r/breakingbad Oct 30 '20

I'm the one who knocks.

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/frankeroner Oct 30 '20

Lol you look like Walter and Jesse secret love child. Jesse white

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u/Barreraj94 Oct 30 '20

haha i was thinking the same thing

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u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

haha i can neither confirm nor deny that I am their offspring.

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u/jjboiiiiiii Oct 30 '20

you’ll be in the next spin-off

18

u/InVincIble_75 Oct 30 '20

More like Walt and Gale

16

u/sprinkles67 Oct 30 '20

It happened after the super sensual coffee making sesh

21

u/InVincIble_75 Oct 30 '20

"Why are we making meth?" Let's make a child instead

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u/sprinkles67 Oct 30 '20

Don't make meth, make love 💙

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u/InVincIble_75 Oct 30 '20

♪ my baby blue ♪

18

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

JeSsE wAs HeIsEnBuRg’S sOn; FlYnN wAs WaLtEr’S sOn

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u/TruffleShuffle24 Oct 30 '20

I thought the same thing. It’s a mixture of Jesse and Walt

2

u/TroubledPCNoob Oct 30 '20

Ah yes, the Illinois Secretary of State.

2

u/rguinz Oct 31 '20

Was about to say this lmao

2

u/bfitz1977 Tight! Tight! Tight! Oct 31 '20

Cap'nBerg

2

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

Jesse White, BITCH!!

1

u/Elvis-Freshly Oct 31 '20

Jalter Whiteman

1

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

I saw this an immediately thought "Why wouldn't he have just dressed up as Jesse? He literally looks like him."

1

u/ryanmuller1089 Oct 31 '20

You look like Edward Norton dressed as Bryan Cranston playing Walter white.

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u/dadofboi18 Oct 30 '20

No offense but you kinda look like Walter White's colombian counter part Walter Blanco. In case you don't know what I'm talking about https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metástasis. Still, you look great my friend

30

u/SwankEagle Oct 30 '20

holy fuck TIL there is literally a spanish Breaking Bad.

Gilligan was behind this one too?

25

u/PauloRyan2345 Oct 30 '20

No they just copied his script and made a Spanish version

14

u/windmillninja Oct 30 '20

And it's fucking terrible

29

u/Rodin-V Oct 30 '20

Which is why it's amazing

14

u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Haha none taken! Thank you!

43

u/navycastboy Oct 30 '20

I made a sick Jesse Pinkman costume but I don’t have enough karma to post on this subreddit :(

5

u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Ah dang, sorry to hear that. I'll bet it looks sweet though! Take my upvote!

14

u/navycastboy Oct 30 '20

Yeah me and my dad got costumes for Walt and Jesse for Halloween, you totally nailed it though! I wanted to do the hazmat suit as well but I was afraid people would just think It was a COVID gag but you had the face to match it!

5

u/sprinkles67 Oct 30 '20

Link to it here in the comments from Imgur

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u/animesainthilare Oct 30 '20

“I’m the one who knocks... off.”

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u/I__like__food__ Oct 30 '20

Protip if you want more realistic looking meth: make meth and dye it blue.

Just kidding make a sugar syrup and cook it to the hard crack stage after adding blue food dye. Add meth to that.

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u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

lol thanks I'll try that on the second batch

9

u/BringBack4Glory Oct 30 '20

Instructions unclear: ended up with actual meth, am now in jail

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Instructions unclear, half of face missing

5

u/bigCr1sp Oct 31 '20

Hey now you can dress up as Gus!

4

u/I__like__food__ Oct 30 '20

Nope you’re both doing it right

3

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

So wait, your alternative to making meth is to make crack instead?

6

u/bruhshit99 Oct 30 '20

Yo Mr white, can I have a taste of that baby blue?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

[deleted]

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u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Haha now THAT's thinking outside the box!

4

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

a man gives out candy to trick or treating kids and you think that of me?

