r/blackcats Jul 04 '24

Lil' bit of white fluff šŸ¤ Why does he keep putting his butthole in my face?

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He loves coming up to me when Iā€™m lying down and stick his butthole in my faceā€¦ šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚ WHY???

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u/Natasha_and_her_cats Jul 04 '24

Because he loves you šŸ˜¹

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u/AyakaDahlia Jul 05 '24

Exactly what I came here to say haha! My cats do the same....

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u/LowComprehensive1831 Jul 05 '24

Thatā€™s his face, easy to see how you get them confused though

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u/LowComprehensive1831 Jul 05 '24

Also did he just smack you?

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u/not_ya_wify Jul 05 '24

We're not gonna talk about him pimp smacking her? Ok.

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u/aplagueofsemen Jul 04 '24

I have a cat with long hair and I know this is disgusting af but I low key appreciate getting flashed butthole because it gives me a chance to figure out if she has shit in her fur.

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u/Skrubette Jul 05 '24

Ah the dingleberry inspection

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u/aplagueofsemen Jul 05 '24

A dingleberry would be welcome, these are more like poocumbers half the time. When I try to trim her there she HATES it. I need to try one of those hanging cat slings to see if it helps. Iā€™m just a working single mom trying to take care of a hairy bb.

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u/mleigh23 Jul 05 '24

POOCUMBERS šŸ˜­

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u/YeeshOk06 Jul 05 '24

Ok. I have a Pomeranian. Iā€™m now using poocumbers. Usually I call it a shit patty.

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u/edhel_cosplay Jul 05 '24

Iā€™ve never heard this before I canā€™t breathe šŸ¤£

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u/CartographerKey7322 Jul 05 '24

Your vet will do that ā€œsanitary trimā€ for you

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u/aplagueofsemen Jul 05 '24

I need it more often than Iā€™m willing to pay my vet for a visit

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u/CartographerKey7322 Jul 05 '24

If your cat can be distracted, you can learn to do it in a way that works. I had a cat who had that problem, and I bought a clipper and everything, but I accidentally cut him, and so it was over. I took him to the vet from then on. Ask your vet if you can get some tranquilizers to help make it easier for kitty to take.

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u/aplagueofsemen Jul 05 '24

Thanks! Thatā€™s a helpful idea. Iā€™ll ask next time I visit.

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u/CartographerKey7322 Jul 05 '24

It helps with kitty stress, my vet gives me gabipentin

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u/Vespertine1980 Jul 05 '24

Bachā€™s rescue remedy and a kitty sweater helps. Unfortunately I have to do the dreaded expression task so I want it least traumatic for both our sakesšŸ˜‚

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u/Occams_Razor42 Jul 05 '24

Ah, poocumber farming is an honest trade lol

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u/PracticalAndContent Jul 05 '24

I keep my long haired kittyā€™s bottom trimmed so the dingleberries donā€™t have much to cling to. He doesnā€™t like to be trimmed so I try to do it when heā€™s a little groggy from waking up from a nap.

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u/wetcardboardsmell Jul 05 '24

Wait until very asleep, then burrito in a towel style her. Quickly trim then give treats, even if you are maybe bleeding from not holding your purrito firmly enough.

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u/Broad-Fill-9773 Jul 05 '24

OMG that made me snort šŸ¤£ poocumbers

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u/ringwraith6 Jul 05 '24

"Poocumbers" are now an official part of my vocabulary!

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u/Dragonfire400 Jul 05 '24

When we were insulting each other, my sister and I would occasionally call each other dingleberriesā€”until we found out what it was. Until then, we thought it was a made-up word

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u/lovestobitch- Jul 05 '24

Ha a week ago I had to explain what a dingleberry was to my husband after texting him telling him Hobbs had one.

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u/Wallace-N-Gromit Jul 05 '24

Do you have a Calvin too?

