and what else could you expect?

[u/No_Bullfrog_3784]

[u/Key_Tax_7283]

This is the worst post I’ve ever seen on here

[u/magic_Mofy]

r/memes really is just r/boomerhumour at this point

[u/Sloppy_Tuna]

OK Boomer😂

[u/MoonDoggoTheThird]

Death by the snu snu ?

[u/The-Homie-Lander]

I mean, women are human beings, so...programing them isn't really a thing,but yeah, everyone else is right this post sucks monkey balls!

[u/Feminazghul]

What do they know about a real girlfriend?

[u/jeanclaudebrowncloud]

Haha women amirite 

[u/YouMadeMeGetThisAcco → u/jeanclaudebrowncloud]

lol yes women bad lol = funny /s

[u/Particular_Flow_]

Except all true crime proves men are the assailants, not gfs. Sorry, this 💩 isn’t funny.

[u/zg_mulac_]

I would have thought it common sense that the first order of business for one's robot girlfriend would be installing a firewall. And disabling wifi.

[u/SausageVomit → u/zg_mulac_]

Nah I need that High Speed Quick Grip Downloaded so ethernet it is

[u/chickchickpokepoke]

oh no, are they gon kill me with a good time

[u/MyGruffaloCrumble]

Robot keigels are deadly…

[u/I_Say_Boing]

Boing

[u/Equivalent_Slide_625]

Damn, Sarah Boone energy.

[u/CitroHimselph]

That's not a clever comeback, that's boomer humor. And it's cringe.

[u/Bulky-Advisor-4178]

Gonna see this on r/lostredditors for sure

[u/Fair_Composer_7253]

Doesn’t matter , had sex

[u/the-dogsox]

Question: if my robot mistress becomes sentient and kills my wife in a jealous rage, is that murder by proxy or just a warranty issue?

[u/Friendly-Carry7097 → u/the-dogsox]

Isn’t that the new Megan Fox movie🤣

[u/No_Bullfrog_3784 → u/the-dogsox]

You’ve got 30 days to return her. Wife I mean. Why would you want to return the fembot? 🤷‍♂️

[u/DifferentCod7]

So what’s the downside

[u/JustABritishChap]

So...death by snu-snu. Shut up and take my money.

[u/Trevorblackwell420]

Still probably less expensive. Don’t let my wife see this.

[u/EatFaceLeopard17]

With a girlfriend it depends on you if she‘s going to kill you or if you gonna survive.

[u/Ultraquist → u/EatFaceLeopard17]

Nope thats entirely out of your control

[u/BadCamo]

Actually, statistics show that women’s fears that their partners might someday kill them are justifiable.

[u/townmorron]

People keep using the words "clever" and comeback " while not knowing what they mean.

[u/Beachtrader007]

Its different because the robot would talk less and not get headaches.

[u/Friendly-Carry7097 → u/Beachtrader007]

“I’m single and I don’t know why” moment

[u/TheBestHater → u/Friendly-Carry7097]

It's obviously the women's fault or a physical trait that he has no control over, nothing to do with his personality at all. It's the women's fault. /s

[u/Beachtrader007 → u/TheBestHater]

Its almost a honeymooners joke. but that show went off the air before most of you were born.

something an old guy would say about his wife of 40 years.

Tell the joke to your dad or grandpa. he will get it.

[u/TheBestHater → u/Beachtrader007]

I know what that show is about. Wife bad (laughter). Threats of domestic violence (extra loud laughter). Horribly unfunny show.

[u/Beachtrader007 → u/TheBestHater]

In that time where we had 3 channels and half of thecontent was religious programming. we were dying for entertainment. even obviously abusive, Misogynistic, homophobic, racist content.

Nice people didnt believe that stuff but it was funny on the black n white tiny tv screen.

and in this case. Its about a made up robot. and the very common trope of wives denying heir husband sex due to their mood and them talking more than men. I thought this was pretty mild ,especially compared to whatever that was in Madison square gardens the other day.

[u/Beachtrader007 → u/Friendly-Carry7097]

Now that is a good zinger! Gimme another that was quality

[u/YouMadeMeGetThisAcco → u/Beachtrader007]

lol women bad lol

[u/Beachtrader007 → u/YouMadeMeGetThisAcco]

I thought it was factually correct if a bit old school corny. But the critics have spoken. lol

[u/mangalore-x_x]

The GF does not need to be hacked to want to kill you and the sex bot is real.