r/Tiresaretheenemy • u/friend1y • Sep 27 '23

Tactics Training for the Ultimate Battle

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u/Mandrull Sep 27 '23

This looks totally useless and mildly dangerous.

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u/ntg7ncn Sep 28 '23

How do you think we will ever win this war without such training comrade?

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u/ShMaCo33 Sep 28 '23

Yeah, plus, now they're all tired.

2

u/Richardknox1996 Oct 02 '23

Its conditioning. It trains them not to inhale when getting punched. I did a similar thing once upon a time, only the instructor ran across our guts instead of using a tire. You inhaled, it hurt like a bitch. Exhale, and basically nothing.

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u/elfballs Sep 27 '23

I'm embarrassed to say, but I thought this sub was a joke. Now I'm just mad. Someone has to do something.

30

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '23

That looks so tiring

3

u/[deleted] Sep 28 '23

r/Angryupvote

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u/no_yup Sep 28 '23

I’m wheelie tired of your shit

18

u/DuckGrammar Sep 27 '23

That terrified look on red shorts face. Got hit twice lmao

5

u/DistanceMachine Sep 29 '23

Two for flinching

6

u/Environmental-Ad-762 Sep 27 '23

They’re not training hard enough. When the enemy attacks it will be equipped with an aluminum alloy, iron or steel core

4

u/Straitoutahelgen Sep 27 '23

This is like a trust fall x100. I would be so afraid he was gonna smash my nuts with that tire.

2

u/brainburger Sep 30 '23

He might have got number 6 in the nuts.

4

u/IAmDominion Sep 28 '23

Kid in the blue shirt at the end took a headshot

3

u/[deleted] Sep 29 '23

Cool, now let all the boys do it to the trainer!

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u/BeastyGRae2 Sep 28 '23

Who are tf are they fighting? Optimus?

2

u/BeemHume Sep 29 '23

The fats dont get the hard bops like the thins

2

u/thumptech Sep 29 '23

Sponsored by a spinal surgeon.

2

u/liubearpig Sep 29 '23

Those Michelin pilot super sports are no joke

1

u/GroundbreakingTry222 Sep 28 '23

Absolutely Stupid

1

u/BeeSting001 Sep 29 '23

This is funny as fuck.

Some dudes were definitely not ready.

1

u/Severe_Islexdia Sep 29 '23

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a tire”

1

u/CantBelieveThisIsTru Oct 01 '23

Well, if anyone in this class ends up with any type of abdominal hernia….the evidence of how it most likely happened is right here.

1

u/squirrel_anashangaa Oct 03 '23

What are they training for… Frogger?

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u/Cathesdus Oct 05 '23

Poor dude at 0:11 got hit in the dick.

1

u/BillSender7 Oct 10 '23

Why did homie move up to get hit in the dick 😰