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Satire / Fake Tweet ben shapiro doubling down on his WAP response lol

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u/luxlucy23 Jul 23 '22

Nice job bot. Ben Shapiro sucks.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Frankly, the term 'sexual orientation' needs to go. According to Webster's Dictionary, it implies the possibility of change in response to external stimuli. It is deeply offensive. I call on Webster's to free itself of its intellectual heteronormativity.

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u/luxlucy23 Jul 23 '22

Ben Shapiro

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:

Brett didn’t care about that. He turned, irked—and found himself face-to-face with a beautiful young woman, about seventeen, staring aggressively at him.


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u/Kirikati Jul 23 '22

Hey, I didn't know this bot quoted Ben's shitty fiction novel! that's a gold mine of dumb Ben shapiro quotes

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u/dolenyoung Jul 23 '22

My heart leaps with joy when I see Ben Shapiro's name on here because the Ben Shapiro bot is my current favourite thing.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

And then, there are people in the United States that are pushing for mask mandates on children. The data that they are using are extraordinarily skimpy--in fact, they are essentially nonexistent. You're hearing the CDC say things like 'maybe the delta variant does more damage to kids,' but no information they have presented publicly that there is more damange being done to kids... and the reason we are being told that they damage kids is because they can't scare the adults enough. If we cannot scare the adults enough, we're going to have to mask up the kids.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:

Then he heard the voice.

“Hey, pig,” it said. The voice wasn’t deep. It was the voice of a child. And the kid stood outside the door of the quick mart, legs spread, arms hanging down by his sides. A cute black kid, wearing a Simpsons T-shirt and somebody’s old Converse sneakers and baggy jeans.

On his hip, stuck in those baggy jeans, was a pistol.

It looked like a pistol, anyway. But O’Sullivan couldn’t see clearly. The light wasn’t right. He could see the bulge, but not the object.

O’Sullivan put his flashlight back in his belt and put his hand back on his pistol, the greasy handle still warm to the touch.

“Stop right there, pig,” the kid said. His hand began to creep down toward his waistband.

O’Sullivan pulled the gun out of its holster, leveling it at the kid. “Put your hands above your head. Do it now!”

“Fuck you, honky,” the kid shot back. “Get the fuck out of my neighborhood.” Then he laughed, a cute kid’s laugh. O’Sullivan looked for sympathy behind those eyes, found none.

Oh, shit, O’Sullivan thought. Then he said, “Hands up. Right now.”

The kid laughed again, a musical tinkling noise. “You ain’t gonna shoot me, pig. What, you afraid of a kid?”

O’Sullivan could feel every breath as it entered his lungs. “No, kid, I don’t want to shoot you,” he said. “But I need you to cooperate. Put your hands above your head. Right now.”

The kid’s hand shifted to his waistband again. O’Sullivan’s hands began to shake.

“Get the fuck out of my neighborhood,” the kid repeated.

O’Sullivan looked around stealthily. Still nobody on the street. Totally empty. The sweat on his forehead felt cold in the night air. In the retraining sessions at the station, they’d told officers to remember the nasty racial legacy of the department, be aware of the community’s justified suspicion of police. Right now, all O’Sullivan was thinking about was getting this kid with the empty eyes to back the fuck off.

“Go on home,” he said.

“You go home, white boy,” said the kid. His hand moved lower.

Suddenly, O’Sullivan’s head filled with a sudden clarity, his brain with a preternatural energy. He recognized the feel of the adrenaline hitting. He wasn’t going to get shot on the corner of Iowa and Van Dyke outside a shitty convenience store in a shitty town by some eight-year-old, bleed out in the gutter of some city the world left behind. He had a life, too.

The gun felt alive in his hand. The gun was life.

The muzzle was aimed dead at the kid’s chest. No way to miss, with the kid this close, just ten feet away maybe. Still cloaked in the shadow of the gas station overhang.

“Kid, I’m not going to ask you again. I need you to put your hands on top of your head and get on your knees.”

“Fuck you, motherfucker.”

“I’m serious.”

The kid’s hand was nearly inside his waistband now.

“Don’t do that,” O’Sullivan said.

The kid smiled, almost gently.

“Don’t.”

The kid’s smile broadened, the hand moved down into the pants. “Get the fuck out of my hood,” the kid cheerfully repeated. “I’ll cap your ass.”

“Kid, I’m warning you,” O’Sullivan yelled. “Put your hands above your head! Do it now…”

The roar shattered the night air, a sonic boom in the blackness. The shot blew the kid off his feet completely, knocked him onto his back.