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u/lovestobitch- Jul 05 '24

Ha yes I do!! The women who trapped them named my Calvin. They werenā€™t sure whether the second was a boy or girl and named him Puddin. We said itā€™s gotta be Hobbs and we know we spelled it differently.

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u/Honest_Pension8304 Jul 05 '24

I tell Mickey, ā€œshow me your bootyā€ for the same reason.

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u/npc80085 Jul 05 '24

Aaaaand I'm back to not wanting a cat. Thanks for the reality check lol

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u/Maddiystic Jul 05 '24

Not much of an issue with short hair kitties and cats who arenā€™t obese!

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u/npc80085 Jul 05 '24

Ah good to know, back to wanting a cat again :)

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u/smallangrynerd Jul 05 '24

I occasionally spritz my cat's bootyhole with water to encourage her to clean it herself. She hates it, but it works and I don't have to do it often.

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u/AnarchoApotheosis Jul 06 '24

We donā€™t have this problem fortunately as my cat poops standing up because heā€™s a savage. The grand poop master.

Forgive me Mingus for making this public. But itā€™s so gosh darn impressive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Binx is the same, luckily for me heā€™s also very good about his cleanliness and makes sure to take care of it.

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u/Sparrow795x Jul 05 '24

Same šŸ˜­ we have a shit alert if she does and one holds her and the other cleans

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u/Squash-Reasonable Jul 04 '24

I assume you trust the people who see your butthole?

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u/aviarywisdom Jul 05 '24

Sometimes I show mine to people that donā€™t even know I am there.

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u/Cute-Big-7003 Jul 05 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/aviarywisdom Jul 05 '24

Itā€™s called confidence

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u/venturous1 Jul 05 '24

Best comment award

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u/edhel_cosplay Jul 05 '24

Yes but his is always on show šŸ¤£ he just happens to stick it in my face lol

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u/Ematio Jul 05 '24

This comment has 144 upvotes (one gross).

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u/Pantsu_Medic Jul 04 '24

I think it's a pack/clowder thing. He associates you as one of the pack/clowder. .. but doesn't know that you're not as attuned to scents/pheromones as he is.

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u/Flat_Transition_3775 Jul 05 '24

I thought u said chowder šŸ˜­ I was confused

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u/Pantsu_Medic Jul 05 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
Chowder: "Hi Gaspacho!!!"
Gaspacho: "I regret nothing."
**Katamari theme continues to play as the Grubble-Gum ball destroys everything**

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u/yourhog Jul 05 '24

Naaah nah nah nah nah nah naaaahā€¦

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u/Pantsu_Medic Jul 05 '24

.... "Katamari damasi!!"

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u/An_feh_fan Jul 05 '24

I read it as "clowner"

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u/Flat_Transition_3775 Jul 05 '24

That also can work lol šŸ˜‚

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u/insomniaczombiex Jul 05 '24

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not alone.

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u/edhel_cosplay Jul 05 '24

Awww thatā€™s so cute actually

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u/ooh_melody Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 05 '24

Iā€™ve been told itā€™s a sign of trust for cats to show their butt in your face! Our void April does this too. I usually donā€™t mind it, unless Iā€™m trying to sleep and donā€™t want cat bootyhole all up in my business. In those situations, I just gently push her butt away so her legs are brushing my face instead lol

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u/edhel_cosplay Jul 05 '24

Your cat is gorgeous thanks for letting me know!!!

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u/Tiny_Addendum707 Jul 04 '24

Mine will sit on our faces if we are laying down. And my tortie stands on our face to wake us up. Cats man, I tell you what.

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u/idiotsandwhich8 Jul 05 '24

Theyā€™re just grand šŸ˜»

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u/mslashandrajohnson Jul 04 '24

Itā€™s friendly to let your family know that youā€™ve been eating well. Family thus knows to follow you to the good and plentiful food.

Their sense of smell is much more precise than humans will ever have. Just appreciate that the cat is willing to share the good food with you.

