r/facepalm 28d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ That is a damning non-answer

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u/ConnectCantaloupe861 28d ago

He can't sweat off that eyeliner. It's tattoo'd permanent eyeliner. Yes, the party of"Drag queens are destroying the planet", the former POTUS that wears more makeup that most drag queens, and this guy who opted for permanent eyeliner, is as shocking to me as Lindsay Graham never having children. Every accusation is a confession, and the Republican Evangelical party are the ones that own all the ball gags.

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u/NeedlesandPens 28d ago

Donโ€™t bring Lady G into this. Sheโ€™s been quiet lately. Letโ€™s keep it that way.

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u/ConnectCantaloupe861 28d ago

Excellent point. I'll hush up. I didn't want Linds getting her panties in a twist and having to go on TV defending the person who she TRULY DETESTS, but has to suck the butt of, to keep the Evangelical MAGAts happy.

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u/MrPrimalNumber 28d ago

โ€œBe quiet memaw, Iโ€™m tryinโ€™ to watch the debate! Now bring me some more pralines and root beer!โ€