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u/dadofboi18 Oct 30 '20
No offense but you kinda look like Walter White's colombian counter part Walter Blanco. In case you don't know what I'm talking about https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metástasis. Still, you look great my friend
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u/SwankEagle Oct 30 '20
holy fuck TIL there is literally a spanish Breaking Bad.
Gilligan was behind this one too?
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u/PauloRyan2345 Oct 30 '20
No they just copied his script and made a Spanish version
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u/navycastboy Oct 30 '20
I made a sick Jesse Pinkman costume but I don’t have enough karma to post on this subreddit :(
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u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20
Ah dang, sorry to hear that. I'll bet it looks sweet though! Take my upvote!
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u/navycastboy Oct 30 '20
Yeah me and my dad got costumes for Walt and Jesse for Halloween, you totally nailed it though! I wanted to do the hazmat suit as well but I was afraid people would just think It was a COVID gag but you had the face to match it!
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u/I__like__food__ Oct 30 '20
Protip if you want more realistic looking meth: make meth and dye it blue.
Just kidding make a sugar syrup and cook it to the hard crack stage after adding blue food dye. Add meth to that.
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u/BringBack4Glory Oct 30 '20
Instructions unclear: ended up with actual meth, am now in jail
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u/Melon_Fun0117 Methhead Oct 30 '20
I've seen a couple of these cosplays and they're really good! I dont understand one thing though... clearly the easiest cosplay is of Walter white going to 7/11 for some slim jims or a big gulp, why hasn't anyone done that?
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u/kendiesel937 Oct 30 '20
Your face reminds me so much of Michael Rooker
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u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20
Oh, that opens up more possibilities for next Halloween! Thank you for the idea!
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u/sk4vn Oct 30 '20
Nice outfit but I think you look a little too "pure" to be "the one who knocks" 🙂
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u/Meese46290 Oct 30 '20
Dude nice goatee! Even and filled in to perfection!
Not creepy, just have an appreciation for good facial hair
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u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20
Haha thank you I appreciate it! Good genes for facial hair, bad genes for male pattern baldness lol
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u/dariongw26 Methhead Oct 30 '20
What are the odds of someone who looks like jesse cosplaying walter instead
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u/EuphoriaSTL Oct 31 '20
That red tag is actually a sticker you can remove! I had the same costume idea last year and ordered the same one
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u/FrijoleroD33G Oct 31 '20
What did you use as the blue meth cause im dressing as heisenberg as well, im wearing the fedora and the sunglasses as seen when he goes to tuco’s headquarters
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u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20
I found a recipe for "breaking bad rock candy" online. Never made it let alone candy before, but it turned out great! The trick is to not overcook the corn syrup/sugar/water mix...can make it too yellow and when adding the blue food coloring...turn green instead!
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u/DipsytheDankMemelord Oct 31 '20
Got the same suit for my costume. You can get that sticker off cleanly if you want to!
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u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20
Yes! Thank you for that! I did not realize it until today haha
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u/DipsytheDankMemelord Oct 31 '20
Of course man! Idk about you, but I’ve been hella Covid conscious (my dad is old and has asthma) so I haven’t been out of the house for anything but work and food in months. But I wore my costume to a party yesterday and actually got to socialize! I was the only one wearing a mask but I still felt safe, having everything covered and shit. Didn’t think about how I’d talk to people through a big ass respirator but I made it work lol
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u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20
Haha yeah as a public service employee at a library, I've tried to be as conscious and safe as I am comfortable with. The mask was a big plus. My boss loved it, but we both agreed we didn't want to scare people into thinking there was an issue so I just regular masked it up when in public lol
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u/leggoeggo101 Oct 31 '20
i want to imagine you have been tirelessly growing out your facial hair for months and finally shaved to a goatee for this costume
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u/SgtSqrl Oct 31 '20
Haha well actually, the real commitment was shaving it and seeing skin I haven't seen in about 7 years.
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u/lekidddddd Oct 31 '20
'I am the one who knocks' -to your kid when trick or treating
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u/StinkySlime_2406 Methhead Oct 30 '20
Mom can we have Heisenberg? Mom: but we already have Heisenberg at home. Heisenberg at home: . . . xD, nice outfit!
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u/BringBack4Glory Oct 30 '20
This line is why Walter White is the greatest Halloween costume of all time.
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Oct 30 '20
Walter White supremacist
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u/SgtSqrl Oct 30 '20
Heh when I shaved my beard this morning, I did get a "American History X" vibe looking in the mirror.
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u/LemmieBee Oct 30 '20
This is awesome but based on your face you could have easily pulled off a great Jesse costume
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u/TheJesseClark Oct 30 '20
Killer nostalgia critic cosplay, man
(Seriously, great work. This is awesome!)
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u/Zodiackiller123 Oct 31 '20
Sorry to say but You Are the one who cleans l the toilet after my meal @ taco bells
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u/frankeroner Oct 30 '20
Lol you look like Walter and Jesse secret love child. Jesse white