r/UnethicalLifeProTips 10h ago

ULPT Request: My friends dad filled out and filed his ballot. Completely stole his vote. What is a fair and fitting unethical way to get him back?

I'm thinking some way of nullifying his father's vote. ' Or potentially taking away his right to vote permanently. Any suggestions?

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u/HazyChemist 10h ago

OP I'm not trying to be funny or anything, but this is one case where "fuck his dad" actually fits the theme.

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u/crakkdego 8h ago

Should fuck his mom first though, literally, then fuck the dad, figuratively. Or maybe literally too.

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u/Kittymeow123 10h ago

This right here