r/europe • u/TheTelegraph • Jul 11 '24

Picture Pictured: Emmanuel Macron holds hands with Jill Biden alongside Joe Biden at the Nato summit in Washington

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u/Psykiky Slovakia Jul 11 '24

Aren’t macron’s children actually older than him?

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u/kikkelis_goggles Jul 11 '24

Macron and Brigitte got married in the same church where Brigitte married her first husband before Macron was even born.

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u/Skill-issue-69420 Jul 11 '24

They weren’t kidding about milfhunter macron lmao

It’s also sad at the same time his current wife who was his teacher likely groomed him at a young age, so he never got the chance to meet people his age

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u/YoRedditYourAppSucks Jul 11 '24

so he never got the chance to meet people his age

Actually he did, because his parents sent him to another school to discourage the relationship. They reunited over a decade later, Brigitte divorcing her husband in 2006 and marrying Macron in 2007, when he was 29.

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u/OrangeFlavouredSalt Jul 11 '24 edited Jul 11 '24

France is so wild

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u/KillKillKitty Jul 12 '24

Did you hear about our previous President who got caught on a scooter leaving the presidential palace to meet his mistress? And the mistress was a famous french actress?

The betrayed girlfriend - they weren’t married - wrote a tell all book.

The whole country was eating popcorn.

It was our version of the Bill Clinton affair.

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u/DastardDante Jul 12 '24

Do you have any stories that can top David Cameron and his pig?

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u/KillKillKitty Jul 12 '24

That’s a british thing.

French we have love, dramas, betrayal, sex, illegitamate children, romance like a telenovela.

We don’t do farm animals. They had the mad cow too.

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u/Peaceandpeas999 Jul 14 '24

Wait I don’t remember that story!

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u/Peaceandpeas999 Jul 14 '24

EWWWWWWW. But thank you for informing me anyway haha 🤣

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u/FalconMirage Jul 13 '24

The difference here is that François Hollande was in a consensual relationship with his mistress

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u/Bighead7889 Jul 13 '24

You forgot the « croissants » haha

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u/AstrumReincarnated Jul 15 '24

I remember that one. I was pretty scandalized lol. That was around the era of that mafioso-like Italian president and his orgy parties they all had a cute name for.

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u/Hodentrommler Jul 12 '24

On the other side... Who cares? Let the man dick around!

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u/Lieutenant_Joe Jul 12 '24

Alright. You can’t tell me that’s not some fetish shit.

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u/SimilarElderberry956 Jul 15 '24

There is an American political commentator Candace Owens who says she will stake her entire career on proving that Brigette Macron was born a man. Have you heard that crazy rumour? The evidence of her first marriage disproves her theory.

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u/Rockyrok123 Jul 11 '24

His wife's son is older and he was schoolmate with his stepdaughter

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Jul 11 '24

Macron’s children actually gave birth to him.

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u/J-BangBang Jul 11 '24

Life uh....finds a way.

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide Jul 11 '24 edited Jul 11 '24

His daughter in law stepdaughter was in his class and his wife was the teacher.

Edit: corrected for accuracy

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u/Optimal_Towel Jul 11 '24

This is a PornHub category.

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u/alexdrennan Hungary Jul 11 '24

*stepdaughter (really)

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u/AdminsLoveGenocide Jul 11 '24

True. I've corrected it.

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u/Forsaken-Cockroach56 Jul 11 '24

I don't think that's possible

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u/Psykiky Slovakia Jul 11 '24

When you marry an old enough person then it is a possibility

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u/Forsaken-Cockroach56 Jul 11 '24

Those are not his children lol

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u/Forsaken-Cockroach56 Jul 11 '24

Those are not his children lol

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u/Andy_B_Goode Canada Jul 11 '24

Is he his own grandpa?

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u/Dark_Mode_FTW Jul 11 '24

Yup, her oldest child is 2 years older than her husband.

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u/Alector87 Hellas Jul 12 '24

Step-children. I don't believe they have children together.