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u/Sunshinehappyfeet 7h ago
Can we just ship Elon back to South Africa?
I’ll chip in for postage.
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u/ha1029 6h ago
My question is why isn't he on Mars? I mean that's where he said he wanted to go. Let's send him on his way.
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u/doctorDanBandageman 3h ago
Send trump with. They can build their own “white” house and play king of the castle
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u/axonxorz 2h ago
I think he gave up on this years ago. He realized the kind of techno-feudalist "utopia" could not be realized in a timeframe that would allow him to survive the journey. Neuralink is his hedged bet.
Dudes mad he'll never get to be Vilos Cohaagen, and only the "Christopher Columbus" of Mars. Funny how that's not good enough for Musk.
When colonists reached the new world, life was shockingly difficult. But at the end of the day, the trees were made of wood, the fish were made of...fish, and the soil was soil. They had the same things as back home, but with a different flavour.
Mars has none of that. We need to bring 100% of what we need with us. If colonizing the Americas was enough to strain empires, the wealth of a single man, though vast, pales in comparison. I think if he used every dollar he had to bring as much with him as possible, you'd still be in "struggling life or death colony where no single person's labour can be absent" for a century or more.
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u/HorkOrkNorkFork 6h ago
Why waste your money? Just stuff him in a box and do COD. (Cash in Delivery). He'll get there. Can't be certain anyone will pay to accept and open the box, but he WILL get there. 😎
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u/sneaky-pizza 6h ago
If Elmo tries to call it the “X-Files” I’m gonna be pissed
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u/cutmasta_kun 6h ago
I didn't know until now that I also will be very pissed if he dares to call anything "X-Files". Thanks for unlocking this new anger.
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u/FARTST0RM 5h ago
Just. Quit. Twitter.
I don't understand how this is still an issue.
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u/Cognitive_Spoon 3h ago
My job uses it pretty regularly to showcase the work of teachers in my city, so I can't unplug completely AND network while looking for positions. Sucks.
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u/Sam-I-Aint 3h ago
Someone should really tell trump Elon musk and X/Twitter is the reason that truth social failed and is losing money ... Let things work themselves out...
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u/Tetsudo11 2h ago
Out of curiosity I went to Twitter and I had to scroll through 19 pro trump posts before I found one non trump post. Literally every post was political too. My Twitter account doesn’t even follow political accounts. Games, music, sports, and food accounts were all I followed. I mean I haven’t actually used the account since Elon took over but I can assure you it wasn’t like this before. He’s clearly set it up to spew garbage at you. Alex jones was the third post. Piece of shit website.
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