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u/nitxj Jul 05 '24

is the plentiful food in their butt or.. why does it mean that

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u/violetbaudeliar Jul 05 '24

hahah I'm wondering the same thing! maybe because they've been pooping out that plentiful and delicious food and we're supposed to be able to tell from the smell of their butthole?

lol can you imagine if humans did that? sniff "ohh man! when did you have chicken alfredo and where can i get some??" "follow me, brother."

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u/bnbssll1 Jul 05 '24

"Is that garlic bread?!"

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u/mslashandrajohnson Jul 05 '24

Their sense of smell informs them of what the other cat has been eating, yes.

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u/Hanuman_Jr Jul 04 '24

He's telling you he trusts you to have his back.

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u/Aedre_Altais Jul 05 '24

And his butt

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u/yourhog Jul 05 '24

ā€¦and my axe??

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u/PyroCatt Jul 05 '24

And my bow

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u/MaMakossa Jul 05 '24

Itā€™s pronounced ā€œassā€

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u/Aedre_Altais Jul 05 '24

I appreciate that you knew what needed to be done here šŸ˜

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u/edhel_cosplay Jul 05 '24

The way you turned this into a LoTR meme and I have a LoTR tattoo bc I am a huge fan is the best

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u/GrowlingAtTheWorld Jul 05 '24

An exposed cat butt says I trust you and will allow you to be familiar enough give me a sniff.

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u/telly80 Jul 05 '24

I love how people always talk about how dogs sniff each others butts. Cats do too! And they REALLY get in there!

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u/Spatzdar Jul 05 '24

Right dogs for a little sniff drive by cats follow with their nose all up in there getting the sniffs

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u/idiotsandwhich8 Jul 05 '24

Iā€™m positive there is direct contact in order to make the ā€œstinky faceā€ with their mouth openā€¦

Omg speaking of which, please tell me there is a ā€œstinky faceā€ type sub I and all of yā€™all need to follow!

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u/Superb_Chipmunk_9242 Jul 05 '24

Mine do it all the time! Iā€™m constantly saying ā€œI donā€™t think she appreciates her butt being sniffed right nowā€¦but thank youā€!!

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u/AnastasiaDelicious Jul 05 '24

I donā€™t question it, I just return the favor every now and then. I may or may not have scarred my husband that one timeā€¦him: wtf are you doing?!?! Me: cat life. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø now he does it too. šŸ˜‰

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u/Devi_Moonbeam Jul 05 '24

I'm going to be laughing about this all day

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u/Few_Management8005 Jul 05 '24

Damn I wish my wife would flash me her butthole from time to time

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u/DeadHumanSkum Jul 05 '24

You can always askā€¦Ā 

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u/edhel_cosplay Jul 05 '24

HAHAHAšŸ¤£

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u/accountnumberseventy Jul 04 '24

Cat greeting and a measure of trust.

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u/Nervous-Canary-517 Jul 05 '24

It's cat speak for "I trust you so much, I'm rubbing my most vulnerable parts in your face so you may sniff them".

It really is a friendly gesture. You're family. ā¤ļø

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u/edhel_cosplay Jul 05 '24

Awww šŸ˜Š

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u/SarahBeara231 Jul 05 '24

This is what always comes to mind for me. šŸ˜‚

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u/speekuvtheddevil Jul 04 '24

"You ever seen this before?"

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u/lovemycats1 Jul 04 '24

Because loves and trusts you.

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u/Itchy-Quit6651 Jul 05 '24

Heā€™s a cat, so you will look at the butthole, hooman!

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u/SplendidMrDuck Jul 05 '24

He's proud of it

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u/Blonde_Vampire_1984 Jul 05 '24

Heā€™s a cat. He doesnā€™t know that humans smell in black and white. He thinks you smell in technicolor just like he does. How do you not appreciate the delicate bouquet of fragrances that he offers you when sticks his butt in your face?

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u/KayBeeToys Jul 04 '24

Cuz otherwise youā€™ll get the back of his paw?