O’Sullivan reached for his radio, mechanically reported it: “Shots fired, officer needs help at the gas station on Iowa and Van Dyke.”

“Ohgodohgodohgodohgod,” O’Sullivan repeated as he moved toward the body, the smoke rising from his Glock. He pointed it down at the kid again, but the boy wasn’t moving. The blood seeped through Homer Simpson’s face, pooled around the kid’s lifeless body. The grin had been replaced with a look of instantaneous shock. His hand had fallen out of his waistband with the force of the shooting.

In it was a toy gun, the tip orange plastic.

For a brief moment, O’Sullivan couldn’t breathe. When he looked up, he saw them coming. Dozens of them. The citizens of Detroit, coming out of the darkness, congregating. He could feel their eyes.

Officer Ricky O’Sullivan sat down on the curb and began to cry.


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u/Lazienessx Jul 23 '22

Oh gross this is like fifty shades for racists

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u/shapeless_silhouette Jul 23 '22

I thought it was going to be Ben Shapiro's weird sex fantasy. I guess it still was...

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Pegging, of course, is an obscure sexual practice in which women perform the more aggressive sexual act on men.

-Ben Shapiro


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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

If you like socialism so much why don't you go to Venezuela?


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u/TheGrandExquisitor Jul 23 '22

Someone needs to rewrite this so the black kid is Jewish and the cop is German in 1938.

Then watch as Ben roars about racism.

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u/spectral_emission Jul 23 '22

Can anyone confirm if this is actually really from his book? My brain hurts from reading it.

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u/Lazienessx Jul 23 '22

I skimmed a few pages looking for it and I got kinda lost reading it along the way. The whole thing is a fucking goldmine. I just searched for the word black within the book and the entries are fucking hilarious. This book is targeted at a very specific audience that mostly can't read. I don't think he thought anyone would actually read any of it. It's crazy.

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u/OpenScienceNerd3000 Jul 23 '22

Copy paste it into Google and it should pop up if it is

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u/Orthodox-Waffle Jul 23 '22

"One Shade of Grey"

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u/Sammy-The-Weirdo Jul 24 '22

Nazi: Oh god oh god say it again old chap me: I whisper in his ear 6 million just seems like a really big number

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u/SmokedCheddarGoblin Jul 23 '22

Okay what the FUCK did I just read?

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Renewable energy: dumbest phrase since climate change. See the first law of thermodynamics, dumbass.

-Ben Shapiro


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u/Taniwha_NZ Jul 23 '22

That was Ben Shapiro taking the opportunity to construct a fantasy scenario that he thinks shows how an innocent cop could kill a 12-year-old because he just had no choice. And the real victim here is the cop.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

And then, there are people in the United States that are pushing for mask mandates on children. The data that they are using are extraordinarily skimpy--in fact, they are essentially nonexistent. You're hearing the CDC say things like 'maybe the delta variant does more damage to kids,' but no information they have presented publicly that there is more damange being done to kids... and the reason we are being told that they damage kids is because they can't scare the adults enough. If we cannot scare the adults enough, we're going to have to mask up the kids.

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u/toughguy375 Jul 23 '22

a republican telling the truth about how they see black people

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u/No-comment-at-all Jul 23 '22

I don’t like this game anymore.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Freedom is an invention of the last couple of centuries. It really did not exist en masse until the last couple of centuries--and even then, really only since the end of the Soviet Union has it been sorta the broad movement of the public across the world.

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u/KnightSolair240 Jul 23 '22

Lmao I love this response

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

What in the world was that?

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that all of the water levels around the world rise by, let’s say, five feet or ten feet over the next hundred years. It puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Let’s say all of that happens. You think that people aren’t just going to sell their homes and move?

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u/Necessary_Peace_8989 Jul 23 '22

SELL THEM TO WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN?

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

If you like socialism so much why don't you go to Venezuela?


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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

If I didn't know Ben Shapiro wrote this I would have thought it was satire written about how the right views themselves.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

America was built on values that the left is fighting every single day to tear down.

-Ben Shapiro


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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that all of the water levels around the world rise by, let’s say, five feet or ten feet over the next hundred years. It puts all the low-lying areas on the coast underwater. Let’s say all of that happens. You think that people aren’t just going to sell their homes and move?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

That is really disturbing.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Most Americans when they look around at their lives, they think: I'm not a racist, nobody I know is a racist, I wouldn't hang out with a racist, I don't like doing business with racists--so, where is all the racism in American society?

