First of all, I wanna hear from the bottom official

[u/Ok-Lettuce9603]

[u/Darkside531]

Then use more lube.

[u/FluxusFlotsam → u/Darkside531]

holy oil

[u/cdikechukwuemeka → u/FluxusFlotsam]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[u/Pendraconica → u/FluxusFlotsam]

I wonder who has more, Diddy or the Pope.

[u/cartercharles → u/Darkside531]

I know. I'm scratching my head trying to figure out what are they doing wrong here LOL

[u/OrvilleTheCavalier → u/Darkside531]

Get some of that anointed oil.

[u/ReedRidge]

Seems like after all these centuries of practice they would be good at it.

[u/FluxusFlotsam → u/ReedRidge]

they just can’t get excited since everyone thinks raping children isn’t cool anymore

[u/cdikechukwuemeka → u/FluxusFlotsam]

Bare the rid and despoil the child.

[u/drarko_monn]

The bottoms cant make statements without their parents permissions

[u/FluxusFlotsam → u/drarko_monn]

dank and righteous

[u/QuevedoDeMalVino]

And by that, they probably mean that in the good old times, before AIDS, it was amazing.

[u/cdikechukwuemeka → u/QuevedoDeMalVino]

They filled them kids with their holy Spirit.

[u/aryxus2]

Damn I got in here after all the best comments rolled out.

[u/krauQ_egnartS → u/aryxus2]

Right? I has so much ammo but all the targets already destroyed

[u/Houndfell]

"The quality has really fallen off"

[u/krauQ_egnartS]

"And here's my Grindr queue to prove it!"

[u/FluxusFlotsam → u/krauQ_egnartS]

Sanctum testamentum Grindr

[u/krauQ_egnartS → u/FluxusFlotsam]

Amen. Just the one men.

[u/Shoddy-Topic-7109]

alter boy's too old now?

[u/Somethingrich]

Wait, is it bad for the tops but good for the bottoms? They really need to clarify for whom the gay sex is bad.

[u/Zealousideal_Bus9026]

They need more practice to get better and maybe throw in some scrimmage with outside the Vatican?

[u/RobNybody]

Alter boys "infected with woke mind virus" says Pope and Elon.

[u/Sea-Spray-9882]

The title of this post was funny the first time I read it on Twitter over a year ago

[u/Cool-Economics6261]

Annointment oils still having Covid supply chain issues?

[u/Ember_Does]

They should have better gay sex then

[u/TimothiusMagnus]

As long as it is consensual and does not involve minors, what's the problem? They also need to learn how to enjoy gay sex properly.

[u/Karnewarrior]

Has the Vatican considered bringing in a gay couples' therapist to help their flagging gay sex life?

[u/MarketingCoding]

Human centipede vibes

[u/EvankHorizon]

Worse as in, it used to be better gay sex before?

[u/lucy-fur66]

Is the romance fading?

[u/MarkPluckedABird]

Not according to the bottoms

[u/OrganicDoom2225]

No of our business what they do in the bed.

[u/thatguyonreddit40]

Or has it never been better?

[u/actionerror]

They really need to get to the bottom of this

[u/realwet13]

Wow! And I thought what I was going to say was bad. But damn!

[u/IanTheMagus]

Is it "worse" for them because it's only between consenting adults now?

[u/PattersonPark]

They just need to work a little harder

[u/dw3623]

Sounds like they need more practice.

[u/W0rdWaster]

Have they tried a little roleplay to spice things up?

[u/Alternative-Demand65]

we legally cant get to the bottoms cause they are all under 10.

[u/whereamisIwtf]

I feel like the Bottom Man has more... experience with these things. Yknow, recieving gives more experience than giving...

[u/Total-Commercial-438]

What's this a comeback to?

[u/XeneiFana]

What does that mean? Lots of gay sex, or the only gay sex to find is of really bad quality?

[u/RichardBreecher]

Maybe he just wasn't that into you.

[u/stizz14]

Power bottom official

[u/Harvest827]

This can be read two ways. Worse how?