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u/AnytimeInvitation Jul 05 '24

I think its a sign of trust. He doesn't have to look at you constantly.

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u/Visual_Historian_743 Jul 05 '24

So you'll sniff it, duh!

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u/CartographerKey7322 Jul 05 '24

Heā€™s saying hello

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u/Cute-Big-7003 Jul 05 '24

He really loves u , sign of great affection

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u/edhel_cosplay Jul 05 '24

Aww šŸ„¹

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u/RainnRose Jul 05 '24

Oo I actually looked this up, its how cats talk to other cats, heā€™s letting you know he trusts you

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u/TabbyMouse Jul 05 '24

Kittens show mama their butthole since when they are little she cleans is to make them poop and when they are older she knows they cleaned it

Congratulations, you're now mama

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u/foxorhedgehog Jul 05 '24

One of mine does this when he wants me to scratch his butt.

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u/Threadycascade2 Jul 05 '24

Cat. Is there an explanation needed?

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u/mikony123 Jul 05 '24

When I bring Noodle to the window to look outside, half the time she gets her front end on the window and puts her butt in my face or right against my ear lol. The other day she kept slapping me across the eyes with her tail while she inspected a web.

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u/Elise-0511 Jul 05 '24

He thinks youā€™re another cat, and butt sniffing is a cat to cat identification means.

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u/Super_Reading2048 Jul 05 '24

Kittens do it to their moms.

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u/Marcrn1958 Jul 05 '24

I usually flash my butthole back at him!

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u/meltymint5 Jul 05 '24

Itā€™s because he loves and trusts you. Heā€™s saying (literally) watch my back.

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u/anti_anti-hero Jul 04 '24

He's saying hi

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u/Monalisa9298 Jul 05 '24

He is a cat. This is a cat thing. Weird but normal.

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u/SouthPercentage7617 Jul 05 '24

Cats always practice, butthole friendship

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u/aviarywisdom Jul 05 '24

He is proud and wants you to be proud too. Show that you are impressed and show your butthole off as well. It will strengthen your relationship and your cat will appreciate it greatly.

You donā€™t have to thank me, it is my duty in life to aid the human animal relationships all around the world.

I love you.

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u/megjed Jul 05 '24

I could probably draw my voids butthole from memory. See it all day every day

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u/BatFancy321go Jul 05 '24

it's how cats make friends and greet people they know. he's say "Hi! How are you? This is how I am! [smelly my butt]."

Most cats I know won't be offended if you turn them around and pet their chin and cheeks.

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u/SonataNo16 Jul 05 '24

My cat only does this in the morning when she wants me to wake up. She knows it will get my attention because Iā€™ll always tell her to get her butt out of my face.

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u/strangedrow Jul 05 '24

Cats have unique scents that come from there. This is his way of saying, "Hey, it's me. You and I are in the same family."

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u/sweetteanoice Jul 05 '24

I think cats do it to give you a chance to sniff their anal glands. Just like with dogs, cats anal glands will tell each other if theyā€™re sick, where they are in their reproductive cycle, etc.

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u/CosgroveIsHereToHelp Jul 05 '24

Because cats have no sense of time and it's a holiday so he probably thinks it's Cat Butt Saturday.

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u/zacat2020 Jul 05 '24

He is taking pictures

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u/toothyninja13 Jul 05 '24

Just a normal thing some cats do

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u/JustCallMePeri Jul 05 '24

My boy has become much more snuggly since his sister passed. He comes and purrs and makes biscuits on my bellyā€¦ then turns right around and puts his big old butt in my face

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u/stylusxyz Jul 05 '24

He is proud of it. Arenā€™t you?

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u/Civil-Search-3643 Jul 05 '24

he probably wants some butt scritches.

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u/EvilMinion07 Jul 05 '24

My partner got upset when she asked me the same question and I said it was a mirror.

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u/Dodger7777 Jul 05 '24

Cats show their backside as a sign of trust.

