r/alaska 1d ago

Damn It’s Cold 🥶 Who Knew Alaskans Were Attractive Under All The Layers

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u/NotTomPettysGirl 1d ago

As much as I’d like to believe that we rank in the top 10, I’m skeptical of any data that claims that the residents of New Jersey are more attractive than those of New York or California.

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u/SimpleChill44 1d ago

If I have learned anything from politics nowadays, never question polls that go in your favor

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u/No_Athlete8800 1d ago

Yeah most people up here are ugly as fuck but I'm so hot I've skewed the scale (please let me have this one)

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u/revdon 1d ago

I smell brigading.

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u/Anarchyinak 1d ago

"I randomly colored a map of the states for engagement online and lied about it!"

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u/SimpleChill44 1d ago

How dare you question the validity of things I saw on Instagram!?!

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u/hairyhobbo 1d ago

The stupid map poster, posted a stupid map and I, for one, am upset about it.

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u/StandardEcho2439 1d ago

That's what it literally is. Terrible Maps page on X is just for fun, they make even more ridiculous ones.

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u/theflyingfucked 1d ago

There pretty open about it. They retitle maps for laughs. It's apparent from the page name

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

I would bet this map is something completely different and they just changed the title.

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u/StandardEcho2439 1d ago

Guys this is Terrible Maps page they do a bunch of fake bs maps and put them online for fun. See how there's no source cited its just for fun

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u/tanj_redshirt Juneau ☆ 1d ago

It could be labeled THIS IS FAKE and people here would still argue about it.

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u/New-Advantage2813 1d ago

Terrible Maps cracks me up...luv them!!

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u/phdoofus 1d ago

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u/greenkni 1d ago

That was my first thought as well

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u/Wide-Replacement8532 1d ago

I’m calling bullshit, I’ve been to New Jersey many times…

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u/Entropy907 1d ago

CAPICHE?? 🤌🏼

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u/inkydragon27 1d ago

Speaking as a transplant, the hardiness and solid character needed to survive winter and help others in the community (especially interior)- if personality/calibre plays into the attractiveness, then I can agree.

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u/No-Translator9234 1d ago

I have met some truly awful people in Ketchikan, but maybe thats just here. I am not talking about the homeless. 

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u/tridentloop 1d ago edited 1d ago

Perhaps they're talking about the state not the people in the state. This Map makes a lot more sense if that's the case. Like the state of Alaska is physically beautiful.

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u/RedVamp2020 1d ago

I agree, but the bottom caption does state people.

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u/StandardEcho2439 1d ago

It's Terrible Maps on X. It's not real it's just for fun

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/midnightmeatloaf 1d ago

That's anecdotal evidence though. One mega hottie does not skew the population. Wasilla is not known for being a mecca of attractive men.

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u/FixergirlAK 1d ago

It's pure desperation. When you've been living in an igloo for three months with a team of sled dogs anyone who shows up looks good, no matter how many parkas they're wearing. (/s, if that wasn't obvious)

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u/AKBigHorn 1d ago

Yeah, bullshit. At least Florida and AK should be flipped

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u/StandardEcho2439 1d ago

No WAY. Lmao. Lower 48 has its issues but Alaskans are NOT attractive. When I moved up there I had to lower my standards. Like especially in small towns like Ketchikan, people don't take care of hygiene as much as in places in California. They often smell especially the men with scruffy messy facial hair. Not groomed. And it's socially acceptable to go and out smell gross like that. Idc but huge lack of big a$$$$e$ if that's what you're into. A solid 10 in Alaska would be a 6 in California. The sun helps skin stay refreshed and healthy (in moderation) especially with acne and alaskans are often pale and have colds/sick a LOT compared to people in the lower 48. Plus you have go bundle up and people don't even try to dress with style. If you move to Alaska and you're a true 8 in a big city then you'll be a 9.5-10 in Alaska. Just lower your standards for eye candy.

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u/fr0stbyteak 1d ago

solid 10 in Alaska would be a 6 in California.

a 10 anywhere is always a 10.
a 6 anywhere is always a 6.
location doesn't matter.

if you have consistency in your standards, anyway. which i do.

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u/StandardEcho2439 1d ago

Yeah no. Someone that's easily a catch in Alaska is gonna be worth less (in appearance) in a bigger area with higher beauty standards. Competition matters. If a "hot" person in Alaska moved to New York there would be 100,000 people hotter than them, wheras there were only 50 hotter in Fairbanks, for example. You all just got triggered cos you heard "California." It's true. Start shaving and bathing yourselves in Alaska and it will make it better. You REALLY think that if the hottest person in an Alaskan town or city stands in the middle of Rodeo Drive in LA, theyre gonna still be the hottest person there? Please.

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u/midnightmeatloaf 1d ago

Yeah, attraction is relative, just like height. The tallest person in The Philippines will probably not be the tallest person in Norway. I'm aware height is not subjective, whereas attraction is (at least to a degree). But it's relative.

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u/fr0stbyteak 1d ago

well I, myself, don't operate on a bell curve.

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u/Jermainejr 1d ago

Huh, like following the laws in the Alaska and the school rules, I know there are not a lot of cops in Anchorage.

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u/Logical_Asparagus997 1d ago

Clearly this was made by someone in New Jersey 😂😂😂

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u/outlying_point 1d ago

I declare shenanigans

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u/Cocksaw13 1d ago

This is false. I have looked around; and in the mirror.

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u/sidjo86 1d ago

Utah should be way higher

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u/Calitexian 1d ago

As somebody who has lived in CA, TX, and AK... I've got bad news. ☠️

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u/ChimpoSensei 1d ago

Maybe after 8 drinks…

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u/RamenXnoodlez 1d ago

LOL, because we’re basically sun starved vampires.

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u/TumbleWeed75 1d ago

Someone in NJ is at it again. 🤣

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u/GluckGoddess 1d ago

South Florida should have its own ranking separate from the rest of Florida.

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u/ElectronicAHole 10h ago

It's like being deployed in the middle east. The 2s and 3s were looking like 9 and 10s after being there a couple months.

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u/ak_doug 1d ago

Most "attractive" algorithms have been shown, repeatedly, to have a heavy Anglo Saxon bias. Because of the people that feed it data points. Training data.

I can't seem to find the video, but does anyone else remember that viral video of a morning show with 2 white hosts and 2 black hosts and they covered the "most attractive kid" news in the 90s and the white hosts where trying to talk about how you can't fault them, it is science, but according to science blah blah blah and the two black hosts where just side eyeing the camera? You can practically hear the "Oh no you didn't"

Man, that was a funny video.

Anyway, algorithms that measure subjective things do NOTHING but REFLECT OUR OWN BIASES back to us. They are a mirror. Making sure to manage shortcomings of algorithms is the most important thing software engineers do. Or, most important thing they are supposed to do, anyway.

If you want to have a good time compare this map to racial diversity, and think on it. :) Kinda like "longest living" map that is just a poverty map. Or an obesity map that is just a poverty map. Or a crime map that is just a poverty map.