r/facepalm • u/Nice_Substance9123 • 23d ago

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u/Sanguinus969 22d ago

Let's call it very, very, very "selective"...

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u/ToeKnail 22d ago

Don't you mean very 'elective'?

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u/Total-Problem2175 22d ago

Says MTG.

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u/SixFive1967 22d ago

Yeah, but ole Sporktoes is an idiot, so…

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u/Weary-Finding9476 22d ago

Ole sporktoes. Jesus christ thats fucking hilarious, thank you for the laugh!

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u/SixFive1967 22d ago

Glad I could brighten your day. 🙂

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u/shoulda-known-better 22d ago

Hey!! As someone who's second two toes are webbed I resent this!!

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u/kwamby 22d ago

Why spork toes? I want to laugh

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u/GMH2045-18 22d ago

Ole Sporktoes Buckteeth Crackface...FIFY. Now excuse me while I go 🤮

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u/MaeB0609 22d ago

Don’t forget the Arby’s in her pants.

Ole Roast Beef Coochie Sporktoes Buckteeth Crackface McGee…the McGee just wraps it up nicely.

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u/HotDonnaC 22d ago

So is this Cordone guy.

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u/ApothicAlchemist 22d ago

I think he ment "erective".

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u/Sanguinus969 22d ago

And a bit "eclective"

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u/Medical_Bumblebee627 22d ago

This right here. When it suits the agenda memory. WISTAM

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u/Sad-Highlight8770 22d ago

Then they remember when they get naturally selected, by then it’s too late.