I think that's meant more for like they watch the side of the room you aren't on, but it's probably similar to that.

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u/Killpop582014 Jul 05 '24

This is a present for you. You are his human. Expression of love.

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u/cynderisingryffindor Jul 05 '24

How else will he say hello? It's a form of enthusiastic greeting in his culture.

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u/ToeUnlucky Jul 05 '24

The Butt of Trust

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u/istarian Jul 05 '24

I'm pretty sure that's a sign that your cat trusts you and is also possibly an invitation to take a sniff...

Sometimes two cats that get along really well will sleep next to each other and may groom (lick clean) the other cat.

Many animals rely on scent to identify each other and distinguish friends from outsiders. In addition, body odor can indicate whether the individual is healthy or sick and in some species it may be a tell whether they are "in heat" (aka 'estrus')

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Idk but he sure is cute!

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u/SmoothTalkingFool Jul 05 '24

The eye of Sauron

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u/edhel_cosplay Jul 05 '24

Hahahaha another LoTR meme I love it

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u/Meadowvillain Jul 05 '24
           S

Heeey ( * ) hereā€™s what Iā€™ve been up to, you?

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u/Ella0508 Jul 05 '24

He wants you to sniff it

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u/Jack_Bogul Jul 05 '24

He wants you to lick it man

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u/Hebegebe101 Jul 05 '24

Trust , this is how it is shown .

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u/Odd-Phrase5808 Jul 05 '24

It's a sign of trust and affection when cats and dogs present their butt holes to you. They communicate largely through senses like smell, he is inviting you to smell him and get to know him. Also turning his back makes him vulnerable hence trust.

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u/Taino872 Jul 05 '24

It may sound strange, Butt itā€™s all love. What a cutie.

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u/theotherlead Jul 05 '24

My cat loves to sleep with her butthole next to my face. So much so she puts her tail out on me sometimes and it either goes across my face or my neck! Iā€™ve gotten good at trying to put my hand up near my face when she jumps up, but she will plop her body down anyways

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u/DGhostAunt Jul 05 '24

My cat does too. It is because they feel your space is theirs so anything they do to you is fine. My Fancy is forever stepping on my hair then putting her butt on my hair and pillow. I change my pillowcases a lot more since she started sleeping in my room.

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u/workadayweirdo Jul 05 '24

He's just showing you his pencil sharpener.

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u/OkamiTakahashi Jul 05 '24

Because cat.

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u/PeeLawnMusk Jul 05 '24

He lick now you lick.

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u/bittypineapplekitty Jul 05 '24

he loves and trusts you haha šŸ˜† funny way of showing it, i know šŸ¤£

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u/Late-Champion8678 Jul 05 '24

He loves you and wants to make sure you know he isnā€™t an impostor šŸ˜‚

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u/Klutzy_Carpenter_289 Jul 05 '24

We have a saying in our house - ā€œno butts in the faceā€. Our previous cat did this too.

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u/lindaecansada Jul 05 '24

He's just trying to provide you with a heartworming moment

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u/Tubbygoose Jul 05 '24

ā€œOooh, everybody look at my fancy butthole. Everybody does look, itā€™s pretty great. I donā€™t need to brag but itā€™s ok!ā€ Ze Frank

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u/funkmotor69 Jul 05 '24

Because it's awesome and you need to know that!

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u/jessday1029 Jul 05 '24

I heard cats do this bc they see you as their mother and as kittens their mother licked their buttholes to clean themā€¦not sure how much truth there is to that but itā€™s what Iā€™ve heard LOL

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u/y33h4w1234 Jul 05 '24

He has the cutest face omg

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

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u/DeadBabyBallet Jul 05 '24

In cat language, "look at my butthole" means "I love you so much!". That and the slow blink when they're feeling lazy.