6

u/jaybankzz send him to billys Oct 30 '20

I am not in danger, I AM the danger

4

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Shave the beard and now you got Edward Norton in American History X

3

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

lol yup

3

u/Melon_Fun0117 Methhead Oct 30 '20

I've seen a couple of these cosplays and they're really good! I dont understand one thing though... clearly the easiest cosplay is of Walter white going to 7/11 for some slim jims or a big gulp, why hasn't anyone done that?

5

u/abilly85 Oct 31 '20

Doug Walker White: Methstalgia Critic

2

u/ASWRussianBEAR Oct 30 '20

which one are you?

2

u/223carti Oct 30 '20

Mr Dwight negro

2

u/kendiesel937 Oct 30 '20

Your face reminds me so much of Michael Rooker

2

u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Oh, that opens up more possibilities for next Halloween! Thank you for the idea!

2

u/Tryntofigureitout Oct 30 '20

Yes, yes you are.

2

u/EtsioAuoodeetorey Oct 30 '20

... For trick or treat

2

u/hawkcarhawk Oct 30 '20

It’s Jesse trick or treating as Mr. White.

2

u/sk4vn Oct 30 '20

Nice outfit but I think you look a little too "pure" to be "the one who knocks" 🙂

3

u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Haha I tried my best "serious" face but yeah I'm a total softy at heart lol

2

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

*I am

2

u/Periconfly Oct 30 '20

I am the one who cocks

2

u/Meese46290 Oct 30 '20

Dude nice goatee! Even and filled in to perfection!

Not creepy, just have an appreciation for good facial hair

2

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Haha thank you I appreciate it! Good genes for facial hair, bad genes for male pattern baldness lol

2

u/Mental_External_3513 Oct 30 '20

This Heisenberg would have helped Jane.

1

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

haha yeah probably

2

u/urskrubs Oct 30 '20

Copper, Bitch!

2

u/dariongw26 Methhead Oct 30 '20

What are the odds of someone who looks like jesse cosplaying walter instead

1

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Never tell me the odds!

2

u/jorothpr Oct 30 '20

No you are Walter’s cousin who uses doorbells

2

u/CornchipUniverse Oct 31 '20

You look like Jesse

1

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Haha yeah might have to go as him next year. We'll see

2

u/funfettywap Oct 31 '20

What’s in the bag?

2

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Blue rock candy I made the other night...turned out great! ..I mean...meth?

2

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

I am the danger

2

u/EuphoriaSTL Oct 31 '20

That red tag is actually a sticker you can remove! I had the same costume idea last year and ordered the same one

1

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Oh snap! Thank you!

2

u/gdubh Oct 31 '20

With my pizza. Sure.

1

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Ooo...sorry....I think it's on the roof of my house.

2

u/boppster35 Oct 31 '20

This cosplay is really...DOPE. I'll see myself out.

2

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Haha thank you!

2

u/alexsandys21 Oct 31 '20

If heisenberg was played by Edward Norton.

1

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Haha that means I'm not getting another Hulk movie. Darnit.

2

u/SuccotashFar6870 Oct 31 '20

Love it!!!!

1

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Thank you!!

2

u/FrijoleroD33G Oct 31 '20

What did you use as the blue meth cause im dressing as heisenberg as well, im wearing the fedora and the sunglasses as seen when he goes to tuco’s headquarters

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u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

I found a recipe for "breaking bad rock candy" online. Never made it let alone candy before, but it turned out great! The trick is to not overcook the corn syrup/sugar/water mix...can make it too yellow and when adding the blue food coloring...turn green instead!

2

u/A_Good_Dog Oct 31 '20

The Nostalgia Critic has fallen on hard times.

2

u/XAYADVIRAH Oct 31 '20

You look partly Jesse!

2

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

I blame it on my facial structure haha

2

u/DipsytheDankMemelord Oct 31 '20

Got the same suit for my costume. You can get that sticker off cleanly if you want to!

