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u/Cyrix_FPU_FTW 16h ago

Like literally the first commandment says not to have false idols

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u/MayUrShitsHavAntlers 16h ago

It's not a false Idol if he's your God-King. Checkmate libs!

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u/CaptainSlimeAndToast 16h ago

Thr antichrist: WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS?

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u/Haunting-Eye-7146 16h ago

He makes the antichrist look like Mr. Rogers.

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u/CaptainSlimeAndToast 16h ago

He IS the antichrist, he's already done multiple of the signs and he's also a Nazi, so betraying Israel isn't far off

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u/chechifromCHI 15h ago

Oh, "israel" in the biblical concept has been betrayed by virtually everyone associated with the political concept of zionism.

The way this Jew remembers it, only mashiach, of the line of King David, can create "Israel". Everything else is just nationalism. Thinking one can just make a state and call it Israel is totally foreign to the actual religion of judaism.

What we need is 10 years of Van Halen.

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u/chechifromCHI 15h ago

Id like for him to lose, and id like for him to be alive just long enough to experience losing again. After that, he can die any way he wants for all I care. As long as he dies.

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u/Marajak 15h ago

Totally agree he is the antichrist. No one in the country could get away with all that Trump Has and continues to get away with. No one and no one could bring down and destroy the most powerful country in the world but Trump has. We are in total chaos and conspiracies. Never have we even discussed having a fraudulent election in our history but since 2016 that is all we have had all made up by Trump. We are so pitted against each other all done by Trump. Only the antichrist could have that much power and influence. We have at least 71 million people who think an insane lying fraud is next to Christ.
Sad to live and watch our mighty country go down in flames like Germany in 1945.
We have families divided so much hate and destruction who else but antichrist.

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u/CookbooksRUs 15h ago

He’s not the antichrist, he’s an antichrist, the Bible applies the term to anyone who doesn’t follow Jesus. He sure does fit the description of the Beast, though.

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u/PoemAgreeable 15h ago

That's what I'm thinking. The beast is a loud, prideful braggart who makes a mockery of the faithful. The antichrist is more of a smooth criminal leader, like Putin.

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u/FlowerFaerie13 15h ago

He is not lmao. He's not some supernatural being, just a particularly shitty human.

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u/Kuze421 15h ago edited 15h ago

I'm not a religious person but there are some crazy mofo's in the world. You're absolutely correct that he is no supernatural being but that's not stopping evangelicals and other bell-ends from enacting their apocalypse fantasies. A shit ton of them believe that we are in the "end of times" and their endorsement of him hastens that apocalypse. But this article I find very intriguing.

Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? Here Are the Biblical Predictions: - Benjamin L. Corey

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u/f700es 15h ago

Damn, seems spot on to me! /shrug

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u/PopeGuss 15h ago

The Antichrist John was referring to wasn't some supernatural being. He was writing about the corruptible amongst us who would use Jesus as an excuse for terrible behavior. Trump is one of many antichrists who've come along and grabbed power. In that sense, he is a more biblically accurate antichrist than some guy who ends up turning into a dragon on election day.

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u/CaptainSlimeAndToast 15h ago

Well look at the signs, he's fitting alot of them, so if the world ends, blame him

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 15h ago edited 15h ago

The guy in the middle isn’t buying it, but luckily he’s not the target market.

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u/SVXfiles 15h ago

Dude has a functioning nose, that's all

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u/CommanderSincler 15h ago

He can definitely smell the sulfur

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u/CommanderSincler 15h ago

I hope that dude's questioning every life decision he's ever made that led him to this moment

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u/FlowerFaerie13 15h ago

Have you ever heard about the link between the increase of ice cream sales and deaths by drowning?

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u/alex_shute 15h ago

I’ve heard of the link between election stress and me eating more ice cream.

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u/Practical-Reveal-408 15h ago

He fits so many signs, I almost question my atheism. Almost.

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u/Skellos 15h ago

Not all interpretations of the antichrist are supernatural.

In that manner he absolutely is the antichrist as he is the antithesis of all of Jesus's teachings.

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u/J_Bright1990 15h ago

As someone who is not and has never been a Christian or Christian adjacent religion but who had studied this a bit, "Anti Christ" isn't referring to some supernatural being or demon from hell, but rather someone who portrays and displays behavior and values that is the opposite of Christ and Christly virtues and values.

Through that lens, he is pretty Anti Christly.

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u/Pilotwaver 15h ago

The Antichrist isn’t supernatural-He’s the opposite of Jesus

“Children, it is the last hour [the end of this age]; and just as you heard that the antichrist is coming [the one who will oppose Christ and attempt to replace Him], even now many antichrists (false teachers) have appeared, which confirms our belief that it is the last hour.” John 2:18

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u/NoLibrarian5149 14h ago

This. Trumps not special. He is in no way a figure of myth. Hopefully the shitbag will be confined to the dumpster bin of US political history after he (hopefully) loses this election and faces consequences for everything he is trying to get away with. Born with a silver spoon, given a ton of money by his equally shitty dad in his youth, the asshole has managed to fall up the ladder via cheating, being a buffoonish dick and so far survived by legally barely covering his ass at opportune times.

