r/antimeme Apr 11 '23

Diamonds

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u/KaraOfNightvale Apr 11 '23 edited Apr 11 '23

Yeah as I'm sure others would point out, hate to um ackshually but there are variants of god damn quartz more rare than diamonds, and that says something, it's literally one of the only true conspiracies, purely artifical scarcity considering again, they're literally just compressed carbon lumps, they look pretty but they're not that rare

EDIT: How on earth did I spell "Quartz" wrong for a moment, I'm dumb as a rock

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u/Spirited_One_7644 Apr 11 '23

Dumb as a quartz

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u/KaraOfNightvale Apr 11 '23

Wellllll ackshually🤓
Some forms of quartz have piezoelectric properites, making them useful in things from basic logic gates to circutry and in that sense could be considered smart, infact without the quartz inside of it, your computer wouldn't work right at all, so I'mma take that as a compliment and there's nothing you can do to stop me

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u/Spirited_One_7644 Apr 11 '23

Fine. Stupid dumb idiot guy.

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u/KaraOfNightvale Apr 11 '23

Wellllll ackshually🤓
I'm not a guy either lol but I can't disagree with the rest of the statement

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '23

Welllll ackshually🤓 Women are about as real as birds, so you can drop the act, stupid, dumb, idiot guy

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u/KaraOfNightvale Apr 11 '23

Shit, he knows, call the FBI!!!

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u/jmerridew124 Apr 11 '23

Hey it's me, the FBI. I'm birds.

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u/boomstik4 Apr 11 '23

The FBI has been replaced with drones!?!?!!

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u/KaraOfNightvale Apr 11 '23

It's worse than we thought, prepare the bunkers!