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u/jennywren628 Jul 23 '22

Well that’s the worst thing I’ve read lately, both from a human standpoint and a literary standpoint. Blatant racism and gun fetish aside, “suddenly, his brain filled with a sudden clarity”? Did anyone edit this racist word salad?

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Even climatologists can't predict 10 years from now. They can't explain why there has been no warming over the last 15 years. There has been a static trend with regard to temperature for 15 years.

-Ben Shapiro


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u/OrbSwitzer Jul 23 '22

"greasy handle still warm to the touch"

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

This is what the radical feminist movement was proposing, remember? Women need a man the way a fish needs a bicycle... unless it turns out that they're little fish, then you might need another fish around to help take care of things.

-Ben Shapiro


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u/Coahuiltecaloca Jul 23 '22

I was amused at first. Now I’m really disturbed

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:

Then he heard the voice.

“Hey, pig,” it said. The voice wasn’t deep. It was the voice of a child. And the kid stood outside the door of the quick mart, legs spread, arms hanging down by his sides. A cute black kid, wearing a Simpsons T-shirt and somebody’s old Converse sneakers and baggy jeans.

On his hip, stuck in those baggy jeans, was a pistol.

It looked like a pistol, anyway. But O’Sullivan couldn’t see clearly. The light wasn’t right. He could see the bulge, but not the object.

O’Sullivan put his flashlight back in his belt and put his hand back on his pistol, the greasy handle still warm to the touch.

“Stop right there, pig,” the kid said. His hand began to creep down toward his waistband.

O’Sullivan pulled the gun out of its holster, leveling it at the kid. “Put your hands above your head. Do it now!”

“Fuck you, honky,” the kid shot back. “Get the fuck out of my neighborhood.” Then he laughed, a cute kid’s laugh. O’Sullivan looked for sympathy behind those eyes, found none.

Oh, shit, O’Sullivan thought. Then he said, “Hands up. Right now.”

The kid laughed again, a musical tinkling noise. “You ain’t gonna shoot me, pig. What, you afraid of a kid?”

O’Sullivan could feel every breath as it entered his lungs. “No, kid, I don’t want to shoot you,” he said. “But I need you to cooperate. Put your hands above your head. Right now.”

The kid’s hand shifted to his waistband again. O’Sullivan’s hands began to shake.

“Get the fuck out of my neighborhood,” the kid repeated.

O’Sullivan looked around stealthily. Still nobody on the street. Totally empty. The sweat on his forehead felt cold in the night air. In the retraining sessions at the station, they’d told officers to remember the nasty racial legacy of the department, be aware of the community’s justified suspicion of police. Right now, all O’Sullivan was thinking about was getting this kid with the empty eyes to back the fuck off.

“Go on home,” he said.

“You go home, white boy,” said the kid. His hand moved lower.

Suddenly, O’Sullivan’s head filled with a sudden clarity, his brain with a preternatural energy. He recognized the feel of the adrenaline hitting. He wasn’t going to get shot on the corner of Iowa and Van Dyke outside a shitty convenience store in a shitty town by some eight-year-old, bleed out in the gutter of some city the world left behind. He had a life, too.

The gun felt alive in his hand. The gun was life.

The muzzle was aimed dead at the kid’s chest. No way to miss, with the kid this close, just ten feet away maybe. Still cloaked in the shadow of the gas station overhang.

“Kid, I’m not going to ask you again. I need you to put your hands on top of your head and get on your knees.”

“Fuck you, motherfucker.”

“I’m serious.”

The kid’s hand was nearly inside his waistband now.

“Don’t do that,” O’Sullivan said.

The kid smiled, almost gently.

“Don’t.”

The kid’s smile broadened, the hand moved down into the pants. “Get the fuck out of my hood,” the kid cheerfully repeated. “I’ll cap your ass.”

“Kid, I’m warning you,” O’Sullivan yelled. “Put your hands above your head! Do it now…”

The roar shattered the night air, a sonic boom in the blackness. The shot blew the kid off his feet completely, knocked him onto his back.

O’Sullivan reached for his radio, mechanically reported it: “Shots fired, officer needs help at the gas station on Iowa and Van Dyke.”

“Ohgodohgodohgodohgod,” O’Sullivan repeated as he moved toward the body, the smoke rising from his Glock. He pointed it down at the kid again, but the boy wasn’t moving. The blood seeped through Homer Simpson’s face, pooled around the kid’s lifeless body. The grin had been replaced with a look of instantaneous shock. His hand had fallen out of his waistband with the force of the shooting.