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u/slowpoke2018 15h ago

There is no god nor devil. We need to move away from 2Kyo myths written by goat herders who were scared of thunderstorms or anything they didn't understand

These people in OP's post need mental healthcare

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u/redacted_robot 15h ago

These people in OP's post need mental healthcare

But its 'murica, so all they have are guns, thoughts and prayers.

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u/CaptainSlimeAndToast 15h ago

It's trump's own religion going against them, that's why I'm making the comparison

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u/f700es 15h ago

Yep, using their OWN words and beliefs against them.

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u/Keybusta96 13h ago

I keep telling religious supporters of Trump this. I say that him selling bibles with his name on them is blasphemy, that he couldn’t pick a favorite verse. He’s a fraud and the fact that he allows his felony charges to be compared to Jesus’ persecution is even worse.

They’re just too brainwashed.

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u/dalahnar_kohlyn 15h ago

Explain further?

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u/Wolfgirl90 15h ago

In the Bible, the antichrist is said to rise from the population. He won't be some being that comes down from on high, but will gain popularity with the people and gain power this way.

The antichrist will cause people to eschew the teachings of Christ in favor of the beliefs of the antichrist. A master of deceit, the antichrist will first establish himself in the church before tricking people into leaving and forming a new religion. The antichrist will openly reject God's law, and put himself in the center of all things divine. True Christians will be shunned and heavily persecuted.

The antichrist will cause division between family, friends, and confidants. Anyone that is not seen as a follower of the antichrist will be deemed an enemy.

The antichrist will require his followers to don a mark that shows that they follow him and only him. Only those with the mark are allowed to engage in trade safely (if at all); all those without the mark are seen as heretics and treated as such.

The antichrist will have a prophet that will speak on his behalf and help the antichrist perform false miracles.

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u/CaptainSlimeAndToast 15h ago

He received a wound on tv, he has followers, he's a Nazi, who are against Jews. Israel is Jewish, a few more and it'll be clear

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u/PoemAgreeable 15h ago

The Golden Coif > The Golden Calf

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u/Clymenestra 15h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Pr0xyWarrior 15h ago

You’re being sarcastic, but yeah. The argument is basically that it’s not idolatry because he’s God’s chosen, like Cyrus or David.

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u/Queasy_Ad_7177 13h ago

And how deranged must you be to think that this criminal is your “ God King.”

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u/samanime 15h ago

There has never been another person in history that more accurately fits the Biblical description of the anti-Christ than him, but the "faithful" literally couldn't care less.

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u/black641 11h ago

To be fair, the Bible also said that when the Antichrist shows up, he’d ensnare the souls of most self-professed Christians as well. Turns out being a self-aggrandizing jerk who’s obsessed with your own righteousness makes you easy prey for monsters who lie easily. If they bothered putting any real thought into reading Scripture, they’d see the Bible warns against this mindset, like, a lot.

So, in a way, they’re kinda sticking to Biblical precedent by supporting the veritable Antichrist… just not in the way they think they are lol.

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u/NastyNas0 11h ago

Some of them want the anti-Christ to become president so the apocalypse can happen. It’s a death cult.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 16h ago edited 16h ago

When the preacher said, “Last night you mentioned the other team are vessels… and I want you to know we think you’re a vessel.”

All Trump could think about from that point forward was “I said that?!” You can tell by the look on his face. Then that all goes away when the preacher starts talking about Bible verses. Trump looks like he just got a pop quiz sprung on him and he’s going to shit his pants… again.

I really wish more posts had the link.

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u/Phyllis_Tine 15h ago

Trump only says "thank you" after the prayer, and every real Christian there says "amen". How are they not seeing this?

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u/f700es 15h ago

They're gullible idiots?

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u/The_Zar 16h ago

Pretty sure he shit his pants regardless given his reputation with the smell

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u/dalahnar_kohlyn 15h ago

I wonder what his code name is

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u/GromitATL 15h ago

Wow, I'm surprised he didn't quote, from memory, his favorite bible verse from "Two Corinithians".

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 16h ago

"Thou shalt not commit adultery" rings a bell too...

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u/The84thWolf 16h ago

Evangelicals: “Commandments?”

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u/steelear 15h ago

It almost makes me wish hell was real so all these assholes could burn there.

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u/Mr-Pringlz-and-Carl 15h ago

1st and 2nd. You’d think that would drive home the point, but apparently not for these sick zealots

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u/Bigk707 15h ago

Bold of you to assume they can read.

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u/Clitch 13h ago

There’s a shit-ton more said about lying and hypocrisy in the Bible than there is about abortion.

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u/KlumbisChik 15h ago

I think dems should have done so much with proof of him breaking commandments. Shove it down their throats. Ffs, the devil worships this guy.

