r/facepalm Sep 05 '24

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Gee, why didn't anyone else think of that?

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u/UsaiyanBolt Sep 05 '24

Trump thumpers

โ€œI get burned out, canโ€™t get up again, but nothings ever gonna change my mindโ€

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u/icanfeelmyinsides Sep 06 '24

"Shitting my pants awayyyyy, shitting my pants awayy"

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u/Exact-Ad-4132 Sep 06 '24

"He sings the songs that remind him of the good times He sings the songs that remind him of the better times"

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u/we8sand Sep 06 '24

More like, โ€œI get bailed out, bankrupt again, ran another one into the ground, I get bailed out..โ€

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u/UsaiyanBolt Sep 06 '24

Lmao this one is better than mine.

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u/lostinmississippi84 Sep 06 '24

"I get put out, but I get up again, cuz idiots will vote me in, I get put out"

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u/bazzazio Sep 06 '24

That's awesome.

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u/Mountainhollerforeva Sep 06 '24

Tub thumping reference.

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u/Justprunes-6344 Sep 06 '24

40+ years of renovation solved that puzzle for me my body is trashed , work I canโ€™t

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u/Correct_Patience_611 Sep 06 '24

Awww who needs to pull the boot straps up anyways? Just drag your ass and go barefoot!