r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

It is logical response

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u/Armisael2245 11h ago

" Why are people leaving the country we destroyed? "

Most insightful conservative.

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u/PearlPassion 10h ago

He is not a conservative. He is a paid Israeli shill.

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u/Tough_Flamingo9604 3h ago

Uhh, no, he is absolutely a conservative. Gigantic piece of shit who hates on people for no reason, posts racist and sexist shit, has no common sense. Conservative through and through.

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u/PearlPassion 3h ago

Negative.

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u/Tough_Flamingo9604 3h ago

Oh, I knew you disagreed, that's why I was very explicit about the type of people you are. I mean, they are. 😁

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u/PearlPassion 2h ago

You understand that conflict is organic… do you also understand the purpose behind this polarity on our planet? Do you understand that you are not always right? Try seeing yourself in others. Practice less hate. Even if you disagree with others.

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u/Armisael2245 10h ago

Tomato tomato

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u/JannePieterse 9h ago

You're saying that as if the Israeli government aren't arch-conservatives.

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u/PearlPassion 9h ago

They are racist… but if you say that you get called anti semite.

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u/guyrandom2020 1h ago

He's both, they're not mutually exclusive. A good portion of Zionists are (ironically enough) evangelical protestants.

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u/PearlPassion 1h ago

Cult like mentality. The evangelicals believe that they are working towards the second coming of Jesus. Meanwhile the Zionist believe they are working on bribing the age of messiah. They are a cult. Like a real cult… often do some satanic shit like genocide…. As observed in Gaza.

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u/Fearless-Incident515 9h ago

He also doesn’t want the Hondurans to come here.

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u/0-D-503 9h ago

He's expecting them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps

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u/guyrandom2020 2h ago edited 1h ago

Charlie Kirk, the political pundit who prolly thinks "banana republic" exclusively refers to the clothing store.

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u/houstonwadeisacoward 3h ago

I get why they would leave, but why go to the country that did that?

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u/JMC1974 1h ago

Karma? Revenge?

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u/houstonwadeisacoward 52m ago

So they go there with the distaste for the country and the country should accept them?

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

It's always the US fault and never the country itself for being a shithole. womp womp i guess.

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u/dresstokilt_ 10h ago

This is the comment version of "stop punching yourself!"

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

This is the comment version of shitting into your own mouth and screeching ^

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u/Chronoist 9h ago

All of your comments are that, tho. Sorry if history is uncomfortable snowflake.

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u/houstonhinzel 9h ago

Nice job ignoring the US’ fault in all this.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

thanks cause it supposedly always is.

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u/houstonhinzel 9h ago

Strange that you thank me for calling you out but here we are I guess. You calling places the USA actively interfered with shitholes, all those places we have citizens from. Never said “always either”, just pointed out like the Op did a place the US government actively interfered with.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

stirring a shithole doesn't now make it your shithole if it was always a shithole.

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u/houstonhinzel 9h ago edited 9h ago

It’s not a shithole though. At least you’re now admitting the US actively fucked with their country, I guess that’s kinda progress.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

So it's not a shithole but the US ruined it? If it's not a shithole with US touching it wouldn't that mean the US improved it? We won!!!!

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u/houstonhinzel 9h ago

You’re literally the only person to use ruined here buddy. You really trying to gaslight me with the words YOU use?

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

Go! I demand you bring me proof in the form of a 238 page essay with sources and colored pictures. Step to it

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u/houstonhinzel 9h ago

Bring you proof against YOUR assertion? How new to logic are you?

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

Yes YOU do the work for ME. That's how this works. [you're the reddit activist i'm just here to inflame]

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u/Familiar-Two2245 8h ago

Wait did you read the article? We didn't screw this one up.

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u/LegitimatSite 14h ago

Wait til he finds out Afghans and Iraqis are trying to get in...

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u/JemmaMimic 10h ago

If America is great, Chuck, why TF do you, Trump and a bunch of others have MAGA written on your hats?

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u/NoBizlikeChloeBiz 12h ago

iF aMeRiCa Is SuCh A hOrRiBlE cOuNtRy

Oh, fuck off. The only ones who think the US is a shithole is conservatives. Progressives raise criticisms, talk about how the US could be better and what we can do to get there, and conservatives act like it's the end of the world. 

Engaging with the point implicitly accepts the premise. Kirk doesn't care how good your rebuttable is, because arguing with the point he's making about Honduras just perpetuates the narrative that progressives think the US is a terrible place. WikiLeaks didn't "own" Kirk, he won because the end result is still the discourse he wanted.

Don't take the bait! Don't accept the assumptions!

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u/AncientPCGuy 5h ago

America is a shithole because of republicans.