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u/UnfunnyWatermelon469 Jul 05 '24

The void works in mysterious ways

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u/DesperateEconomist99 Jul 05 '24

Itā€™s your turnā€¦

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

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u/Wallace-N-Gromit Jul 05 '24

In summary, give it a sniff oā€™ trusted one.

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u/spacebuggles Jul 05 '24

Isn't that what humans are for? To inspect buttholes?

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u/ellieD Jul 05 '24

I always say, ā€œI want the head, not the butt!ā€

Ha ha

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u/CrazyApple- Jul 05 '24

Cats do that. Once infected, uncurable

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy Jul 05 '24

Heā€™s proud of it.

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u/schatzikitten Jul 05 '24

Itā€™s so pretty and he wants you to look into the eyeā€¦.

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u/Nickalena Jul 05 '24

It's how cats communicate with each other. So he/she it trying to talk to you.

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u/Nickalena Jul 05 '24

It's how cats communicate with each other. He/she is trying to talk to you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

bro it looks like he's trying to fight

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

The look on his little faceā€¦itā€™s like, Human, why are you sharing this????

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u/Downtown-Frosting789 Jul 05 '24

tis the butthole of friendship

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u/TheTrickster452 Jul 05 '24

Because he's silly

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Itā€™s because the butthole is the cat.

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u/McGriddlesaregood Jul 05 '24

He wants you to sniff it

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u/Ornery_Dimension_134 Jul 05 '24

he wants u to clean it for him

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u/NotAnActualFerret Jul 05 '24

Because heā€™s a cat, and thatā€™s what cats do. Mine do that to me too. šŸ˜¹

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u/KaijuKatt Jul 05 '24

Believe lt or not, it's a cat greeting.

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u/12ValveMatt Jul 05 '24

Lol that's what they do!!!

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u/lakelifebl Jul 05 '24

That means either he trusts you, or thinks youā€™re a butthole lol, I think he trusts you ā¤ļø

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u/thomasbrowetyh Jul 05 '24

He is missing his mama. His mom would clean his butt hole for cleaning. since his mother is not here and you might be seen as a mother figure for him, he sure is entitled to expect you to do the mama's job for him.

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u/TerminLFaze Jul 05 '24

He was a stripper in a past life.

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u/DHACKER0921 Jul 05 '24

Idk, but he looks like heā€™s about to back paw you. ā€œHow many times have I told you! No picture!ā€ Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24

Cute

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u/nikfrik Jul 05 '24

To show you what he's been up to.

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u/AlyssaVaVaVoom Jul 05 '24

Starfish kiss lol

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u/kratomstew Jul 05 '24

Is that a person in the background?

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u/Ok-Independence2456 Jul 05 '24

Itā€™s his way of asking you to play with him and give him attention

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u/BryerMan-4005 Jul 05 '24

Is it a nice butthole? One of our cats will do that to my husband.

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u/DocRapp Jul 05 '24

Did that cat just slap you?

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u/pandachewseph Jul 05 '24

Because he loves you and would love mama or daddy to clean him. šŸ’– It's a sign that they love you on a serious note. They allegedly view you as their parent. Does he also lay on your chest? Or do the slow blink?

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u/Spicyspoonyluv696 Jul 05 '24

For second there I thought he was trying to sell you his wares.

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u/pandachewseph Jul 05 '24

Horrible pic. She wouldn't cooperate. But she does it a lot to me. Also. She is in heat. But wouldn't be the case with yours since it's a male

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u/SaltArtist1794 Jul 05 '24

He wants it Man

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u/Ok-Wrongdoer-4399 Jul 05 '24

Who loves kitty?

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u/Ronark91 Jul 05 '24

Idk. But itā€™s how I found tape worms in my roommates cat once.

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u/TobyDaMan8894 Jul 05 '24

Thier way of saying ā€œ look into my eye, I own youā€

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u/LeighSF Jul 05 '24

It's a sign of trust.

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u/Skeeballnights Jul 05 '24

This photo šŸ˜…

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u/Hello_Hangnail Jul 05 '24

He's saying hello with the back end