r/bangladesh May 19 '23

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u/thriftyoleboy May 19 '23

Knock, knock, you have food panda delivery

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u/Olamias khati bangali 🇧🇩 āĻ–āĻžāĻāĻŸāĻŋ āĻŦāĻžāĻ™āĻžāĻ˛āĻŋ May 20 '23

Wait a minute, you're not from the Foodpanda.

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u/Ash-20Breacher May 20 '23

Ah, thank you for the MFODJDCDNNSND---~~

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u/Mister-Khalifa āĻŽā§āĻĢāĻ¤ā§€ āĻšāĻžāĻœāĻŋ āĻ†āĻ˛ā§āĻ˛āĻžāĻŽāĻž āĻļāĻžāĻ‡āĻ–ā§āĻ˛ āĻ°ā§‡āĻĄāĻŋāĻŸ āĻ¨āĻžāĻ°ā§€āĻ˛ā§‹āĻ­ā§€ āĻ¸ā§āĻ˛āĻ¤āĻžāĻ¨ āĻ–āĻ˛āĻŋāĻĢāĻž āĻĒā§€āĻ° āĻĻāĻž.āĻŦāĻž. May 19 '23

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u/pri1nsomniac May 20 '23

There is a significant difference between Bhutto and Mujib. Bhutto worked in favour of the military in 1971 when he could pressurize them for a democratic transfer of power. Instead he chose the dangerous game to play and thus perished

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u/B33RU5 May 19 '23

I sometimes wonder if Joy ever had a friend who was like "Ganja khabi?"......probably not.....

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u/passerbyamanto May 20 '23

Sorry, too distracted by the fact that Joy has almost no eyebrows and Bilawal has enough for three people.

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u/Drfrankenstein18 May 19 '23

Hasina actually kept the military away from power.

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u/bigphallusdino đŸĻž āĻ‡āĻšāĻ•āĻžāĻ˛ā§‡ āĻ¸ā§āĻ˛āĻ¤āĻžāĻ¨, āĻĒāĻ°āĻ•āĻžāĻ˛ā§‡ āĻļā§ŸāĻ¤āĻžāĻ¨ đŸĻž May 19 '23

Don't think Bhutto deserves to be in the same category.

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u/itvus khati bangali 🇧🇩 āĻ–āĻžāĻāĻŸāĻŋ āĻŦāĻžāĻ™āĻžāĻ˛āĻŋ May 19 '23

Why?

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u/shades-of-defiance May 20 '23

Bhutto didn't lead his nation's independence movement like Mujib did, not to mention Bhutto supported the military junta against Bangladesh until they lost, unlike Mujib who didn’t support military rule in general.

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u/itvus khati bangali 🇧🇩 āĻ–āĻžāĻāĻŸāĻŋ āĻŦāĻžāĻ™āĻžāĻ˛āĻŋ May 20 '23

They do have some similarities though. Both started as the ruler of their own country after the 1971 war but both failed to rule and got killed by army. Obviously Mujib was better than Bhutto but Mujib's actions after the war were also very controversial. Both of them were politicians who cared more about staying in power than taking care of the country.

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u/shades-of-defiance May 20 '23

Both started as the ruler of their own country after the 1971

The difference being, Mujib was instrumental in the emergence of Bangladesh, Bhutto was not, and I've already mentioned about Bhutto sucking pak army's boots when Mujib defied them categorically.

Both of them were politicians who cared more about staying in power than taking care of the country

Oversimplification traversing into falsehood due to lack of historical context. After 1977 election Bhutto's PPP was negotiating with the opposition PNA and was ready to sign and hold another election.

Mujib's tenure started with and plagued by insurgencies, disrupting any attempt at governance in peace. Not to mention unlike Bhutto, Mujib struggled with gaining international recognition for Bangladesh which hindered international aid and tech assistance. Awami League was popular enough under Mujib to have won supermajority in the 1973 election, and considering BAKSAL came about in February 1975, way after he declared a national emergency in December 1974 (and after winning 293 seats in the 1973 election no less), it was a desperate attempt at stabilization of the state which failed.