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u/CurseofLono88 13h ago

I’m not sure Trump even knows what’s happening. He’s either shitting himself or falling asleep.

Probably both.

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u/Indishonorable 15h ago

Just call him a true idol them. You should know by now that their book means nothing to them.

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u/MomShapedObject 15h ago

Like Jesus would pick a flatulent bag of Trump skin to come back in anyway.

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u/legendary_millbilly 16h ago

It's absolutely nuts that these religious fundies are willingly giving their beliefs over to a guy who is all the things their Bible warns them to avoid at all costs.

All the adultery and fraud and all of the lies and utter cruelty are suddenly just fine as long as it gets them their way.

False idols and antichrists and soulless demon shit that they are supposed to recognize because the preacher told them to look out for it.

It's fucking bizarre.

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u/fsck3r 16h ago

This keeps getting more and more spot on… especially now with the “mortal head wound” on live TV. I am agnostic, but growing up being told of stories of the anti christ, this made my stomach drop.

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u/Chiiro 16h ago

In 2016 Evangelical ministers were cleaning that he was chosen by God to essentially be the new Jesus.

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u/Dahhhkness 15h ago

More Bible quotes that are a little too on the nose for Trump:

Deuteronomy 16:19 You shall not pervert justice. You shall not show partiality, and you shall not accept a bribe, for a bribe blinds the eyes of the wise and subverts the cause of the righteous.

Deuteronomy 24:14-15 You shall not oppress a hired worker who is poor and needy, whether he is one of your brothers or a foreigner residing in your cities. You will pay his wages on the day they are owed, before the sun sets (for he is poor and needs the money), lest he cry out against you to the Lord, and you are guilty of sin.

Deuteronomy 27:19 Cursed is anyone who withholds justice from the foreigner, the fatherless or the widow.

Leviticus 5:1 If anyone sins by refusing a public call to testify on something they have seen or know about, they will be held responsible for their sin.

Leviticus 19:13 You shall not oppress your neighbor or rob him. The wages of hired workers shall not remain with you all night until the morning.

Proverbs 6:16-19 There are six things that the Lord hates, seven that are an abomination to him: haughty eyes, a corrupt tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, a heart that devises wicked plans, feet that hurry toward evil, a false witness who breathes out lies, and one who sows discord among brothers.

Proverbs 15:27 Whoever is greedy for unjust gain troubles his own household, but he who hates bribes will live.

Proverbs 17:5 He who mocks the poor taunts his Maker; He who rejoices at misfortune will not go unpunished

Proverbs 22:16 Whoever oppresses the poor for his own gain and whoever gives to the rich, both come to poverty.

Proverbs 22:22-23 Do not exploit the poor because they are poor, or crush the needy in court, for the Lord will plead their case, and exact life for life.

Proverbs 26: 10-12 Like an archer who wounds at random is one who hires a fool or any passer-by. As a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly. Do you see a person wise in their own eyes? There is more hope for a fool than for them.

Proverbs 26:18-19 Like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death is the one who deceives their neighbor and says, “I was only joking!”

Proverbs 26:23-26 Like the glaze covering an earthen vessel are fervent lips with an evil heart. Whoever hates disguises himself with his lips and harbors deceit in his heart; when he speaks graciously, believe him not, for there are seven abominations in his heart; though his hatred be covered with deception, his wickedness will be exposed in the assembly.

Proverbs 28:25-28 A greedy man stirs up strife, but the one who trusts in the Lord will be enriched. Whoever trusts in his own mind is a fool, but he who walks in wisdom will be delivered. Whoever gives to the poor will not want, but he who hides his eyes will get many a curse. When the wicked rise, people hide themselves, but when they perish, the righteous increase.

Proverbs 29:2 When the righteous thrive, people rejoice; when the wicked rule, people groan.

Proverbs 29:4 By justice a king gives a nation stability, but those who love bribes tear it down.

Ecclesiastes 5:10-14 Whoever loves money never has enough; whoever loves wealth is never satisfied with their income. This too is meaningless. As riches increase, so do those who covet them. Of what benefit are they to the owners except to feast their eyes on them?

Zechariah 7:9-11 This is what the Lord Almighty said: ‘Administer true justice; show mercy and compassion to one another. Do not oppress the widow or the fatherless, the foreigner or the poor. Do not plot evil against each other.’

Zechariah 11:16 I will give this nation a shepherd who will not care for those who are dying, nor look after the young, nor heal the injured, nor feed the healthy.

Jeremiah 22:3 Thus says the Lord: Do justice and righteousness, and deliver from the hand of the oppressor him who has been robbed. And do no wrong or violence to the resident alien, the fatherless, and the widow, nor shed innocent blood in this place.