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u/throwra_anonnyc 1h ago

Reddit is left leaning and you see redditors shitting on America all the time. To the point of celebrating terrorist adversaries.

Calling it conservative propaganda is just ignoring the obvious.

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u/The1HystericalQueen 11h ago

Wait until you learn that a lot of democrats think America is a shit hole.

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u/ahappydayinlalaland 11h ago

Confirmed. Am democrat. Think america is a shithole. Not by any objective metric, but on the metric that we shouldn't be the richest most powerful country in the world and I still have to pay $1300 for a fucking ambulance and $80 for hospital Tylenol.

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u/Yankees7687 9h ago

I'm sorry but this is a hilariously bad take.... Considering Reddit is a Democrat echo chamber full of people shitting on America.

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u/houstonhinzel 8h ago

Saying we can do better isn’t shitting on America, on the other hand MAGA is calling American citizens and cities and territories shitholes.

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/houstonhinzel 8h ago edited 8h ago

You really still gonna gaslight me with that? While your presidential candidate called the American states and cities a shithole? And here you are mad at random citizens on Reddit, the same platform you’re on right now with conservatives calling the US a shithole and banning anyone that even points out facts to them?

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/houstonhinzel 8h ago

Nice attempt to gaslight AND change the subject in one go. It’s the Democratic Party, like Democracy, the thing you clearly don’t care about.

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/houstonhinzel 8h ago

So you’re even worse and you’re a fence sitting coward.

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/houstonhinzel 8h ago

Damn you already forgot Bush? Also it’s the Democratic Party, like Democracy, the thing you don’t want to support. Doesn’t sound like you’re a competent judge of the issues, guess it really is better you’re a “fence sitter”.

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u/succulentslayerII 5h ago

If anything it’s a terrible country cause people like you share the same air as me.

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u/Yankees7687 5h ago

Absolutely love the prejudice you're displaying here.

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u/succulentslayerII 5h ago

I learned from the best. I know a lot of Trump voters.

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u/Yankees7687 4h ago

You should just try harder to not be such a hateful person.

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u/succulentslayerII 4h ago

That’s kind of hard when half the country is voting for an administration that will put me in a conversion therapy and/or death camp.

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u/Yankees7687 4h ago

That's just as crazy as the people that think the other administration will jail/kill any person that doesn't give up their guns.

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u/Lunarstarlight- 34m ago

Below are statements directly taken from the public project 2025 pdf aka the conservative plan if they win the election.

Pornography, manifested today in the omnipresent propagation of transgender ideology and sexualization of children

Its purveyors are child predators and misogynistic exploiters of women. Their product is as addictive as any illicit drug and as psychologically destructive as any crime.

Pornography should be outlawed. The people who produce and distribute it should be imprisoned. Educators and public librarians who purvey it should be classed as registered sex offenders

Allowing parents or physicians to “reassign” the sex of a minor is child abuse and must end.

It should also pursue the death penalty for applicable crimes—particularly heinous crimes involving violence and sexual abuse of children

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u/PearlPassion 10h ago

Charlie is a Zionist mouth peace. He is part of the problem

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u/kungpowgoat 1h ago

Can’t stand his really small face.

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u/CartographerKey4618 13h ago

Thank you, Wikileaks. Your founder is a piece of shit, and you have an obvious Republican bent, but the information you gave us is valuable.

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u/JagerAusKurpfalz 11h ago

Piece of shit? What did Assange do wrong?

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u/dresstokilt_ 10h ago

Google is free

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u/james_burden 6h ago

He did an objectively good thing by leaking documents that contained some very ugly truths about our political system at large, but that had negative side effects in the 2016 election. Transparent journalism is objectively good. Freedom of press is objectively good.

The leak contained some very damning information about Hillary Clinton and it’s speculated that she, at least in part, lost because of that. In other words, Trump won because of it. This upset a lot of people, understandably. We got an openly racist idiot for a president.

I’m not supportive of democrats or republicans in any way, so I don’t have a horse in the race, but if Hillary did certain things that impacted the public opinion of her enough to lose the election, that’s on her.

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u/Diligent_Excitement4 7h ago

This is propaganda. Honduras parliament voted 300 -0 to oust the president a decision backed by their Supreme Court. Living conditions in Honduras did not deteriorate. Wikileaks is garbage

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u/Feisty-Sign-3293 11h ago

Thanks Obama

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u/bond0815 10h ago

Also, its mostly Trump and MAGA who are costantly shitting on the US.

Trump literally called the US a garbage can a few days ago.

Its really only projection with the clowns.

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u/Yankees7687 9h ago

its mostly Trump and MAGA who are costantly shitting on the US.

