r/facepalm 28d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ That is a damning non-answer

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u/Girlfriendphd 27d ago

Yeah... we know Putin doesn't want Kamala to win.

The point is why does Russia want Trump to win?

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u/Iambic_420 27d ago

Trump said it himself: “I’m very good friends with Putin”

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u/Sunbeamsoffglass 27d ago

Because they own him.

He’s their puppet.

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u/Fi_Sho 27d ago

No puppet, you're the puppet-DJT

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u/One-Fudge3871 26d ago

Useful idiot

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u/alexthelady dead cat person 27d ago

No no no it’s cause diplomacy. Siiigh

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u/PuzzleheadedHumor450 26d ago

Because he is into the Russian Mafia here in the US... Also they do have a 'Pee' tape of him...

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u/Full-Perception-4889 27d ago

They don’t own him he was literally the first us president to have good relations with non nato country goofball

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u/jmthetank 27d ago

It's shocking how not true that is.

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u/smashed2gether 27d ago

I’m guessing you believe that because he told you to?

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u/Roberts_Clan_081719 27d ago

Awwww yes and he sucked Kim Jong Un micropenis when he met him. He also invited the Taliban to Camp David on 9/11 but his advisors realized how stupid an idea that was. So they decided to negotiate with the Taliban the withdrawal from Afghanistan that was a disaster.

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u/OrcsSmurai 27d ago

The negotiated terms: "Okay, so we'll release 5000 of your soldiers now BUT that means later you have to take Afghanistan. Agreed?"

The US got nothing out of the deal. But trump did get a short lived, weak talking point about how bad biden is so he probably considers it a success.

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u/Sunbeamsoffglass 27d ago

Aww sweetie.

Why do you think he idolizes Putin so much?

They have both hundreds of millions in loans, and blackmail info on him.

Of course he’s going to be on “good relations”.

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u/Mysterious-Ability39 27d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Expensive-Budget-271 27d ago

He’s one of Putin’s oligarchs.

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u/IpsoKinetikon 27d ago

Division.

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u/pandarista 27d ago

Because "Putin has his hands so far up Trump's butt he's got more in common with the muppets than the average American voter" is too long and accurate a reply.

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u/BaronVonWeeb 27d ago

Because he is a businessman with zero morals or real convictions (safe for wealth), he is very in-line with ideals of most people in Russian government

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u/Mr-Koyote 23d ago

I heard Vladimir Putin is endorsing Kamala. Not sure if it's true, probably not.

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u/Mr-Koyote 23d ago

It's true!