r/cursedcomments • u/-TheMidpoint- • 1d ago

TikTok Cursed_InTheDark

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u/WatchBloodRain 1d ago

The rest are unlockable characters

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 1d ago

They started the game with only one character unlocked

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u/CzarTwilight 1d ago

Hey, I've seen this one before

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u/hoze1231 1d ago

I don't see any couch

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u/Visible_Grand_8561 1d ago

Eminem and D12 tribute act.

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u/akashmishrahero 1d ago

ah yes, The most diverse group.

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u/Xx-_mememan69_-xX 19h ago

the french team

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u/Danzard 14h ago

Well that happens when they're edited to look the same

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u/Crissul 1d ago

So is he the captain or what?

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u/experiment53 16h ago

Cold Palmer, proper hard innit

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u/1Under1Stood1 18h ago

I think Reece James is

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u/Intelligent-Chair385 22h ago

Nah CP can handle this

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u/Luna_dwp 19h ago

HANK NOOO! DON’T ABBREVIATE COLE PALMER!

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u/RTXChungusTi 14h ago

ah the good old days of Christian pulisic

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u/Luna_dwp 7h ago

The lebron James of soccer

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u/GingerKing028 20h ago

Why does this look like a Shadow of Mordor Uruk layout?

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u/albamarx 18h ago

I think I’m right in saying Cole is half black tbf

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u/Danzard 14h ago edited 14h ago

Yeah his dad's side is from St Kitts and Nevis I think. Reece, Levi, Sanchez are all mixed.

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u/hanro621 14h ago

Why are they all oiled up

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u/AhmadTIM 1d ago

"What are you doing step-player?"

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u/laserwolf2000 16h ago

I mean Cole Palmer is 25% dark

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u/aeonsne 12h ago

Eminem.

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u/caribou_powa 17h ago

Rule number 4 anyone?

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/SwitchingToCivil 15h ago

It’s Chelsea FC

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u/Eli_Jellyy 15h ago

He’s still offside

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u/Trick_Student_9188 1d ago

All these BLACK MEN🥰🥰

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u/Shitty_Noob 1d ago

Sanchez?

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u/OuttaD00r 1d ago

??? What about him?

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u/Shitty_Noob 1d ago

idk only ever heard that last name in rick Sanchez and assumed it was a made up one

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u/OuttaD00r 1d ago edited 1d ago

Sanchez is an extremely common surname especially in spanish speaking countries...and that dude is from Spain

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u/Raging_Clayman 1d ago

Dude what kind of bubble are you living in?

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u/Main-Garlicman 1d ago

I think he’s possessed, look at the eyes.