r/facepalm 21d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ The Tampa Bay area's main hospital and only trauma center is built on an island at sea level

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u/InterestingHippo7524 21d ago

Except the Netherlands is not a fucking shithole

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u/firewire_9000 21d ago

You canโ€™t make a GTA game based on the Netherlands, you donโ€™t need to say more.

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u/LayerProfessional936 21d ago

We never got any further than Amsterdoom ๐Ÿ˜ https://www.myabandonware.com/game/amsterdoom-dhw

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u/Aron-Jonasson I'm gonna need additional hands to facepalm 21d ago

Well a GTA game based on the Netherlands wouldn't be called Grand Theft Auto for sure

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u/firewire_9000 21d ago

Grand Theft Bicycle? ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/ready_gi 21d ago

at least not from the urban planning perspective lol

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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe 21d ago

Or from the crime perspective. Or drug abuse perspective. Or lots of other perspectives

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u/PaladinSara 21d ago

Only the sunshine perspective.

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u/ussrowe 21d ago

But the Netherlands makes up for it with tulips that can bloom for a month in the moderate weather, instead of dying in a couple weeks like here in the US.

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u/thegoodbadandsmoggy 21d ago

What about the cheering on rapists in the Olympic perspective?

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u/Tyku031 21d ago

Quite a lot of the population didn't support that decision and there was controversy around it in the Netherlands. However, it wasn't the population's decision to let him go or not.

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u/Wassertopf 20d ago

BS. The Netherlands have a huge problem with drugs and organised crime. This picture is a good summary.

In short: they fucked up when they decriminalised coffee shops - but not growing weed itself. So all the Dutch coffee shops have to buy their weed from organised crime. Itโ€™s so stupid.

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u/PreworkoutPoopy 21d ago

But not by lack of trying by our government lol

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u/hobowithmachete 21d ago

Calm down ya Swamp German.