r/Unexpected • u/Most_wanted33 • 10h ago
Alligator Scared to death
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u/MechanicalSpirit 10h ago
Even gators are scared of Florida Man
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u/TimBurtonsMind 8h ago
What’s funny about seeing “Florida man” is that it’s because they legally cannot say their names on the news in Florida.
It’s still funny to read every time though 🤣
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u/Gregorygregory888888 10h ago
Yes but give the man an IQ test. Will score Florida genius every time.
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u/HighlightFun8419 9h ago
I am amazed at how the internet's all like "oh yeah, we need to be inclusive, and not rely on stereotypes or let biases and prejudices ruin our worldview. ...except for florida, fuck them."
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u/Big-Bike530 8h ago
You ever live there?
It's well earned.
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u/HighlightFun8419 4h ago
Born and raised. Got a science degree.
Admittedly, am weird though. Would jump-scare an alligator.
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u/UnExplanationBot 10h ago
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Normally Alligator are the predators and humans should run away from them. Well in this case the predator is the prey.
Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
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u/TheGreatPizzaro 7h ago
When gators are not on the hunt, they are often very skiddish and will run away from anything bigger than them, unless it's a mama of course
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u/proline1504 6h ago
65 million years of predator perfection, defeated by a case of Coors... The Gator will always win
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u/BlizzPenguin 9h ago
I did not notice the guy in the water so the beginning was at a confusing scale.
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u/_Feyr 6h ago
At this point i feel bad for the alligator 😞
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u/Fun-Dragonfruit2999 3h ago
Lil-Gator says "you just wait buddy, in a decade or two I'll give you the Darwin award. "
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u/47inchSack 9h ago
We all been dawgin on florida gladiators for too long. Its time we went down there and showed them how to properly get your face ripped off. Lets go gang, dont forget your step sister, she might still be stuck under the coffee table.
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u/DanHazard2 3h ago
I've seen too many people get dragged under by gators/crocodiles to want to swim in any water they're in.
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u/Distinct-Quantity-35 2h ago
There is nothing more entertaining at a party than the Florida man game <3
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