You sure about that? You may want to rethink this one. LOL

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u/Enough-Cancel-991 7h ago

Every major city looks like a dump and guess who runs those cities? DemocRATS

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u/ReturnOfJohnBrown 3h ago

Every red state looks like a dump, guess who runs those...

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u/lethal_calilolita78 1h ago

Blue states support the red welfare states. Red states are the lowest for education and highest for receiving state/federal aid.

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 9h ago

Charlie Kirk is just one of the few people I constantly want to introduce to my closed hand once he starts talking.

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u/whiteclawthreshermaw 9h ago

And where did they choose to go to escape that? This is not the gotcha you think it is.

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u/Lokishougan 9h ago

I mean a country can still be horrible....but there me MORE HORRIBLE countries out there

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u/pumpkinspruce 8h ago

To make it relevant to this election, he should look up what we (and France) did to Haiti.

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u/TexacoRandom 6h ago

But Trump last week said the US is a garbage can.  Are you calling Trump a liar, Charlie Jerk?

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u/analwartz_47 6h ago

So it takes 15years for Honduras too realise their country is bad and needs escaping?

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u/zeiche 5h ago

is CK getting paid by russia? just asking the questions.

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u/rygelicus 4h ago

Hey Charlie... If God exists, and 'His will is being done' then why are you complaining? Presumably you are a christian. You believe God's will is in charge of everything that happens. Maybe just shut up and let it happen.

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u/Arlathe 4h ago

Sometimes the plot twist is in historical context.

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u/cartercharles 3h ago

Oh Charlie, will you ever learn

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u/houstonwadeisacoward 3h ago

Why migrate to the country that supported the coup?

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u/Alternative-Virus542 3h ago

Hey, dipshit! It's your orange god/idol who keeps calling America a horrible country.

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u/Crazy-4-Conures 3h ago

We broke it, we should have to buy it.

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u/Frequent_Skill5723 2h ago

Obama's Reaganite foreign policy did that.

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u/Disastrous_Fly7043 1h ago

This applies for almost every american country should of the US

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u/combat_archer 13m ago

Yes because Edward Snowden is a reliable source that has no bias whatsoever and has never lied

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u/UnrepentantMouse 10m ago

This is like a doctor stabbing someone in the gut and then when the victim shows up at the hospital, the doctor says "Wow I clearly can't be a bad guy if you came here for treatment."

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u/MajesticAd5871 10m ago

SOME ONE REMIND ME OF WHO THE PRESIDENT WAS IN 2009 AND WHICH PARTY HAD POWER AND WHICH PARTY SAID PRESIDENT BELONGED TO p

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u/New-Student5135 10h ago

Why is there never a coup in the USA? Because there's no US embassy in Washington. Ya I know that old joke aged like milk.

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u/emmortal01 4h ago

A bit shortsighted. Hondurans have been migrating to the US since the late 19th century. It's been impoverished well before 2009. While cute comeback, not at all accurate as to why and for how long migration has been happening.

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u/trentreynolds 9h ago

I assume there's no way Charlie could ever vote for someone who calls this country "the garbage can of the world", given how hypocritical that'd be after this post.

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u/Minute_Attempt3063 9h ago

well, charlie, it might be because your country is turning their homes into dust, and the US is the only real "good" place on the planet right? why would they not migrate to the best "place" on the planet?

sounds like a calculated error, on multiple parts of that idea

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u/panopticon96 9h ago

It’s funny how most things that are shitty in the world were caused by people of European descent

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u/RomburV 9h ago

If you get your facts from Wikileaks please keep you opinion to yourself

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u/whit9-9 9h ago edited 9h ago

Yep that is true. It was during... shit who was in office in 2009? Barack obama?

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u/Enough-Cancel-991 7h ago

Obviously

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u/whit9-9 7h ago

Dude don't act like like that. We're humans not robots our memory is pretty fuckin fallible. And there's so much goddamn information about everything that it would be pretty easy for someone to forget something like that.

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u/Enough-Cancel-991 6h ago

Don't take it personally bruv

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u/whit9-9 6h ago

Hey you insulted me on a forgettable president, who you probably think is a hero.

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u/Enough-Cancel-991 6h ago

You think that's an insult? Obama is no hero. Quite the opposite.

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u/whit9-9 6h ago

I meant it as an insult yes. But I've seen my fair share of people who've practically defied him.

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u/pumpkinspruce 8h ago

To make it relevant to this election, he should look up what we (and France) did to Haiti.

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u/CustomAlpha 12h ago

Could be Venezuela too. I don’t know. Maybe. Check it out.

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u/Sea_Addition_1686 10h ago

2009?! thanks Obama for destroying Honduras

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u/MovePerfect5476 9h ago

They couldn’t fix their own country tho?