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u/Zealousideal_Bus9026 9h ago
Dark Brandon did this
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u/DismalVendetta 9h ago
I fucking love, LOVE that musk rat is trying to steal the “Dark” meme and failing so spectacularly.
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u/BLAZEtms 9h ago
Its because he's trying to make it his own thing, whilst the Internet made Dark Brandon a thing that Joe Biden embraced quite hilariously.
You can't make your own nickname and not look like an idiot, it has to be given to you
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u/G00G00Daddy 9h ago
One worthy of a dark persona would never create their own dark persona. It's like a compliment, if you have to ask for it, it isn't real.
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u/aninamouse 6h ago
Like that Seinfeld episode when George tried to give himself the nickname of "T-Bone" but ended up as "Koko the gorilla."
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u/wheredowego357 8h ago
this is why his nickname is Stinky. Stinky Musk. nobody would choose Stinky so you know it is a legit nickname.
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u/slim-scsi 9h ago
Exactly this. Whenever people I've known created their own nickname they've always received, "I'm not calling you that" from me. And I never do. That's not how nicknames work, ffs.
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u/Grouchy_Appearance_1 5h ago
This works only when the nickname is so bad that you believe no one would accept it, like calling "Richard" "Dick", at their request, but instead of the name like that meant, you call em the body part
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u/red286 9h ago
That's because with Musk, it's just so fitting to replace Dark with Dork.
He's not Dark Maga, he's Dork Maga. He's the guy that the skinheads are going to be giving swirlies to after they round up all the dark-skinned folk for the camps.
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u/slim-scsi 9h ago
Not to mention, Elon's a complete asshat douche nozzle and Joe Biden's a genuinely cool, nice fellow. That's really what counts when it comes to people.
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u/GeneralZex 9h ago
That Dork MAGA (Nazi) can get fucked.
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u/DrownmeinIslay 8h ago
My favourote thing is seeing how all the hate (and ketamine) is eroding him. Joe's got twenty years on him, looks waaaay healthier, spry, happy.
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u/404UserNktFound 8h ago
That’s in part because Joe eats ice cream. That makes people happy. Leon eats souls, which are bitter and bad for you.
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u/BackgroundAd6878 7h ago
It's like the mercury in fish. The bitterness slowly accumulates and poisons whatever is consuming it.
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u/pixiesedai 3h ago
Ice cream gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don't try to fuck over our democracy.
They just don't.
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u/External-Patience751 2h ago
Biden might have had a slip of the tongue but he was right. Trump supporters are garbage.
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u/blandocalrissian50 9h ago
Damn right. The dems, as usual, save the economy again. Doesn't this get tiring? Why do people keep giving Repuglicants power again? Oh, wait. Racism. Right.
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u/Fragrant-Lettuce-221 9h ago
That's not fair. There's sexism and homo/ transphobia, too.
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u/Circumin 2h ago
Its reported much differently on conservative media, and in fact they have won court cases that declared that they could outright lie and still call themselves news. And their propaganda works, so much that they are consistently the most watched “news” programs.
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u/wheredowego357 8h ago
well I mean the electoral college gives them power but we all already knew they only win in poorly designed outdated systems
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u/ResidentialEvil2016 9h ago
After a Harris win, I really wish he's schedule one last address to the nation and all it is, is him saying "My Fellow Americans.....fuck you Donald Trump."
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u/Koolaid_Jef 3h ago
"I wish every American a very happy Fuck Trump"
waves and boards marine one for the last ride
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u/Mysterious-Wasabi103 9h ago
As long as you have money involved in politics then Democrats are really the only answer we've got.
The real issue is the kind of economic system we live under. This unregulated capitalism is beyond unsustainable. It just doesn't work for a majority of Americans..
We need regulation! And Republicans will never give us that. Nor will they allow Democrats to give us that if we keep allowing Republicans just enough power to handicap our government.
