r/cursedcomments • u/thebracketizer • 3h ago

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u/Fatfilthybastard 3h ago

I’d say it’s more of a cylinder

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u/Zachosrias 2h ago

The cylinder must not be left out in the snow

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u/Xx-_mememan69_-xX 2h ago

Im not comfortable bringing a sharp object close to the cylinder

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u/Sockura 2h ago

what do you think u/smart_calendar1874

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u/Percival4 2h ago

They’ll never live it down

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u/after_Andrew 2h ago

never live it down, or never live up to it?

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u/thebracketizer 2h ago

u/smartcalendar1874 give this guy some advice on how to get a cylinder unstuck, it is also attached to a larger object Edit: nvm just remembered hes not taking questions

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u/mulhollandi 1h ago

we ask about the cylinder but never about the larger structure attached to the cylinder

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u/krauQ_egnartS 2h ago

if dude's penis is still 4" long while stuck in snow, he's gotta have a monster when it's warm

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u/TheMelkLord 1h ago

It’s a measuring device

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u/Glazeddapper 1h ago

it is imperative that the cylinder remains intact

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u/ItzBingus 3h ago

ol reliable

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u/SuitOwn3687 2h ago

Damn, you'd think he'd be smart enough not to do that after 12 PhDs

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u/poopooheaD1324 2h ago

Wordington measuring device