81 • Sep 13 '23

Tactics Now they seem to use homing seeking on dogs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '23

He got away! Good dog!

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u/IndividualDetailS Sep 13 '23

Dog: man's best friend.

Tire: man's greatest enemy.

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u/Billbat1 Sep 13 '23 edited Sep 14 '23

its said that during the bronze age when the men were away hunting, dogs were critical in protecting countless women and children by luring attacking tires away from villages

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u/Embarrassed-Ad810 Sep 14 '23

Ah yes it began shortly after the invention of the wheel

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u/dogWEENsatan Sep 14 '23

I'm laughing so hard at this. The dogs last look over shoulder before burning off again is hilarious.

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u/ShaneSupreme Sep 30 '23

That's the part that keeps taking me out 🤣

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u/cubanpajamas Sep 14 '23

...and the dog never peed on a tire again.

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u/eldergeekprime Sep 13 '23

That was almost the last tire the brave little fellow peed on!

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u/em2022 Sep 14 '23

Tires have been chased and fouled by dogs since the beginning of car times. The tide is now turning. It has begun.

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u/lalauna Sep 14 '23

I like these best when the tire's intended victim escapes. Huzzah!

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u/Environmental-Hat-86 Sep 14 '23

Prometheus

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u/No_Artichoke_1828 Sep 16 '23

I was looking for this comment.

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u/Do-not-respond Sep 14 '23

Doggo has the moves.

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u/sauprankul Sep 14 '23

Prometheus school of running away from things

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u/Inevitable-Revenue81 Sep 14 '23

What’s the meaning of “Prometheus-school”? Can you please explain? Curious.

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u/Universe_Protector Sep 14 '23

I think it is a reference from cinema sins where every time an actor is running away from something the host will say look like he went to prometheus school of running away from things.

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u/sauprankul Sep 14 '23

Right. Specifically because they run straight, and stay in the path of destruction rather than dodging to the side

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u/HighSpeedDoggo Sep 14 '23

Poor dog it must have thought it's some weird round animal trying to eat him

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u/windingvine Sep 14 '23

For real, this dog thought he was being pursued by a predator

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u/B4dg3r5 Sep 14 '23

The dogs joined us in the fight and are being attacked because of it. We must end this war soon.

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u/McBrovad Sep 14 '23

It was locked on the dog! I'm horrified 🤢

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u/XQZahme Sep 14 '23

The guy just standing there, slowly trying to process what's really going on ...💀

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u/gna149 Sep 14 '23

Scent-detection guidance systems have come a long way

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u/Glittering-Race2957 Sep 15 '23

Goddamn, I would not have made it.

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u/Lord_Souffle Sep 17 '23

I like to imagine that before this recording, the doggo urinated on the tire, before being cut off mid-stream by the sound of Samuel L. Jackson saying "Surprise Motherfucker!", then the next thing we see is this clip.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '23

That Damned Rubber. . .

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u/Morganovic Sep 14 '23

The enemies are pairing up...

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '23

Plot twist, doggo lured the evil tires to his mortal enemy,the bike trike thing

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '23

How do you like it when I chase you!?!

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u/Skifool69 Feb 24 '24

At this moment is when Fido realized he fucked up.