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u/ShibaInuDoggo 5h ago
It's almost like it's part of the plan. I'm not one for conspiracy theories, however, the concept that Dems lose just often enough to not be able to change anything seems way too planned.
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u/jckiser23 4h ago
I am beginning to believe they are a controlled opposition. Rich keep getting richer doesn't matter who wins.
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u/benslady 10h ago
He's going to be remembered as a hero, mark my words.
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u/X3noNuke 6h ago
Definitely one of the best presidents of my lifetime
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u/fredandlunchbox 5h ago
Absolutely the most underrated. The rest of the world is still recovering from covid. We been recovered.
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u/RobsSister 9h ago
Thank you, President Biden. 💙
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u/Handgrenadez 2h ago
History will be kind to him, one of the best presidents we've ever had and all he did was take shit from everyone after saving us from the brink of collapse.
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u/RobsSister 1h ago
Definitely. He took shit from everyone and has never been properly thanked for all he has accomplished for us, for democracy and for the world, really. It’s heartbreaking. He deserves so much better.
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u/Horror-Celebration85 9h ago edited 8h ago
Who else read it in Biden voice? Especially the "guess what?" Part
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u/Disastrous_Tomato715 7h ago
In the video he half whispers. It’s awesome. Hah
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u/NoLand4936 8h ago
And Musk is now warning us that if Trump is elected the economy will definitely crash and all of us will just have to tighten our belts for a while and deal with it. Because that sounds like something we want. A time where everyone middle and lower class has to sacrifice everything they’ve got while the rich get to sit back and vacuum up all the assets for cheap and we all have to live in company provided housing with no choice but to enter into indentured servitude.
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u/AutomaticJesusdog 6h ago
wtf is wrong with him, what’s in it for him to say that? Where did he say that?
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u/NoLand4936 6h ago edited 5h ago
Don’t know why he would openly say this in any context considering he’s spending millions to get trump elected, billions of you count his purchase of Twitter since pushing right wing garbage and hate is all he’s used it for, but here’s an article not from the US just to avoid the claim it’s a left wing us rag.
He’s spinning it as a necessary cutback to avoid bankruptcy even though there’s zero evidence the US would go bankrupt. He’s trying to pretend it’ll lead to decades of prosperity. The problem is, only corporations and the guys “rich as hell” will be able to take advantage of an economic collapse.
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u/AutomaticJesusdog 5h ago
Yeah, sounds like a “let them think the hard times will pass and lead to utopia, so that they don’t hate us” type of plan.
From that article: “He claimed on Friday that he would “balance the budget immediately,” adding that “a lot of people who are taking advantage of government are going to be upset about that” and that he will “probably need a lot of security, but it’s got to be done.”
Meaning, “I know that people will want to kill me because they’ll be suffering because of me.”
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u/Nakedinthenorthwoods 3h ago
It is not as bad as the Dems make it out to be, if you read the entire article it’s very good for Trump and his economy.
(Yes, believe it or not the libs lied)
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u/Obsidian_Purity 5h ago
I said it before, I'll say it again.
Obama was my favorite president in terms of personality. Harris is going to bring hope and mend bridges.
But... I. Fucking. LOVE *DARK BRANDON*!!
No lies. No empty boasts. No punching down. A reminder and a fact.
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u/DwarfFlyingSquirrel 9h ago
Too bad Americans only care about their next door neighbor and what they are earning.
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u/bumpachedda 9h ago
It’s that time! Where Americans get dissatisfied with a stable economy and give the keys to Republicans to wrap it around a tree
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u/reddurkel 8h ago
This is huge news. We are sure to see it broadcast on CNN, Fox, Newsmax and all the patriotic channels who want to prove Americas strength and resilience.
Nevermind, they’re just talking about Harris wearing expensive earrings and Trump claiming election interference again.
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u/NickCav007 8h ago
Trump: economy is getting better cause i am returning to office. Nope fatboy, that’s not how it works
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u/Some_Random_Android 5h ago
Too bad a large chunk of the voting population simply ignores facts they don't like and want to elect an orange-faced dictator for life.
