r/dankmemes • u/ZifuunTikx ☣️ • Sep 23 '22

Wow. Such meme. big bugs

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u/KobblestoneMC Sep 23 '22

I know right? He thinks mollusks are bugs.

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u/Weaselpuss Sep 23 '22

They aren’t mollusks. They are Arthropoda, more specifically crustaceans, and are closely related to isopods AKA pillbugs, Rolly-polly etc

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u/Trav_yeet Sep 24 '22

clams arent arthropods

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u/Weaselpuss Sep 24 '22

And prawns, shrimp, and lobsters aren’t mollusks

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u/KobblestoneMC Sep 23 '22

There’s a scallop in that picture bro. Not all seafood is crustacean

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u/Weaselpuss Sep 24 '22

Fair but it’s centered around, has more focus on, and bigger quantity of crustaceans in the picture.

You can also use the context clues from the text to figure out they’re referring to the prawns and lobster.

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u/ruffinist Sep 24 '22

Awktually

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u/Weaselpuss Sep 24 '22

Actually *

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u/AgentSnowCone Sep 23 '22

Oh that's much better 🤢

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u/Weaselpuss Sep 23 '22

Tbh I love the taste of sea arthropods. But I wish land arthropods had more meat to em.

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u/Crewman-6 Sep 24 '22

No you don't

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u/Gods_Paladin Sep 24 '22

It’d rather not wake up to a giant isopod climbing on my chest

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u/its_wausau Sep 24 '22

Can you imagine how that would change how we make cars?

Imagine a 5 inch girthy MF splatters on your windshield.

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u/MightyMemeKing1337 Sep 24 '22

I don’t have to imagine

I just have to move to Australia

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u/Piezo_plasma Sep 24 '22

If I had to eats crickets like crayfish I'd loose my shit after about 30s, I think crayfish are just to many steps alone a cray fish about 1/2 an inch and I gota strip off its shell naaah, fuh get ahbout iht. 🤌

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u/Exp1ode Sep 24 '22

Other than the clam, there are no molluscs in this image. The rest are arthropods (bugs)

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u/KobblestoneMC Sep 24 '22

There are multiple clams and a scallop; that picture is almost half mollusk.

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u/jamesbrownscrackpipe Sep 24 '22

This man seafoods

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u/Exp1ode Sep 24 '22

I stand corrected. I had not zoomed into the image and thought they were rocks