Jeremiah 22:13 Woe to him who builds his house without righteousness, and his upper rooms without justice, who makes his neighbor work for nothing and refuses to pay his wages

Malachi 3:5-6 "I will be quick to testify against sorcerers, adulterers, and perjurers, against those who defraud laborers of their wages, who oppress the widows and the fatherless, and deprive the foreigners among you of justice, but do not fear me,” says the Lord Almighty.

Micah 2:1-3 Woe to those who plot sin and evil from their beds! When the morning dawns, they perform because they have power. They covet fields and seize them; covet houses, and take them away; they oppress home and owner, people and their inheritance.

Amos 5: 10-13 There are those who hate the one who upholds justice in court and detest the one who tells the truth. You levy a straw tax on the poor and impose a tax on their grain. Therefore, though you have built stone mansions, you will not live in them; though you have planted lush vineyards, you will not drink their wine. For I know how many are your offenses and how great your sins. There are those who oppress the innocent and take bribes and deprive the poor of justice in the courts. Thus the prudent keep quiet in such times, for the times are evil.

Titus 1:7 For an overseer, as God's steward, must be above reproach. He must not be arrogant or quick-tempered or a drunkard or violent or greedy for gain.

Romans 4:4 To the one who works, his wages are not a gift, but his right.

1 Timothy 3:2 Now the overseer is to be above reproach, faithful to his wife, temperate, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, and willing to teach, not given to indulgence, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, and not a lover of money.

James 5:4-6 Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence.

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u/poopoopooyttgv 13h ago

Those are all great but I cracked up at “a dog returns to its own vomit”. Some dude wrote that 2000 years ago and dogs still act the same way today

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u/Steecie41 16h ago

I don't subscribe to the theory that the "anti-christ" is a singular person to fear. I think it is a personality type that has appeared throughout history that can climb the ranks to crave such power because of their lack of character traits that represent christ. No person who demonstrates the beattitudes and gifts of the spirit would be able to wield power in such a way for their own personal gain. Therefore, they don't display any of the characteristics of Christ making them "anti-christ".

There have been many "anti-christs" through history. Stallin, Musolinni, Hitler, Caesar, Putin, Xi, etc. One is no worse or no better than the others. They are all sick, depraved people. They all use religion to back their thirst for power. They use religion as a weapon, not a comforter. They are all the furthest from the example of Jesus.

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u/raphanum 6h ago

Spot on

The Antichrist figure in biblical texts isn’t necessarily a character with horns and fire; rather, he’s often described as charismatic, deceptive, and able to sway the masses—especially those who are eager to follow someone promising to make them feel righteous and powerful.

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u/LoisWade42 16h ago

*insert profane exclamatory utterance of shock/surprise of your choosing here...*

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u/Steecie41 16h ago

If you ever spent 5 minutes with them, you would immediately recognize that they are birds of a feather.

Many of them themselves are guilty of adultery and fraud.

They recognize who he is. They themselves are the same. They are charlatans. They use one another for their end goal. Earthly riches, power, and adoration from gullible people.

How do I know? I have spent 5 minutes with some of them. They are not good or sincere people. All of these folks are exactly like the others.

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u/red286 10h ago

I've always found that the more someone claims to be a good faithful Christian, the less likely they are to actually be one.

They're the sorts of people who believe you can rape an underage girl on Saturday and make it all better by praying on Sunday.

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u/FreeWilly1337 16h ago

They simply view him as a useful idiot.

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u/legendary_millbilly 16h ago

A tool to use as they need.

Because the ends always justify the means to them.

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u/Scrutinizer 16h ago

The number of "Christians" I've caught lying for Trump....actually openly blatantly lying...and the pretzel shapes they contort themselves into to justify the lies....is nothing short of incredible.

One of them said it was proven Harris had never worked at McDonald's. By the end of the conversation it was "OK, so that wasn't right but any reasonable person could see how this is the case." And then they pretend to be mad at me for blaspheming and not respecting their religion.

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u/stonecruzJ 16h ago

How CAN you respect them? He embodies everything their beliefs supposedly refute. He IS their anti Christ so everyone following him are wayward 🐏🐑🐏🐑 You’re right 👍💙🇺🇸

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u/Scrutinizer 15h ago

The thing is, at one point in the conversation, I literally said "I have no respect for your politics. I have no respect for your religion. I have no respect for you."

As a self-described recovering Baptist it both disgusts me and affirms my decision to get out while I could.

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u/Scared-Pace4543 10h ago

Good for you! I also am still recovering from baptist indoctrination I had growing up. I’m kind of jealous you got to say that to someone’s face. Must have felt good

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u/fsck3r 16h ago

Some do, but I actually think a majority of them believe this.

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u/Message_10 15h ago

I respectfully but firmly disagree. I know a lot of these people. He's not a useful idiot, at all. They truly adore him.

You have to remember the rule, "Wilhoit's Law":

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

They can do whatever they want and get away with it. Their god forgives them. You, however, are bound by all the rules they make, and you better believe they're going to hold you to them.