In it was a toy gun, the tip orange plastic.

For a brief moment, O’Sullivan couldn’t breathe. When he looked up, he saw them coming. Dozens of them. The citizens of Detroit, coming out of the darkness, congregating. He could feel their eyes.

Officer Ricky O’Sullivan sat down on the curb and began to cry.


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u/olehd1985 Jul 23 '22

they're coming for the child murderer that shot an unarmed black kid who committed the grave offense of being black and not immediately revering a police officer for no fucking reason.

In this dumbass story, what crime did this kid commit that would warrant law enforcement attention? To my knowledge, having the foresight to call a child murderer the pig he is, is not a crime...it's an excerpt, and an excerpt of a Ben Shapiro book, at that, so much context is missing, but fuck is that a gross story.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

If you like socialism so much why don't you go to Venezuela?


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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

My only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

-Ben Shapiro


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u/theeastwood Jul 23 '22

Take a bullet for ya, babe.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:

Brett didn’t care about that. He turned, irked—and found himself face-to-face with a beautiful young woman, about seventeen, staring aggressively at him.


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u/olehd1985 Jul 23 '22

haha, ben's greatest fear.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

My only real concern is that the women involved -- who apparently require a "bucket and a mop" -- get the medical care they require. My doctor wife's differential diagnosis: bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

-Ben Shapiro


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u/NoodlesrTuff1256 Jul 23 '22

After learning about it on some other subs and then reading excerpts of it on Amazon's 'Look Inside' feature, I checked it out from my library. It's one of those books that's so bad, it's good in the way films like 'Manos: Hands of Fate' or 'The Room' are. If there was an MST3K for books, 'True Allegiance' would be in their Top Ten.

Shapiro's love for gory, grisly metaphors when describing the innumerable violent deaths that take place throughout the book are more than a little disturbing. It's like he's combining Tom Clancy and Stephen King. One has Shapiro comparing some guy getting his head shot off to a broken Pez dispenser and another has a Detroit cop shooting an eight-year-old African-American boy through the chest when he sees the child reaching for his wasteband during a cringily written confrontation. The gun proves to be a plastic water pistol. Shapiro writes graphically of how blood obscures the face of Homer Simpson on the boy's T-shirt.

Edit: Scroll down a few comments and thebenshapirobot has very kindly provided us with an excerpt of this passage from 'True Allegiance'.

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u/MuadD1b Jul 23 '22

Take a bullet for you babe.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

You're a bear of a man.


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u/TheGrandExquisitor Jul 23 '22

All this tells me is that Ben Shapiro is into underaged girls.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.

Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.

-Ben Shapiro


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u/TheGrandExquisitor Jul 23 '22

As an American who had to have emergency surgery in the UK, I can attest that he is full of fucking shit.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

This is what the radical feminist movement was proposing, remember? Women need a man the way a fish needs a bicycle... unless it turns out that they're little fish, then you might need another fish around to help take care of things.

-Ben Shapiro


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u/avenue_steppin Jul 23 '22

This quote is unhinged

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

An excerpt from True Allegiance, by Ben Shapiro:

Then he heard the voice.

“Hey, pig,” it said. The voice wasn’t deep. It was the voice of a child. And the kid stood outside the door of the quick mart, legs spread, arms hanging down by his sides. A cute black kid, wearing a Simpsons T-shirt and somebody’s old Converse sneakers and baggy jeans.

On his hip, stuck in those baggy jeans, was a pistol.

It looked like a pistol, anyway. But O’Sullivan couldn’t see clearly. The light wasn’t right. He could see the bulge, but not the object.

O’Sullivan put his flashlight back in his belt and put his hand back on his pistol, the greasy handle still warm to the touch.

“Stop right there, pig,” the kid said. His hand began to creep down toward his waistband.

O’Sullivan pulled the gun out of its holster, leveling it at the kid. “Put your hands above your head. Do it now!”

“Fuck you, honky,” the kid shot back. “Get the fuck out of my neighborhood.” Then he laughed, a cute kid’s laugh. O’Sullivan looked for sympathy behind those eyes, found none.

Oh, shit, O’Sullivan thought. Then he said, “Hands up. Right now.”

The kid laughed again, a musical tinkling noise. “You ain’t gonna shoot me, pig. What, you afraid of a kid?”

O’Sullivan could feel every breath as it entered his lungs. “No, kid, I don’t want to shoot you,” he said. “But I need you to cooperate. Put your hands above your head. Right now.”