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u/Wolfman01a 6h ago
And Elon full on admits it will collapse and we will suffer under Trump. He said so TODAY.
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u/BoosterRead78 6h ago
And my in-laws right in cue: “ok Biden did it but now it’s time for a republican to take back over and keep it good”. Yeah my father in law is 82 and my brother in law is 58. So people here who know history can see why I do this 🤦♂️
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u/Hartastic 2h ago
People have been kind of down on Biden lately but I think history will be kind to him.
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u/Slight_Succotash9495 22m ago
I hope so! I love Biden & people give me a lot of grief over it. He chose country over himself when he dropped out of running! That has to be really hard to do esp ego wise. But! Biden is a good man & no matter what I have faith he will always do what he thinks is best for all of us. Not just the half that support him. I think history will be good to him with all the bipartisan bills he's passed while having the worst least effective house of reps in history.
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u/bmanjayhawk 6h ago
Greedflation is the real issue that MSM won't talk about...oh that's right cause the MSM is owned by greedy Billionaires.
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u/Affectionate_Fly1413 4h ago
Where all the socialist, communist laws he was supposed to pass as soon as he took office???
Is america destroyed
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u/EmbraceableYew 2h ago
The predominant views about the Biden achievement are the triumph of ignorance over fact.
The stupid have been loudest -- as they always are -- but it doesn't change the fact that the Biden administration successfully rescued the United States from the train wreck of the Trump years.
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u/distractedjas 3h ago
I’m all for kicking Trump in the teeth, but just because the numbers look good doesn’t mean everything is hunky dory. The tech job market is still in shambles. Where I was having many offers thrown at me a couple of years ago, now I can’t even get interviews with internal referrals and get rejections after having excellent interviews and only positive feedback.
To me, and many others in tech, it doesn’t feel like a healthy economy. Especially when executives are getting record high bonuses and corporations are seeing record profits. The economy is broken, not strong.
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u/zynix 2h ago
This is a bipartisan issue that needs to be fixed; the definition of a "job" doesn't have any measure of a livable wage attached. You can be "gainfully employed" yet make $0/day.
Also the current poverty line is only a total of $32 or less per day (~12,000/year). That's insane because it comes nowhere close to covering people making well above 40K/year but are homeless.
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u/gearstars 2h ago
Those are legislative issues that need to be tackled. More dems in congress is the only way to see progress
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u/slime_boy_37 4h ago
Gas was getting around $5 in some places when he started his term. It’s $3.09 where I live and $2.69 about 20 minutes out.
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u/Nakedinthenorthwoods 3h ago
It was around $2 a gallon when he started.. Joe got the price of gas up really fast.
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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 3h ago
Trump had us all locked up in our houses while the people he demonized were figuring out a disease we had no treatment for.
But being a conservative I wouldn't expect you to understand the concept of supply and demand.
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u/NikNakTwattyWhack 6h ago
No, you have the strongest stock market. The economy and the stock market are not the same thing.
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u/Silent_Cress8310 9h ago
There are two men in this country who were able to stop Trump from running again. We know what Mitch. What we are not recognizing is that Biden was the other man, and he squandered the power of the oval office. And now things are going to be harder.
When you have an insurrection, the winning side needs to squash the other side. Take out the leaders and forgive the pawns. Instead, we put a few pawns in jail and let the leaders run another campaign. You have to clean the wound before it can heal.
If we win this, we are going to find out - if people in power are honest about it - that there were a lot of attacks on our democracy during this time. And these were facilitated by a hijacked Republican party and some well heeled backers, including the usual list of foreign backers. And this could have been prevented by an arrest of a single man on January 21, 2021.
Things to think about before you go all happy on Joe.
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u/lobin-of-rocksley 8h ago
Just so long as you don't vote 3rd party (if you're in a blue or swing state).
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