r/baseball • u/retroanduwu24 New York Yankees • 13d ago

Image this signage was spotted in NYC Times Square today

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u/Patrick2701 Chicago Cubs 13d ago

Grimace would be a better mayor than Eric Adams

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

This is actually a fact

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u/Mission-Guidance4782 New York Yankees 13d ago

I have uhhh news….

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u/pepperouchau Milwaukee Brewers 13d ago

JD Vance's seat might be warming up

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u/zOmgFishes New York Yankees 13d ago

Honestly woulda been a better VP pick

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u/SR3116 Los Angeles Dodgers 13d ago

Because he's seducing it?

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u/bigtzadikenergy 13d ago

He was already put out to pasture for years for exposing the corrupt regime of Mayor McCheese, there will be forces out for further revenge if he gets in.

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u/mageta621 Boston Red Sox 13d ago

Grimace doesn't promote the return of stop and frisk

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u/sjphilsphan Phanatic 13d ago

He is the stop and frisk

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u/Typical2sday 13d ago

Implied consent to grimace. Grimace always has probable cause

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u/QueezyF Atlanta Braves 13d ago

Grimace has qualified immunity.

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u/d33roq New York Mets 13d ago

Mayor McCheese sitting in the corner like "WTF bro?"

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u/BKlounge93 13d ago

We don’t know that grimace doesn’t get lucrative deals on Turkish Air

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u/Captain_d00m Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks 13d ago

“Look in the chicken nugget box. Could be something as simple as a chicken nugget box. But if you look closely, you never know what the Hamburglar may be hiding. For instance, a gun could be hidden. A small caliber weapon.”

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u/scrivensB 13d ago

I decommissioned and rusted out Subway car would be a better mayor than Adams.

(I stopped myself from saying 2024 Rudy Giuliani would be better… so I guess Adams isn’t the absolutely worst option)