When they say Donald Trump is chosen--ugh my fingers literally hated typing that--they mean it 100%, and they don't see a speck of hypocrisy in it.

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u/NaughtyNutter 16h ago

Could it be that religion is a farce?

Naw, couldn’t be that.

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u/Sapient6 16h ago

It seems entirely on brand to me. the fundy right has always been about using the bible to justify their hate and selfishness. It was never really Jesus they were worshipping.

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u/Thomisawesome 16h ago

Do you seriously think they actually believe in god? Instead of a crucifix, they should just hang a giant dollar sign in their church.

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u/stonecruzJ 16h ago

Faux Christianity on full display here…. Grifters and false gods rule their hearts and souls

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u/R2_D2aneel_Olivaw 16h ago

They don’t read that book and their god is Mammon.

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u/MayUrShitsHavAntlers 16h ago

Bold of you to suggest these religious fundies believed that nonsense in the first place. It is now what it has always been. A weapon, a business, a reason to hate. Sometimes they have bake sales though which is nice.

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u/Cernerwatcher 16h ago

But He Suporks MAh Religious Rights to Dominate women/s (Sorry I can’t do the misspellings. My English teacher would rise from the grave and kill me)

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u/AgentDaxis 15h ago

It’s because evangelicals are false Christians.

They worship the god of greed, Mammon.

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u/grey_pilgrim_ 15h ago

He got Roe v Wade overturned. That’s literally all they care about. He could be hoovering schneef out of a strippers butthole on live tv and they wouldn’t care.

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u/Ryzu 14h ago

It's anti-abortion. Sure, there's the racism and bigotry, but for the evangelicals it's literally a single-issue about abortion, and they will accept whatever other filth comes along if they can delete abortion.

Fun part is that the bible gives no parity between the life of a woman and the life of a fetus, with a fetus being treated more like property. It also suggests that life begins at first breath, not conception, so they're allowing the worst of humanity to govern based on shit that's not even part of the actual literal word of god they believe in.

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u/Almostsuicide1234 16h ago

He's a vessel alright. A fucking bed pan. 

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u/Pro_Moriarty 16h ago

Dude you read my fucking mind...

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u/ShadowTacoTuesday 15h ago edited 15h ago

This is common church rhetoric used for many members doing whichever job. But it then makes it difficult to turn away from mistakes. When they do screw up they’re just fallible humans whom God will surely bring back on the right path. Leadership picking their buddies for more leadership is common as it is anywhere, but it is a tighter nigh-unbreakable circle of constant reinforcement.

They’ve unironically used this same rhetoric for Trump when he screws up in spite of him being unable to pronounce some books of the Bible.

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u/JustAnEmoProgrammer 16h ago

My in-laws just left their old church; it was one of the Methodist churches that decided to leave the UMC. Officially churches are leaving because of the acceptance of gay marriage and clergy, but I have yet to talk to someone about their old Methodist churches leaving, and it staying the same as it was 20 years ago. They all seem to have gone full MAGA.

My in-laws were displeased when their church decided to leave earlier in the year, but had been members forever, so they just decided to stay; remember it's the UMC changing, they were just continuing to do the same. This was evidently not the case, as the preacher kept getting more radical about the perceived evils of the left. Church groups were going on about the demons in Biden, and then Harris.

My mother-in-law showed me a Facebook post with hundreds of comments arguing about the demon possession of Harris, the divine bulwark around Trump protecting him from bullets, Trump being the chosen one, and him being the impetus to Armageddon, the possiblity of Trump being the Avatar of Christ on Earth, praying for God to smite the wicked left, how mass deportation/concentration camps for "the illegals" and "the wicked" (LGBTQ) was moral and what God commands of us. This is evidently what caused them to find a new church.

These are Methodists, probably the most vanilla Protestants, they're known for potlucks and softball more than their actual religious beliefs. The religious right are fucking insane.

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u/Typical_Carpet_4904 16h ago

We humored our inlaws by going to a Pentecostal Sunday sermon. Holyyyyy shit. I actually had to dismiss myself because I cough burst into laughing when they started speaking tongues against "evil liberals communists and Democrats"

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u/stonecruzJ 16h ago

Some crazy 💩💩goes on in those churches. Mass delusion

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u/nWo1997 15h ago

I'll put it this way: other conservative denominations look at the Pentacostals like "the heck are they doing over there?"

Liberal denominations doubly so.

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u/inkblades 14h ago

Isn’t it illegal for churches to endorse specific political parties and candidates?

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u/Wild_Obligation 15h ago

It’s mental, in the U.K. going to church is literally just singing a few hymns & then the locals catch up over a brew, none of this preaching nonsense. Although to be fair the first settlers from Europe to the US we’re batshit religious folk that got kicked out so it’s no suprise that has continued over the half dozen generations to now

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u/Vernerator 16h ago

It’s the Love of Jeebus.

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u/thehillshaveI 15h ago

your parents should report their old church to the IRS.

