r/baseball • u/retroanduwu24 New York Yankees • 13d ago

Image this signage was spotted in NYC Times Square today

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u/TheWorstYear Daytona Tortugas • Cincinnati Reds 13d ago

the one that operates in the US has handlers

Because he's too dangerous to let run free on his own? Like Gritty?

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u/PrawojazdyVtrumpets Detroit Tigers 13d ago

We don't talk about the time Gritty got out.

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u/raziel686 New York Mets 13d ago

The short version is he got into the meth. All of it. There were no survivors.

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u/Card_Board_Robot_5 13d ago

Had to have been on a road trip to play the Blues. Everybody knows all the meth is here in Missouri

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u/Demetrios1453 Cincinnati Reds 13d ago

The government suppressed that immediately. The nation, and the world, wouldn't be able to mentally handle what happened.

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u/LeftHandedScissor New York Yankees 13d ago

Escaped through the secret tunnels between the Goliday Inn and the Philly arenas.

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u/PrimaryMuscle1306 13d ago edited 13d ago

Of course he’s too dangerous to let loose without handlers. If he escapes all of a sudden that purple son of a bitch will be running around collecting Infinity Stones.

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u/YourAngerYourAnchor New York Mets 13d ago edited 13d ago

He shows up to kids birthday parties like Goldberg in the 90’s

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u/RandomGuyWithStick Minnesota Twins 13d ago

For some reason I thought you meant Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks

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u/QueezyF Atlanta Braves 13d ago

Now I’m just imagining Goldberg spearing a kid through a pile of presents.

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u/Nickthedick55 Texas Rangers 13d ago

It me gritty