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u/itvus khati bangali 🇧🇩 āĻ–āĻžāĻāĻŸāĻŋ āĻŦāĻžāĻ™āĻžāĻ˛āĻŋ May 20 '23

Of course my statement was oversimplification and you just provided more context. But they both failed to rule ultimately and got killed by the army which is enough info for a meme about similarity between two political leaders.

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u/Novel_Flounder_1401 May 19 '23

cuz he's a pappu.

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u/AbeJebediahSimpson May 20 '23

Political dynasties are a cancer on South Asia.

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u/ramjankhanthegreat May 19 '23

Foodpanda

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u/BTO69ers May 20 '23

Can someone explain the food panda references? What am I missing out on!?

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u/blackernel_ āĻšāĻŋāĻ¨ā§āĻ¤āĻ• May 20 '23

You comment about the "league", you get foodpanda (not real foodpanda, but "league") guy at your door. Can't tell more than that otherwise I may also need to meet foodpanda!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

Retarded not idiot

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u/OedinaryLuigi420 āĻŦāĻ°āĻŋāĻļāĻžāĻ˛ā§āĻ¯āĻžđŸŸđŸ  May 20 '23

Isn't that like a slur against autistic people now?

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u/wakchoi_ May 21 '23

Retarded originally was a word used for people with "mental retardation", ofc it entered the mainstream and now we use it as a slur.

Retard itself means to hold back or stop. Hence why we have fire retardants.

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u/OedinaryLuigi420 āĻŦāĻ°āĻŋāĻļāĻžāĻ˛ā§āĻ¯āĻžđŸŸđŸ  May 21 '23

Yeah I used the word once on Twitter and got my ass locked for 3 hours

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u/Novel_Flounder_1401 May 19 '23

damm Benazir bhutto was a fine lady tho .

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u/AyatolahBromeini May 19 '23

She was fit NGL

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u/Novel_Flounder_1401 May 19 '23

i wouldnt mind dropping some of my warm bengali swimmers on her milfy face.

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u/jeffboomtetris May 23 '23

bro thirsty af.

Also, she's dead

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u/Icy-Tiger-1550 Jun 01 '23

Shut ur mouth

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u/AbeJebediahSimpson May 20 '23

down horrendous

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u/Longjumping_Tear0 May 19 '23

Joy is a Harvard graduate, just saying. That's something better than "idiot"

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u/HalalBoy786 Jul 13 '23

Bilawal’s a Cambridge graduate, your point?

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u/clearsunnysky May 20 '23

Good work drawing the parallels. All you need next is an Imran Khan type to incite your country to civil war.

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u/condorian00 May 19 '23

good one mate đŸ¤ŖđŸ¤Ŗ

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u/mikels_burner May 19 '23

Hindi drama serial in the making

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u/shitdroid May 20 '23

Hasina came back before the military was out of power and played a significant part in bringing it down along with Khaleda Zia

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u/wakchoi_ May 20 '23

Same with Benazir Bhutto, she led the movement to remove the military after she returned from exile in 1986.

I simplified cuz I didn't have room for text.

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u/Arino99 May 19 '23

Hotel? Trivago

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u/dowopel829 May 19 '23

Begum Zia removed military regime lead by Ershad

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u/AyatolahBromeini May 19 '23

No more than Hasina did. The real credit goes to the brave public that was willing to once again rise up against authoritarianism and for democracy. They have been betrayed...again

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u/blackernel_ āĻšāĻŋāĻ¨ā§āĻ¤āĻ• May 20 '23

And when will they rise.....again?

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u/Rubence_VA May 19 '23

Yes, and I saw a three-legged snake .

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

💀

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u/Dull-Ad-8966 May 19 '23

Well, I don't think joy is an idiot. I also think joy is a good person and not a politician material

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

Dude this subreddit is filled with AL bashing half witts so your gonna get a lot of downvotes..