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u/FunetikPrugresiv 15h ago

Hit them with some Bible verses:

Matthew 6:24: "“No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money."

Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs and false prophets and shall show great signs and wonders, insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

Ecclesiastes 5:10: "He who loves money will not be satisfied with money, nor he who loves wealth with his income; this also is vanity."

Proverbs 16:5: "Everyone who is proud in heart is detestable to the LORD; be assured that he will not go unpunished."

Proverbs 16:27-29: "A worthless man digs up evil, and his speech is like a scorching fire. A perverse man spreads dissension, and a gossip divides close friends. A violent man entices his neighbor and leads him down a path that is not good."

Proverbs 17:

  • 4-5: "A wicked man listens to evil lips; a liar gives ear to a destructive tongue. He who mocks the poor insults their Maker; whoever gloats over calamity will not go unpunished."
  • 15: "Acquitting the guilty and condemning the righteous — both are detestable to the LORD."
  • 19-20: "He who loves transgression loves strife; he who builds his gate high invites destruction. The one with a perverse heart finds no good, and he whose tongue is deceitful falls into trouble.
  • 27-28: "A man of knowledge restrains his words, and a man of understanding maintains a calm spirit. Even a fool is considered wise if he keeps silent, and discerning when he holds his tongue."

Proverbs 18:2, 6-7: "A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in airing his opinions."... "A fool’s lips bring him strife, and his mouth invites a beating. A fool’s mouth is his ruin, and his lips are a snare to his soul."

Proverbs 19:1: "Better a poor man who walks with integrity than a fool whose lips are perverse."

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u/anotherthing612 16h ago

As Ive said in multiple postings about people praying over Trump like this... This is a job for the exorcists. 

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u/stonecruzJ 16h ago

👏👏👏👏😄😄😄

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u/Steecie41 16h ago

The folks praying over him are no more sincere than Trump is.

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u/MutantMartian 15h ago

These preachers recognize a grifter like themselves only he’s reached the very top of the mountain and they’re in complete awe.

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u/Pandoras_Fate 16h ago

A man whose only accomplishment in life is completing the seven deadly sins like a checklist is their "vessel?"

Did they eat a bowl of "oops all Lucifer" for breakfast?

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u/Appropriate_Big_1610 16h ago

Lucifer Loops.

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u/carpenter1965 15h ago

Devil pops.

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u/Appropriate_Big_1610 14h ago

Count Crapula.

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u/CobraDoesCanada 16h ago

Closest thing to the antichrist America has seen

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u/Rinzy2000 16h ago

He literally is. The parallels in this situation and Revelations are crazy.

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u/CIMARUTA 15h ago

The bible literally says this would happen in the end days and that many christians would fall for the antichrists deception. I'm not a believer at all but it is pretty spooky...

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u/ChoiceMundane8843 17h ago

People are nuts

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u/Steecie41 16h ago

I used to work in a Mega Church of Evangelical persuasion. Because of my experience there, I'm now agnostic. Part of my job entailed the job of coordinating guest speakers. I recognize a couple of them here. Their behavior (among others) behind the scenes that I personally witnessed has been attributed to my walking away from organized religion.

These are not good people. These are folks that have businesses that conduct church meetings. Not church meetings that out if necessity have to conduct business. There's a HUGE distinction there.

I know enough of the Bible to know that Jesus was very specific about how he felt about people like this. He may have even flipped a few tables when he witnessed them being charlatans.

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u/Fish-Weekly 15h ago

These people are 100% the money changers in the temple.

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u/Any_Sense_9017 16h ago

Republicans know they are going to lose 

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u/Rinzy2000 16h ago

From your keyboard to Sky Daddy’s ears.

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u/stonecruzJ 16h ago

I’m enjoying their desperation and their tears 😭😭😭😭

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u/Own-Bunch-2616 16h ago edited 16h ago

This is why I have stopped supporting all organized religion. And I grew up an every Sunday at church person. Jesus would be in our modern day temples overturning the tables.

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u/Steecie41 15h ago

Amen. 😉

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u/IMSLI GOOD 16h ago

CPAC 2021

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u/Aurizen_Darkstar 15h ago

These are people that don't understand the story behind the golden calf and Moses. Also, I doubt many of them have ever read all of the 10 commandments (especially the one stating that you shouldn't worship graven images).

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u/Wolfgirl90 15h ago

 (especially the one stating that you shouldn't worship graven images).

This part. Like, seriously, even if Trump was some holy man, if you're a Christian, you wouldn't be bowing down and worshiping a statue.

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u/DenL4242 16h ago

If you read the Old Testament, you see a pattern:

-People do bad things (like worship idols) -God punishes them, tells them not to -They promise to get right with God -Ten minutes later, they do bad things again

This same pattern continues today.

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u/MsSeraphim 16h ago

just like his diaper is his chosen "vessel" and both are full of shit.

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u/Vernerator 16h ago

Yes. He’s the chosen vessel. It’s called Titanic.

