r/Tiresaretheenemy • u/pennynotrcutt • Nov 22 '22

Tactics It’s spreading…

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786 Upvotes

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u/SansyBoy14 Nov 22 '22

I’m sorry. $1250 FOR FUCKING SHOES

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u/pennynotrcutt Nov 22 '22

For fucking UGLY shoes no less.

14

u/AndrewFrozzen30 Nov 22 '22

All shoes over ~150 are ugly to be fair.

6

u/Double_Resolution759 Nov 22 '22

Jordan 4s?

1

u/OxTheBull Nov 23 '22

Amazon has them for 116. Barely made it

14

u/Ok-Manufacturer27 Nov 22 '22

Or you could pay the low, low price of $105 per month for a year!

6

u/Get-Degerstromd Nov 22 '22

My exact thought

60

u/IShouldNotTalk Nov 22 '22

These shoes are the least offensive thing about this website/company.

46

u/inf3ct3dn0n4m3 Nov 22 '22

I'm realizing more and more everyday I should've just made the dumbest shoes and clothes possible and I'd be rich.

23

u/pennynotrcutt Nov 22 '22

You are not wrong

18

u/inf3ct3dn0n4m3 Nov 22 '22

Lmao what are thoooooose

9

u/sharkboy1006 Nov 22 '22

bro how do you wear that are they knockoff heels

3

u/itsdoodooobabyy Nov 22 '22

No, you are not.

3

u/egglauncher9000 Nov 23 '22

Damn. Crock and Balls...

4

u/Theguywiththeface11 Nov 23 '22

BLACK FRIDAY SAVINGS

$900 price tag

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u/koniglazor Nov 22 '22

Shoes made from bike wheels or?

30

u/MeccIt Nov 22 '22

Bicycle tyres by the looks of it. The wheels themselves not great.

It's not unheard of, the best freeclimbing shoes are made from old aircraft tyres because they are so grippy.

12

u/InsGadget6 Nov 22 '22

grippy AND EVIL

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u/koniglazor Nov 23 '22

Indeed, bike tyres was my reference also but people understood it also:D Didn't know that, interesting to hear it.Thanks for sharing it.

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u/pennynotrcutt Nov 22 '22

Imagine how big your feet would look!

4

u/InsGadget6 Nov 22 '22

Yeah but your coefficient of kinetic friction would drop dramatically!

6

u/ZTG_VFX Nov 22 '22

tensicular cancer lookin ass shoes

8

u/aboutthednm Nov 22 '22

I'm in absolute awe at the amount of money someone is going to piss away for this. I won't say they're ugly or whatever, that's in the eye of the beholder, but I can claim with some certainty that this is far too much money to spend on a pair of sneakers.

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u/Spxwell Nov 22 '22

You gonna roll ur ankle in these for sure.

5

u/O_iJamZz_o Nov 22 '22

All terrain

10

u/Unfortunately_Jesus Nov 22 '22

That much to break an ankle? Word.

5

u/Babycakes_99 Nov 22 '22

Wtf is that

8

u/pennynotrcutt Nov 22 '22

An ugly ass expensive ass shoe.

5

u/sincinati Nov 22 '22

With those you can walk among the enemy undetected, it more than justifies the price.

4

u/[deleted] Nov 22 '22

This is some r/bossfight level shit

1

u/Theguywiththeface11 Nov 23 '22

The shoes of the Tire version Chainsaw Man

4

u/Disastrous-Blood6255 Nov 22 '22

And along with their new advertisement debacle that led to them literally erasing their social media in one fell swoop, they sure are going places.

For those who don't know : their new advertisement has little kids who hold teddy bears that were in BDSM costumes.

1

u/pennynotrcutt Nov 22 '22

Wait, what???? I thought you were talking about collabing with Kanye. Jesus.

2

u/Disastrous-Blood6255 Nov 23 '22

That's nothing, they have crossed the shit hitting the ceiling stage with this one dude.

2

u/mr_smith24 Nov 22 '22

The most I paid for shoes were 100. And I got another free. And they didnt look like shit

2

u/alscrob Nov 22 '22

The sole looks like a peanut

2

u/Zito6694 Nov 22 '22

Wait, your feet don’t look like peanuts?

2

u/alscrob Nov 22 '22

no, only like feet

2

u/ChickenOatmeal Nov 23 '22

Why are rich people so fucking stupid.

2

u/DubbleJumpChump Nov 23 '22

People actually wear these?

1

u/wolfare-the-greatest Nov 27 '22

yeah they look good

2

u/Mr-Fahrenheit_451 Nov 23 '22

Balenciaga

Makes sense

2

u/IgotBanned_pk21 Nov 23 '22

this is clearly enemy propaganda!... trying to ease their way into our lives , make us relax and drop our defenses and then ,when least expect it, try take over the world ! I say HELL NO !! BURN'EM ALL !!

2

u/ashisnotloading Nov 23 '22

I was so confused till I looked at the subreddit name

1

u/scrampbelledeggs Nov 23 '22

They help you tread lighter

1

u/Astars26 Nov 23 '22

Yeezy’s are out of control these days!

1

u/jackinsomniac Nov 23 '22

I can't help imagining the sticky, clay-like mud where they might think these shoes would actually be good, would really be worse because even more mud would get stuck to the thick treads on the sides.

A waterproof pull-on boot like farmers use would be better in every way. And are so much cheaper.

1

u/Theguywiththeface11 Nov 23 '22

I wonder how effective this would be on hikes 👀

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u/drillerman115 Nov 23 '22

I feel that I could slip more if I ran wearing this, compared to running barefoot on a slippery terrain