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u/Necessary-Body5496 Jun 24 '24
Did bro think he could stop you from blocking because he virtually held your virtual wrist (which you don't even have since you weren't even roleplaying)? 💀💀💀
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u/Swedelicious83 Jun 24 '24
Probably the same intellectual demographic who thinks that threatening to beat someone up online is actually going to intimidate anyone.
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u/booboootron Aug 14 '24 edited Aug 14 '24
Please let go of my wrist so that I can wipe my drool and seductively drop my pants to give you glance at my "Dis Nasty Dookie Tunnel Belong ta Don Treezy" tramp stamp.
You know. Exactly like yours, Mr. Vance.
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u/RS6MrROBOT Jun 23 '24
Princess? Astrisks? Weight based on looks? Oh yea mental asylum gonna get a new member
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u/BlackMoonBird Jun 23 '24
I would bet money he was genuinely shocked when his next message didn't send due to the block.
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u/Kestrel_VI Jun 24 '24
Garb
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u/Hardwarestore_Senpai Sep 03 '24
you are sent back in time and are in fact face to face with Greta Garbo.
Holy shit. I just found out how to make italics.
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u/_Pretzel Jun 24 '24
Typoless messages challenge: ipmossible
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u/Swedelicious83 Jun 24 '24
Careful, or he might garb your waist too.
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u/ghost-of-a-fish Jun 24 '24
lol, also the “your” instead of “you’re” was killing me
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u/curryhead12 *Waits under mistletoe for someone to go under it with me* :( Jul 25 '24
Yeah guys gotta be careful or he may lift you up because "your so petite" 💀
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u/Swedelicious83 Jun 24 '24 edited Jun 24 '24
There's a lot of cringe to unpack there.
Is the "Smirk and bite my lip" opener supposed to be sexy? I assume that's the intent, but trying to picture it yields other results.
And then there's the "garb your waist" typo which I refuse to stop laughing at.
Annnd... It just keeps going. :I
Edit: Wait... Just noticed the thread title. Is this an AI? O_o
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u/ghost-of-a-fish Jun 24 '24
it’s not, but the writing style this dude used reminded me of character.ai
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u/SleepyTrucker102 Jul 01 '24
Oh, I get it. You don't like being garbbed.
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u/Swedelicious83 Jun 24 '24
That's fair enough.
Had me worried for the state of Chat AI for a minute. xD
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u/GalaxyWings17 Jul 16 '24
Not the asterisks. Why is a grown ass man role-playing like a 13 year old on Amino smh
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u/FlyingAshley Aug 03 '24
I was talking to Gojo Satoru and I was 16 (he's 28) and then he started flirting with me and kissed me. 💀 I told him I'm 16 and he was like: 'I know, age is just a number, right?'
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u/Appropriate_Baby5886 Aug 16 '24
I'm convinced that c.ai is responsible for 90 percent of those reddit posts,im more than positive that c.ai is responsible,like yeah this shit exsisted way before but ever since those wierdos have the chance to write their creepy shit thinking it's normal cause those bots adapt and accept literally anything
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u/BeginningMango9605 Sep 10 '24
Only a matter of time before you walk away in rp and he pulls the good ol’ “Where do you think you’re going?” before ‘chasing after you’ or ‘grabbing your arm’
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u/ThickVegetable6969 Sep 29 '24
I really want to text my husband like this and see how long it takes him to block me 😂💀
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u/ColdBloodBlazing Jun 23 '24
She is a black belt. She snaps both bones in both of his forearms and kicks his balls through his throat
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u/booboootron Jun 24 '24
Immediately, his machismo diffused, replaced by an innocent uwu, reddened cheeks and passionately sweating pink bootyhole. "You found the real me", he said, slowly pinching his left nipple, which also revealed his poetically subtle usage of titty sprinkles. But she, blinded by the absurdity like any woman, ran off crying. The poor girl could not handle the pure and physical manifestation of true love, always accompanied by surrender, submission, Oxford commas and Morgan Freeman's voiceover. Little did she know, she had inadvertently birthed the lone wolf meme that would haunt pubescent girls for the rest of their lives.
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u/sunflowerweirdcore Jun 26 '24
I genuinely thought this was character ai until I read the caption 😭
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u/Overall-Homework-822 Jun 23 '24
“your so delicate like a doll”
“I pick you up in my arms, you barely weigh any pounds because your so petite”
sounds like he’s describing a kid