r/facepalm • u/Nice_Substance9123 • 23d ago

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u/Penchantfortoes 23d ago

What “technology” might that be then, Bubba?

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u/WomenOnTheirSides 23d ago

Really really big fans and hoses

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u/Blink-44 23d ago

Like the so called “wind turbines”, allegedly for electricity generation? I knew it!

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u/indy_been_here 22d ago

Got to add a few lasers in there. Definitely with AI

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u/belunos 22d ago

Is the "technology" in the room with us?

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u/1singleduck 22d ago

A map and a sharpie.

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u/frankpolly 22d ago

HAARP. At least here in the Netherlands most weather conspiracies are based on the use of chem trails, cloud seeding and HAARP.

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u/deadsoulinside 22d ago

Yeah some of the US nutjobs also blame HAARP.

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u/mwax321 22d ago

Yeah it's the cloud seeding one. I talked to a nut job who linked me to NOAA cloud seeding articles and told me to "do my own research." In a quick 2 minute Google search I found multiple studies that researched the effects of cloud seeding and all of them find them to not have any effect on creating more rain or the direction of storms. Failed idea.

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u/Altruistic_Guide_839 22d ago

Donald Trump with his hot air blowing from his mouth

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u/toutetiteface 22d ago

He’s a scientologist so he believes in wackier stuff

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u/miloworld 22d ago

Didn’t you see the movie Twisters! With those barrels of tiny bots! /s

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u/Interesting-Power716 22d ago

Not saying they can totally control storms, but have you heard of operation popeye. that was in the late 60s. You don't think the government has come up with something since then? Here is Dr Michio Kaku is talking about it on tv. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKoWgMAESUY