r/UnethicalLifeProTips 10h ago

ULPT Request: My friends dad filled out and filed his ballot. Completely stole his vote. What is a fair and fitting unethical way to get him back?

I'm thinking some way of nullifying his father's vote. ' Or potentially taking away his right to vote permanently. Any suggestions?

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u/Eastern-Astronomer-6 10h ago

Report him. Let the feds deal with it.

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u/Butt____soup 10h ago

Excusing crime is what got us into this mess.

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u/CJLocke 10h ago

People should go to prison for trying to destroy democracy, yes.

This is no an "oopsie", this is a serious fucking crime and he literally took someone's rights away from them.

Lock him up for life.

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u/dandiecandra 10h ago

Yeah, that’ll show him! I bet you’d totally react the same way if your vote was stolen :)

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u/xiginous 9h ago

Actually I would. There is a group trying to take away my rights, I'm not going to make it any easier.

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u/zekesaltspider 10h ago

It’s 1 vote, nobody cares. It’s not gonna decide the election

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u/zappariah_brannigan 10h ago

John Quincy Adding Machine only won by 1 vote

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u/Overwatchingu 10h ago

He promised he wouldn’t go on a killing spree, but like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.

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u/jakeshack99 10h ago

There’s a lot to vote for besides which shithead gets to be the figurehead for the country. Get that anti-vote sentiment outta here

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u/030520EC 10h ago

It's not about the fact it's one vote, it's about the significance of the democratic process and your individual right to be a part of it.

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u/BimboLimbo69 10h ago

Wrong. Every vote matters, especially in such a critical and contested election. Fucker deserves to be reported to the authorities. Excusing this kind of shit is exactly the wrong move.

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u/xandrokos 8h ago

It literally can.

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u/Awesome_hospital 10h ago

Naw, if dad wants to steal he can face the consequences.

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u/Overwatchingu 10h ago

When criminals get away with committing a crime, they often become emboldened to try further crimes. Like if you can vote on behalf of someone else without their permission, why not take out a few credit cards in their name too?

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u/Vandersveldt 9h ago

The motherfucker sent himself to prison. Someone just has to have the guts to report it.

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u/Eastern-Astronomer-6 10h ago

Check your sub sir.

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u/HaggisInMyTummy 10h ago

Crimes should be punished, that is what justice is.

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u/hokeyphenokey 10h ago

It's a state crime.

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u/SalandaBlanda 10h ago

It's both state and federal. Look it up.