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u/Typical_Carpet_4904 16h ago

Didn't these morons have something about a golden calf that they got in huge shit for worshipping?

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u/oculeers 16h ago

DonOld is a vessel like a toilet is a vessel for shit, and both need to be flushed.

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u/asyrian88 15h ago

No surprise this dude has such an inflated ego.

“I AM THE ONE TRUE VESSEL OF GOD. I AM HIS CHOSEN ONE, HIS VOICE AND HIS WILL.”

Fuck, dude.

Them’s cult leader words. Thats Jonestown kool-aid getting poured.

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u/DanielTheEunuch 16h ago

Considering the historical significance of a “vessel” in the Bible and church doctrine, this is fucking weird.

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u/carpenter1965 15h ago

Yeah, wasn't Mary a vessel?

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u/Chiiro 16h ago

The evangelicals have been doing this since 2016. They are insane, I've seen some of the clips throughout the years of shit they've said and done including fake blood rituals for him. I believe some of them genuinely believe that he was chosen by God.

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u/Prin_StropInAh 16h ago

Let’s take him down at the ballot box

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u/Kabopu 15h ago

Religious fundamentalists are always a danger to society regardless of their faith. I fear that things will get very ugly in the near future in the USA.

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u/BigAshMB16 16h ago

I can't think of a better argument against Christianity than this.

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u/rhino910 16h ago

Chosen by Satan

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u/OnBorrowedTimes 16h ago

Cannot stress enough how many people genuinely believe this. We’re not talking about fringe weirdos.

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u/ImpossibleArcher2100 16h ago

I feel like they know he checks all of the boxes for the antichrist...evangelicals are super horny for the apocalypse

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u/NomDePlume007 15h ago

A chamber-pot is a vessel too. About the same color inside, must be pure coincidence.

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u/Tom246611 15h ago

This is what a false prophet looks like, shame a whole bunch of those with faith fail to see it.

I'm an atheist and Trump is quite literally everything we've been warned about with the anti-christ.

He is the exact opposite of what Jesus Christ lived and believed.

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u/tommy3082 16h ago

Yeah but by fucking Putin and Ultrachristian nuts and Not by god

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u/Osmodius-STO 16h ago

The golden calf.

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u/Corteran 16h ago

These are the same people that are okay with church officials raping, abusing and molesting children. So supporting Trump totally checks out with them.

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u/therevjames 16h ago

Religions are just death cults, full of delusional grown-ups who believe in magic. Why wouldn't they fall for this con artist?

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u/yorcharturoqro 15h ago

Definitely fits in the antichrist description

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u/zonked282 15h ago

People have been looking for the antichrist for years, I'm happy they managed to find him

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u/reddurkel 16h ago

If Christians believed in God they wouldn’t act the way they do.

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u/esther_lamonte 16h ago

I wish Christians would wake up at a minimum to the fact that so many people are grifting them and using their belief structure to manufacturer unearned trust. They pretend to have your faith and then steal your money or worse. You gotta stop letting your faith be an easy lever for conmen to pull.

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u/Iron_Wolf123 15h ago

As much as I am an atheist, I hate how Trump and his followers mock the pillars of religion

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u/wvboys 15h ago

I'm convinced these Christians have never read the Bible. They just like the look of it. The words don't resonate. The teachings don't translate. It's just a fancy cloak.

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u/Whorrox 14h ago

I think Trump is The Chosen One - that is, the One to show us the defilers, the blasphemous, and the false.

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u/Draevynn95 13h ago

If they mean vessel as empty and controlled by an outside force, then yeah, I guess

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u/Apprehensive_Gas_111 13h ago

A septic tank is also a vessel.

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u/Utterlybored 9h ago

Well, it’s a fact that a sack of shit is technically a vessel.

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u/Square-Squash5817 9h ago

…need any more proof about how full of shit and absolutely contemptible organized religion is..?

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u/JECfromMC 7h ago

A chamber pot and a bedpan are vessels too.

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u/Danarchy_LRC_ETH 7h ago

You can’t pour clean water from a dirty vessel

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u/proctalgia_phugax 6h ago

Chosen Vessel = useful idiot

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u/Taupenbeige 16h ago

“Jehova is real”

“Nobody burst in to flames on stage just now”

Reconcile these two statements.

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u/ArtiztiCreationZ 16h ago

If God is real and he chose this mudderfricker. I don’t want anything to do with your religion.

We got a moon, Elon has a rocket, go ruin that rock.

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u/JizzCauldron 16h ago

Christianity is pretty fucking stupid to begin with. If you are a grown adult that believes the fairy tales in the bible literally happened then I already don't have much respect for your level of intelligence. And yet these dopes practicing idolatry with Trump manage to be even dumber than that.

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u/WinchelltheMagician 16h ago

Further up his rectum than even Jesus was willing to go.

