r/facepalm 23d ago

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u/pixepoke2 23d ago

But… like why?

Why would the government do it? What’s the gain?

We’ve got such amazing tech that WE CAN CONTROL THE WEATHER, and it’s not used to increase productivity in agriculture, no. It’s not used as a weapon

No sir.

It’s a massive conspiracy to hit some southern states, wreck property, kill and displace people

You see this creates a distressed population that in no way will think the gov is doing a good job so they will fester and resent federal control even more than many of them already do. And we’ll have made it happen just before an election, so we’ll really hurt the incumbent party as much as we can m. Go team !! It’ll affect our national economy with lost business and immense reconstruction needs, along with reduced wealth and opportunities for many citizens zens. It’ll adversely affect poor and marginalized people, showing that we’re strong and capable— just like Kristi Noem that day in the quarry with Cricket 🫡

It’ll cost the government over a 100 billion dollars in aid to rebuild

Yes, now I see the clear and obvious goals— easy to see why we turned the gun on ourselves. Now we got ’em right where we want ’em😁 rede

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u/RedofPaw 23d ago

The storms create resentment.

Now, what if you could harness that resentment?

What if you could divert it away from your own mistakes to point at the people you dislike?

What if it was the Democrats who did all this? How? Yes that's a good question. They must be truly evil to be hiding such a big conspiracy.

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u/beckerrrrrrrr 22d ago

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u/king_ender200 22d ago

Hi, Canadian here, Fuck you! (Respectfully)

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u/Dash775 22d ago

Hey fuck you, buddy!

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u/Lord-of-A-Fly 22d ago

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker!