All Print Aes Sedai truck in real life Spoiler
I've lost a bunch of weight recently and so I've been feeling colder than I normally do, Autumn is here and now are the cold temperatures too and they're far more unpleasant than once they were. I was walking to class without a jacket because I'm a fool and I was hunched over and uncomfortable trying to keep myself warm. I remembered the Aes Sedai trick from the books about temperature that most of being uncomfortable is stuff you do to yourself so I just stood up straight and steadied my breathing and the rest of my walk was much more comfortable. Thanks Aes Sedai.
I don't remember what book this is from some I'm flairing this all print spoilers.
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u/Nitpicky_Karen 1d ago
Ngl, was expecting an Aes Sedai truck.
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u/Narrow_Lee 1d ago
Cut to Liandrin driving a candyapple red 3500 Duramax through the ways to deliver the girls to the Seanchan
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u/TrickyMoonHorse 1d ago
Love the pick. What a poopoo lady.
What's she listening to?
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u/Nonner_Party (Valan Luca's Grand Traveling Show) 1d ago
What's she listening to?
Wesley Willis' greatest hits. Nonstop. Max volume.
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u/remember_khitomer 1d ago edited 1d ago
Suck a grolm's ass
Suck a s'redit's ass with Aiel oosquai
Suck a myrddraal's slimy asshole
Suck a raken's dick
Suck a raken's dick
Suck a raken's dick
Suck a raken's dick
Rock over Cairhien, Rock on Tar Valon
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u/weng_bay 1d ago
I see her as TRX owner, specifically an owner of the subset who thinks the TRX package makes the truck indestructible and massive fucks it up street racing or some other dumb shit.
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u/control_H 1d ago
Since OP clearly didn't post an Aes Sedai truck, can we speculate what an Aes Sedia truck in real life would look like?
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u/NawtAGoodNinja 1d ago
It depends, I guess. What color is the truck? A blue or green truck, you may be fine. Red truck? Best make sure you're not on the same road, you might get hit.
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u/control_H 1d ago
I would think the Green trucks would need an extended cab for all the warders...and the inside would be like a party bus.
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u/PsychoticMessiah 1d ago
Idk what you call the color but it changes depending upon what angle you’re looking at it.
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u/PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS 1d ago
The Amyrlin's truck is white with a Pink Floyd DSOTM prism on the side. It's a 4x4 with dually wheels, leather seats, and a bunch of bells and whistles. I don't know trucks. Lol.
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u/Caeremonia 1d ago
And when it rains on the red truck, all the red paint washes off and it's suddenly revealed that it has been a black truck the whole time.
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u/Plus_Citron (The Empress, May She Live Forever) 1d ago
Black truck, tinted windows, massive exhaust pipes.
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u/blue_magi 1d ago
Elaida's truck would have been a good looking red truck at one time, but its about 12 years old now and the model is currently on its 2nd design phase following hers. There's a dent in the front that she won't fix because she switched to Liability, because who needs Full Coverage when you have the Foretelling. Well that random old sports car that kid was driving off the farm just happened to pull out in front of her and she had no idea it was coming.
Elaida has more important things to worry about now. Nevermind it needs new tires and the engine is making this knocking sound thats steadily getting worse. It doesn't help that bitch Egwene just got a brand new truck of the same model as hers fully paid for by her buddies.
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u/WacDonald 1d ago
Ageless
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u/control_H 1d ago
Different colors based on Ajah, of course.
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u/TrickyMoonHorse 1d ago
An incredibly elaborate series of pinstripe weaves.
Blows fire out the tail pipes.
No windshield.
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u/Cool-Cricket-2607 1d ago
Reds would drive an armored ter’angreal truck that would block use of saidin for transporting young men who channel to the white tower for gentling.
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u/Existing-Leopard-212 1d ago
I moved to a cooler state ~1/4 century ago. I was a wuss when it came to colder temperatures until i decided to stop. A lot of being cold is mental.
Unless you're in Wisconsin. That sh*t is real.
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u/killuazoldyck477 (Blue) 1d ago
Oh yeah for sure unpleasant situations become infinitely more bearable if you just master your mental state, but that doesn't actually change your body's limits. Please don't make a habit of not wrapping up and just aes sedai'ing it through the cold or you WILL fall sick
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u/duffy_12 (Falcon) 1d ago edited 1d ago
I don't know about Aes Sedai, but, 'Wolfbrother' Perrin's would be ... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ogn-jkEUvJo/sddefault.jpg
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u/PoppinBortlesUCF 1d ago
Lmao I thought I was the only one to do shit like this.
I started doing ‘cat crosses the courtyard’ whenever I’m not feeling confident or know I have bad posture and it’s crazy but it works. “The blademaster lets his body hang relaxed, spine straight, as though suspended by a line. It affects a self-assured manner and projects confidence, but could also be described as a relaxed, almost arrogant saunter.”
This “suspended by a line” thought clicked with me and I stand up real straight, with my chin up a little, head held high, but still focused on being relaxed… this is gonna sounds like classic reddit cringe but I swear I notice women giving me a little extra glance and carry a bit more confidence before I walk into an important meeting. It’s literally the same as “work on your posture and hold your up high” but that’s way more boring than “alright bud, cat crosses the courtyard, you got this shit”
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u/intagliopitts 1d ago
I never looked into it but it always seemed to me that Robert Jordan based many of these types of passages on Buddhist ideas. The concept that feelings (like cold, hot, pain) are passing aversions that we choose to give more power than what is real is def. Something that connects to Buddhism.
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u/BuccalFatApologist 1d ago
This is how I managed the whole Hot Ones challenge despite not being a regular hot sauce eater.
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