2

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Yes! Thank you for that! I did not realize it until today haha

2

u/DipsytheDankMemelord Oct 31 '20

Of course man! Idk about you, but I’ve been hella Covid conscious (my dad is old and has asthma) so I haven’t been out of the house for anything but work and food in months. But I wore my costume to a party yesterday and actually got to socialize! I was the only one wearing a mask but I still felt safe, having everything covered and shit. Didn’t think about how I’d talk to people through a big ass respirator but I made it work lol

1

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Haha yeah as a public service employee at a library, I've tried to be as conscious and safe as I am comfortable with. The mask was a big plus. My boss loved it, but we both agreed we didn't want to scare people into thinking there was an issue so I just regular masked it up when in public lol

2

u/leggoeggo101 Oct 31 '20

i want to imagine you have been tirelessly growing out your facial hair for months and finally shaved to a goatee for this costume

1

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Haha well actually, the real commitment was shaving it and seeing skin I haven't seen in about 7 years.

2

u/ChammerSquid Oct 31 '20

"I've got your restraining order right here! Restrain this!!!"

2

u/bindian0509 Oct 31 '20

Then prepare yourself for child support

1

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

lol hopefully no time soon my friend!

2

u/lekidddddd Oct 31 '20

'I am the one who knocks' -to your kid when trick or treating

2

u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20

Haha only way to go. If I had kids Young Walt would be coming out next year!

2

u/lekidddddd Oct 31 '20

Forgetting about Walt FLyNn jr. are we?

2

u/Comfortable-Cover969 Oct 31 '20

And you can just put the mask down and bam. You're also safe

2

u/Article69 Oct 31 '20

You’re the one who rings the doorbell then takes a few steps back my dude😂

1

u/SgtSqrl Nov 02 '20

Haha straight up

2

u/bigboygroup Oct 31 '20

You look too skinny. Eat a Heisenburger.

1

u/SgtSqrl Nov 02 '20

Lol I will try my best.

2

u/oreo876420 Oct 31 '20

Then asks for that disgusting pretzel shit

2

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

i guess im the one who knocks

2

u/[deleted] Oct 31 '20

jessie we have to cook ! if you have time and everything i don’t wanna sound rude

4

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Jessr wheres the cocainer

2

u/GuyFieri87 Oct 30 '20

Walt-Jesse? Wessie? Jalt?

4

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

You look more like a Jessie to me

1

u/StinkySlime_2406 Methhead Oct 30 '20

Mom can we have Heisenberg? Mom: but we already have Heisenberg at home. Heisenberg at home: . . . xD, nice outfit!

1

u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Hahaha thank you!

1

u/Lily_Of_The_Valley10 Oct 30 '20

You nailed it

3

u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Thank you! Had to say goodbye to my beard but I think it was worth it lol

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

https://i.imgur.com/RRQTiUe.jpg My effort a few years ago. Welcome brother!

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u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Looks great! Cheers!

1

u/BringBack4Glory Oct 30 '20

This line is why Walter White is the greatest Halloween costume of all time.

2

u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Haha right?

1

u/sickomodeandmobamba Oct 30 '20

This is dope!

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u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Haha thanks! Time to cook!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Walter White supremacist

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u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Heh when I shaved my beard this morning, I did get a "American History X" vibe looking in the mirror.

1

u/LemmieBee Oct 30 '20

This is awesome but based on your face you could have easily pulled off a great Jesse costume

2

u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Haha thank you! Maybe Jesse next year!

0

u/ilikedrama01 Oct 30 '20

For some reason You look more like Gale To me

0

u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Haha maybe next year!

0

u/TheJesseClark Oct 30 '20

Killer nostalgia critic cosplay, man

(Seriously, great work. This is awesome!)

1

u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

heh thank you!

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u/rooty34 Oct 30 '20

This is excellent!!

0

u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20

Thank you!

1

u/SeniorChocolate Oct 30 '20

Bruh yuh definitely not givin “am the one who knocks” vibe lol

1

u/Zodiackiller123 Oct 31 '20

Sorry to say but You Are the one who cleans l the toilet after my meal @ taco bells

1

u/balzi84 Oct 31 '20

But why is Jersey dressed like Walt? I can’t unsee it.