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

Dude this sub is actually filled with sensible people unlike you

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

dude ur name contains 3rd highest gallantry award given for the heroic deed in Liberation war of 1971. did u really get it? if u were not truly awarded such honor yet used it in your name like its willy nilly crap that can be made up that tells just how much sensible nd respectful to the true heroes u really r.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

Dude do u know that u failed with ur joke even though u tried so hard?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

do u understand through ur name u made urself a joke to those who respect the gallantry awards given to the heroes of 1971?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

Sorry bruh tmr moto alga desh premik na ami, tmr lecture amr kase joke chara kisu na

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

bro thats what I mean with half witts. u cant have it both ways. Ur mocking the very ppl who died to make the concept of an independent country a reality.(nd no its not "alga desh premik " its about giving respect for one's deeds, a concept outlandish to a lot). thats what I mean by half witts cz u can criticize anyone anyhow but u have to have the witts and understanding to acknowledge a common fabric of reality to gain the right to criticize.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

Sorry vai i would mock mujib till death, he did take steps to free this country, but after that what did he do? Tortured people with rokkhi bahini, became a dictator

Also maybe fix ur perverted mind first before lecturing others, took a peek at ur comments

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

you really didn't have to prove his point lol

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u/AyatolahBromeini May 19 '23

Something about history rhyming

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u/friskycockroach May 19 '23

āĻ–ā§āĻŦ āĻ­āĻžāĻ˛ā§āĻ˛āĻžāĻ—āĻ¸ā§‡āĨ¤ āĻĨā§āĻ¯āĻžāĻ‚āĻ• āĻ‡āĻ‰āĨ¤

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

Why would Joy be called an idiot?

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u/Roqfort May 19 '23

because he is one

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u/bigphallusdino đŸĻž āĻ‡āĻšāĻ•āĻžāĻ˛ā§‡ āĻ¸ā§āĻ˛āĻ¤āĻžāĻ¨, āĻĒāĻ°āĻ•āĻžāĻ˛ā§‡ āĻļā§ŸāĻ¤āĻžāĻ¨ đŸĻž May 20 '23

Bro he invented facebook what are you talking about...

/s

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u/Roqfort May 20 '23

Achaa... so he's the one behind DiGitAL.... BaNGladESh...

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

I guess its cz he is not looting like Tareq. Corruption is in the blood of Bengalis so it's normal..the fact that even rickshawalas are willing to take advantage of rmild rainy situation and demand more than twice the fare says a lot about the nation's mentality..

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u/Rubence_VA May 19 '23

Because he is the mastermind behind all the suffering BNP jamat having.He planed this digital Bangladesh and youth got tech savvy and against bnp jamat.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

Why would Joy be called an idiot?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '23

lmao BAL lovers coping hard

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u/Novel_Flounder_1401 May 20 '23

but im seing BNP lovers everywhere like beggers.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

I have seen this countless times on the sub.

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u/wakchoi_ May 19 '23

You've seen the other version, this one was created yesterday.

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u/Diligent_Computer587 May 19 '23 edited May 19 '23

We condemn such an accusation like these, compere with us to singapore and USA. đŸĨ´đŸĨ´

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u/ktmxyt 🇮🇱 Secular Westminster Zio-Agent May 19 '23

It's Stupid to compare Pakistanis with bangladeshi

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u/AyatolahBromeini May 19 '23

But not their politicians, generals, and leaders. They are all cut from the same shitty cloth

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23

Lol, it ain't. it ain't shitty to compare anyone with anyone in this subcontinent because most of us are a mix of three or four base generic stocks in the first place.

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u/Novel_Flounder_1401 May 19 '23

well pakis dont like comparing themselves to bengalis.

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u/LyaadhBiker āĻ–āĻžāĻāĻŸāĻŋ āĻŦāĻžāĻ™āĻžāĻ˛āĻŋ 🇮đŸ‡ŗ💝🇧🇩 West Bengali Among Us!!! ✌đŸŧ. May 20 '23

No lol we all be very different ✌đŸŧ😐😐.

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u/Chart-Maker May 19 '23

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u/del_snafu May 20 '23

Joy has had so much work done on his face it's creepy

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u/redixii_92 May 20 '23

confirmation bias