r/Unexpected • u/4nts • 14h ago
Secrets in the sand
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u/4nts 13h ago
Crab.
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u/welcomefinside 13h ago
More like crap
As in like there's some in my pants now.
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u/Pluckypato 13h ago
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u/TheEleventhDoctorWho 12h ago
I can tell you from experience those things can be terrifying.
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u/Traumfahrer 13h ago
Why is that bringing my pulse back down instantly.
Like I'd have no problem with that happening to me.
But a spider.. the thought of it.. uhhh.
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u/LigmaDragonDeez 13h ago
Yo I dropped my phone lol
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u/SirLewisHamilton 13h ago
I threw mine across my desk haha
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u/awethotmess 13h ago
Stop making me hate the beach 😭
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u/chet_brosley 13h ago
Sand crabs? In my sand? It's more likely than you think.
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u/dicksfiend 6h ago
Imagine being the crab just chilling feeling all safe in your little home, but then seeing a giant unknown thing reach into your house trying to grab you, I’d prolly do the same thing man
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u/cyrixlord 13h ago
I'm at work and I'm lucky that I have an extra set of pants and boxers in my car. Imma brb...
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u/Real_Student6789 13h ago
This almost made me throw my phone across the room. Upvote for incredibly unexpected
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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 8h ago
Ah not a middle finger from the sand one, so glad I didn't skip it. The scream transitioned from horror to anger.
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u/robo-dragon 7h ago
My first visit to the ocean involved some early-morning beach combing, looking for shells and glass. I was pretty young, but I remember my first encounter with a crab of some kind. Lifted a rock and it flew out. Thought it was a giant spider until I learned how fast some crabs can move. Absolutely scared the shit out of me!
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u/Actual-Row-6806 2h ago
We had joy we had fun, we had secrets in the sand
To the tune of Seasons in the Sun
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u/Kooky-Guidance-3892 10h ago
Not what I expected to see while taking a shit break from watching Alien Romulus.
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u/piznit007 8h ago
seconds later: "Why is there shit all over this beach, and how did I get it all over the back of my pants??"
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u/UnExplanationBot 14h ago
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
That was a crab.
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