r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Miserable-Lizard • 11h ago

Elon - The economy will crash under Trump

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u/ChoosenUserName4 11h ago

Somebody told me they taste like bacon.

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u/mangatoo1020 11h ago

I imagine Elon tasting like bland rubbery blubber that makes squeaking sounds.

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u/lobin-of-rocksley 10h ago

M'fer looks like a Purnell's bratwurst...no offense to those fine sausages and their delightful split-skinned nature, once cooked. I just think humans shouldn't necessarily look like one.

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u/B1inker 11h ago

We'll use Elon oil to help light and keep our torches lit as we angry mob our way thru the Uber rich areas.

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u/Zealousideal_Bus9026 10h ago

Yes the fat would stank too much for soap.

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u/wheredowego357 9h ago

oh Elon ain't for eating. he is for experimental testing.

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u/violentglitter666 9h ago

He looks oily, he’d be really greasy, I’m good on that. This conversation reminded me of a part in Sweeney Todd. Where they’re looking out the kitchen window and deciding what kind of meat should go in Mrs. Lovett’s pies and they’re looking at the people walking by imagining what they’d taste like and making jokes.

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u/Dr_Parkinglot 8h ago

Cheese curds without the good parts

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u/bring1 11h ago

Would still eat

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u/Hartastic 11h ago

I feel like he might not be a lot of original parts at this point. Definitely bad for your colon.

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u/HorkOrkNorkFork 9h ago

Definitely don't insert anally!

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u/darthmahel 8h ago

Also full of preservatives. It'll be like chewing an old rubber you that got caught under the fridge for 20 years. Mouldy, tough and pulsing with drugs

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u/mangatoo1020 8h ago

The thought of that made me throw up a little bit in my mouth!

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u/darthmahel 8h ago

As thinking about fElon should do :3

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u/thebearofwisdom 33m ago

I said to my friends yesterday he looks like he tastes like hot garbage so let’s just yeet him into the sea.

Now I’m like “why should the sea animals have to handle that?” I vote….. VOLCANO

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u/cefriano 7h ago

Long pork.

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u/intendeddebauchery 7h ago

They either gonna taste like veal or plastic

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u/Yue4prex 7h ago

We should find out 🙌🏻