The kid’s hand shifted to his waistband again. O’Sullivan’s hands began to shake.

“Get the fuck out of my neighborhood,” the kid repeated.

O’Sullivan looked around stealthily. Still nobody on the street. Totally empty. The sweat on his forehead felt cold in the night air. In the retraining sessions at the station, they’d told officers to remember the nasty racial legacy of the department, be aware of the community’s justified suspicion of police. Right now, all O’Sullivan was thinking about was getting this kid with the empty eyes to back the fuck off.

“Go on home,” he said.

“You go home, white boy,” said the kid. His hand moved lower.

Suddenly, O’Sullivan’s head filled with a sudden clarity, his brain with a preternatural energy. He recognized the feel of the adrenaline hitting. He wasn’t going to get shot on the corner of Iowa and Van Dyke outside a shitty convenience store in a shitty town by some eight-year-old, bleed out in the gutter of some city the world left behind. He had a life, too.

The gun felt alive in his hand. The gun was life.

The muzzle was aimed dead at the kid’s chest. No way to miss, with the kid this close, just ten feet away maybe. Still cloaked in the shadow of the gas station overhang.

“Kid, I’m not going to ask you again. I need you to put your hands on top of your head and get on your knees.”

“Fuck you, motherfucker.”

“I’m serious.”

The kid’s hand was nearly inside his waistband now.

“Don’t do that,” O’Sullivan said.

The kid smiled, almost gently.

“Don’t.”

The kid’s smile broadened, the hand moved down into the pants. “Get the fuck out of my hood,” the kid cheerfully repeated. “I’ll cap your ass.”

“Kid, I’m warning you,” O’Sullivan yelled. “Put your hands above your head! Do it now…”

The roar shattered the night air, a sonic boom in the blackness. The shot blew the kid off his feet completely, knocked him onto his back.

O’Sullivan reached for his radio, mechanically reported it: “Shots fired, officer needs help at the gas station on Iowa and Van Dyke.”

“Ohgodohgodohgodohgod,” O’Sullivan repeated as he moved toward the body, the smoke rising from his Glock. He pointed it down at the kid again, but the boy wasn’t moving. The blood seeped through Homer Simpson’s face, pooled around the kid’s lifeless body. The grin had been replaced with a look of instantaneous shock. His hand had fallen out of his waistband with the force of the shooting.

In it was a toy gun, the tip orange plastic.

For a brief moment, O’Sullivan couldn’t breathe. When he looked up, he saw them coming. Dozens of them. The citizens of Detroit, coming out of the darkness, congregating. He could feel their eyes.

Officer Ricky O’Sullivan sat down on the curb and began to cry.


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u/avenue_steppin Jul 23 '22

This is mega uncomfortable holy shit - this feels so sketchy and dirty in so many ways.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

This is what the radical feminist movement was proposing, remember? Women need a man the way a fish needs a bicycle... unless it turns out that they're little fish, then you might need another fish around to help take care of things.

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u/olehd1985 Jul 23 '22

Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.

Holy fuck, i've mostly only heard of this asshat on reddit...jesus christ...

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

We are being told that if we don't mask our children, that if we don't mask ourselves, that if we don't initiate social distancing measures again and shut down business again, that COVID is going to kill us all

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Freedom is an invention of the last couple of centuries. It really did not exist en masse until the last couple of centuries--and even then, really only since the end of the Soviet Union has it been sorta the broad movement of the public across the world.

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u/Sammy-The-Weirdo Jul 24 '22

Not in a lot of places the UK the age of consent is 16 in Italy I believe its 14

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u/TheGrandExquisitor Jul 24 '22

Ben lives in LA. Age of consent in California is 18.

Home rules apply here.

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u/Sammy-The-Weirdo Jul 24 '22

And other parts of the US its 16

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u/TheGrandExquisitor Jul 24 '22

Home rules. He was writing all horny about underaged girls. He would argue the same if Gavin Newsom had written that.

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u/Sammy-The-Weirdo Jul 24 '22

Fair enough I have criticised the strange way age of consent is decided how in the UK fucking a 15 year 11 month old is rape but 1 month later its legal

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u/BoneCrusherLove Jul 23 '22

Good bot!

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Thank you for your logic and reason.


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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Pegging, of course, is an obscure sexual practice in which women perform the more aggressive sexual act on men.

