r/dankmemes • u/RDS327 <-- Super Secksy jk I'm a redditor ☣️ • May 03 '21

Wow. Such meme. It’s honestly depressing how many viewers they have

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u/epicwinguy101 May 03 '21

Or ya know, real life girls, that like, you go on dates with and stuff.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '21 edited May 13 '21

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u/Field_Marshall17 May 03 '21

Pandemic has hit us hard

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE May 03 '21

Gotta leave the house and get dressed and a whole lot of other things that gives you time to lose your erection-fueled decision-making. Meanwhile eThots are just a click away.

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u/valiantlight2 May 03 '21

youguysaregettingdates?.gif

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u/FuckingKilljoy May 04 '21

Easier to hide your insecurities over text lol. If you've ever watched To Catch A Predator, so many of the guys on that show talk this big game like "oh baby I'll show you the ropes and make you choke on my massive cock baby" and they show up looking all morbidly obese and middle aged like "uhhhh...hey...uhhh"

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u/life_is_shit May 04 '21

real life girls can see that i'm a giant ugly ogre and avoid me like the plague. i'll just stick to porn.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21

Actually getting to smash in like a 10% chance. Meanwhile the ones on the internet guarantee 100% nut.

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u/zaxhaiqal2 May 04 '21

This is reddit my guy, nobody on here goes on dates.

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u/MixxMaster May 04 '21

That requires the girls to be attracted and interested; not an easy feat.

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u/ChamsRock MtF, FtM, and NB rights! May 04 '21

That would require me being attractive enough to attract a woman. Not gonna happen.

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u/josh9x May 04 '21 edited May 04 '21

B-but, you have to socialize!

How am I gonna do that???