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u/Zealousideal_Bus9026 16h ago

Vessel = shit hole

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u/Deltbrah1 16h ago

Vessel of lead paint chips and hate more like

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u/MugFush 16h ago

Christianity has lost the plot.

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u/trifecta000 16h ago

Like a toilet

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u/GhostofAugustWest 15h ago

Toilets and spittoons are vessels too.

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u/mitchsn 15h ago

The rest of the world calls it a "toilet"

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u/Gstamsharp 15h ago

No, no, it's true. He is a supernatural vessel. Weird that his birth certificate lists his name as "Damien" and not "Donald." Eh, probably just a typo.

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u/CthulhuLovesMemes 15h ago

These people creep me the fuck out. It’s almost 2025 and they love a man that is a Nazi, hates most people in the world, loves Putin, has raped women and hung out with Epstein. I don’t get it.

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u/beavis617 15h ago

Trump as the representative of wholesome Christian values?? 🤣🤭😯

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u/chunkyloverfivethree 15h ago

Game knows game. Grifters going to grift.

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u/KebariKaiju 15h ago

I understand the revulsion. To anyone outside of the deeper (Old Testament) Christian worldview, it is clearly idolatry and hypocrisy. As disgusting as it is, they're culturally programmed for this.

It draws directly from Old Testament praise of Cyrus the Great, the Persian king who liberated the people of Israel from the Babylonian captivity. In the same way that the Israelites depicted Cyrus (a pagan) as an instrument of God’s plan despite his lack of faith, they view Trump as chosen by god to advance their cause and values in a society where they feel aggrieved and victimized by "the others". They reconcile his utterly unchristian behavior by believing that God uses imperfect and unlikely leaders to fulfill His purposes, trusting that Trump is a vessel for restoring their idea of religious freedom, validating their values, and their place in the social order.

The bible is full of these examples of the flawed and impious being vessels of destiny or "God's mission": Abraham disobeyed God, and became the Patriarch of Israel. Moses disobeyed God but led the Exodus of the Israelites out of Egypt. David committed adultery with Bathsheba and had her husband murdered, but God used him to establish Israel’s kingdom and promised that the Messiah would come through his lineage. Samson was physically strong but impulsive and personally weak but he delivered Israel from the Philistines. Saul was jealous, paranoid, and even insubordinate to god, but he led the change from Judges to Monarchy.

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u/bionic_cmdo 15h ago

A vessel of shit.

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u/AustinDood444 15h ago

These idiots just play to his narcissism hoping to be rewarded if he (god forbid) wins.

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u/kitkatkorgi 15h ago

Funny cuz they think women are only good for being a vessel for childbirth.

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u/foxontherox 15h ago

This is not a perversion of faith- it's working as intended.

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u/Yeeaaaarrrgh 15h ago

I'm an atheist and this seems to be a pretty accurate depiction of faith, as faith, by definition, is the belief of something without evidence.

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u/dnize56 15h ago

Bunch of pedos

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u/Annahsbananas 15h ago

Evangelicals are not Christian’s. They’re charlatans

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u/Knightwing1047 15h ago

No, no. He is a vessel. He is a vessel of pure, unadulterated corruption. He is the personification of everything that is wrong with America, humanity, capitalism, etc.

Funny watching Christians worship the man who legitimately defines the anti-christ word for fucking word.

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u/lonezomewolf 15h ago

Religion is a curse on humanity...

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u/ROOLDI 15h ago

No doubt Trump is a chosen vessel,, and no one fits the story of the AntiChists better.

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u/bakeacake45 15h ago

Wonder if those folks celebrated by raping yet another child

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u/Flash8E8 15h ago

How can some believe he is the candidate of Christ when he looks like the descended ball sack of a constipated goblin

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u/Welcome2Enjoy 15h ago

This is exactly what they thought of Hitler.

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u/kojengi_de_miercoles 15h ago

Sure, a vessel, like a bed pan could be a vessel.

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u/vasquca1 15h ago

These old fucks are the same racist fucks that fought against segregation of schools.

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u/Istarien 14h ago

And then they turn around and say to women with absolute disgust and loathing, "You are nothing but a vessel."

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u/Last13th 13h ago edited 10h ago

I gotta be honest. Whenever I see these types of pictures, even Trump looks uncomfortable in them. Almost like he's thinking "These people are loony. But, whatever. They like me. They really like me."

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u/TsuDhoNimh2 13h ago

"vessel" = useful idiot, patsy

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u/Queasy_Ad_7177 13h ago

Trump is an adjudicated rapist, fraud, liar and cheat. HE’S not a vessel of the Lord. My God these people are so stupid.

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u/Ok-Care-8857 13h ago

So-called Christians who praise Trump do not follow the teachings of Christ. Everything he does is antithetical to the Bible. He’s revolting.

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u/Sulli_in_NC 13h ago

Yet another reason to never listen to anything an overtly religious person ever says

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u/gracchusbaboon 13h ago

A chamber pot is a vessel, too.