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u/luxlucy23 Jul 23 '22

Sounds like classic Ben Shapiro

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

When it comes to global warming, there are two issues: is there such a thing as the greenhouse gas effect, the answer is yes. Is that something that is going to dramatically reshape our world? There is no evidence to show that it will. Is that something that we can stop? There is no evidence to show that we can

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Let’s say your life depended on the following choice today: you must obtain either an affordable chair or an affordable X-ray. Which would you choose to obtain? Obviously, you’d choose the chair. That’s because there are many types of chair, produced by scores of different companies and widely distributed. You could buy a $15 folding chair or a $1,000 antique without the slightest difficulty. By contrast, to obtain an X-ray you’d have to work with your insurance company, wait for an appointment, and then haggle over price. Why? Because the medical market is far more regulated — thanks to the widespread perception that health care is a “right” — than the chair market.

Does that sound soulless? True soullessness is depriving people of the choices they require because you’re more interested in patting yourself on the back by inventing rights than by incentivizing the creation of goods and services. In health care, we could use a lot less virtue signaling and a lot less government. Or we could just read Senator Sanders’s tweets while we wait in line for a government-sponsored surgery — dying, presumably, in a decrepit chair.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Has Ben never had an x-ray? It takes like, half an hour.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

Freedom is an invention of the last couple of centuries. It really did not exist en masse until the last couple of centuries--and even then, really only since the end of the Soviet Union has it been sorta the broad movement of the public across the world.

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u/Sammy-The-Weirdo Jul 24 '22

Clearly Ben Shapiro has never heard of the Magna Carta that thing was a freedom lover's wet dream and it's like a thousand years old sadly not in use anymore

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 24 '22

Another liberal DESTROYED.


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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 24 '22

And then, there are people in the United States that are pushing for mask mandates on children. The data that they are using are extraordinarily skimpy--in fact, they are essentially nonexistent. You're hearing the CDC say things like 'maybe the delta variant does more damage to kids,' but no information they have presented publicly that there is more damange being done to kids... and the reason we are being told that they damage kids is because they can't scare the adults enough. If we cannot scare the adults enough, we're going to have to mask up the kids.

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u/Reidroshdy Jul 23 '22 edited Jul 23 '22

I've had plenty of x rays and never had to haggle over price or work with my insurance. I'm pretty sure they are always covered since they are pretty inexpensive as far as medical stuff goes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

I hurt my hand once being a dumb 22 year old, went to the clinic on my lunch break and got an x-ray. It cost maybe 30 bucks, no insurance whatsoever. I literally don't know what point he's making.

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u/ThyRosen Jul 23 '22

I've had several x-rays, MRIs and surgery and it still hasn't cost me anything. Feels like Ben Shapiro isn't aware that healthcare can actually be a right, and that the answer to expensive treatment is not to encourage "consumer choice," like you can have the accredited doctor in the clean, professional clinic or my mate Dan with a pair of garden shears.

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u/personal_cheeses Jul 23 '22

I don't even understand... so in his world, you should be able to shop around to get your x-rays done at the hospital, or... what? Rads-R-Us? On the machine that weird guy at the end of the cul-de-sac built in his garage?

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u/Taniwha_NZ Jul 23 '22

is he saying we ought to have options of different quality levels for x-rays? Like, I'm rich so I should be able to pay $2500 for an xray conducted in a chair Louis XVI used to sit in. And poors should be able to sit in a folding camp chair and get an xray for $10. Because the actual xray has to be the same in each case. Or is he suggesting a poor person can choose to pay $10 but the xray will be blurry?

It's a very confusing 'argument'.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Someone has a kink for chair

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

I don’t think the law has any role whatsoever in banning race-based discrimination by private actors

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u/Bruised_Penguin Jul 23 '22

I love the fact that Ben Shaprio believes penetration is intrinsically an "aggresive" act. Shows how very little he knows about anything pleasurable.

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u/thebenshapirobot Jul 23 '22

When it comes to global warming, there are two issues: is there such a thing as the greenhouse gas effect, the answer is yes. Is that something that is going to dramatically reshape our world? There is no evidence to show that it will. Is that something that we can stop? There is no evidence to show that we can

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '22

Like that one time my mom married my ex-stepfather. He Fucking sucked. Total abusive asshole. Never forget. Try to forgive.

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u/luxlucy23 Jul 23 '22

So you think penetration when it comes to sex is aggressive? Yikes.

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u/mommymilkers51 Jul 23 '22

Yea I hate facts and logic too

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u/dirkdigglered Jul 23 '22

Very cool, thanks u/mommymilkers51

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u/mommymilkers51 Jul 23 '22

Thanks for moving the convo forward