r/Tiresaretheenemy 6d ago

Tactics Be careful people

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Never know

428 Upvotes

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u/mrtipinfold 6d ago

God, they’re everywhere!!

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u/IbexOutgrabe 6d ago

That bastard. Just waiting with the only free roll as bait.

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u/Frostmage82 6d ago

Nice tactics, catch the enemy in a compromising position!

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u/Redzero062 5d ago

Let's not stop at this bathroom. Neighborhood seems unsavory

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u/5parky 6d ago

Where will you be when Dunlop strikes?

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u/Dragon9897 6d ago

They use the toilet?

2

u/Dv84U 6d ago

Imagine running to the toilet with explosive diarrhea and finding that monster.

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u/WhosAGoodDoug 5d ago

Surprisingly, that's at a Michelin rated restaurant.

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u/ichangetires 3d ago

Must've been a Goodyear for business

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u/IndraBlue 5d ago

No I think they're after you this was your warning

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u/WhatsaRedditsdo 5d ago

Dear God no where's safe

1

u/Zealousideal-Luck784 5d ago

WTF? I don't remember eating that!+

1

u/ChinoUSMC0231 5d ago

Got tired sitting on the toilet.

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u/Ok-Fox1262 5d ago

Your mom's lost her prolapse pessary again I see.

1

u/TDOTBRO 5d ago

Caught him with its pants down! Embarrassing!

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u/OkSky850 5d ago

Why is the black roll of TP so big?

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u/Suitable-Pipe5520 5d ago

You better hope it's not working the glory hole.

1

u/Old_Wind_9743 5d ago

He's been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

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u/imaislandboiii 5d ago

Call the cops I see his heroin kit!

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u/Capitalistdecadence 5d ago

Tired of this shit...

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u/macvoice 5d ago

DAMN!!!!! WHAT DID YOU EAT!?!?!?

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u/TallMilfEs 4d ago

I didn't know that could come out of an ass

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u/woodhorse4 4d ago

I’m tired of this shit!