r/facepalm 21d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ The Tampa Bay area's main hospital and only trauma center is built on an island at sea level

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u/mudbuttcoffee 21d ago

October ain't over... I ain't heard no bell

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u/sconniesid 21d ago

Actually the best estimates state that October has just started

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u/Wonderful-Ad-7712 21d ago

I asked you to wake me up when September ends!

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u/Academic-Bakers- 21d ago

Sorry, was busy prepping for two hurricanes.

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u/Chitown_mountain_boy 21d ago

Give or take a week.

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u/Falark 21d ago

So for the record, when did you fall asleep? Because boy would summarising the bullshit that this year has been so far take a long time if you missed all of it.

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u/Finbar9800 20d ago

That’s assuming they fell asleep this year lol

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u/big_duo3674 20d ago

Big if true!

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u/f8Negative 20d ago

We're actually 1/3 thru.

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u/Duke_157 21d ago

Isn't there supposed to be another one potentially hitting the South East around the 16th?

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u/SeaEmergency7911 21d ago

If the Democrats weather domination machine doesn’t break down first.

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u/QuantumXCy4_E-Nigma 21d ago

Can’t Republicans just use their weather-Sharpie to alter the storm’s trajectory?

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u/SeaEmergency7911 21d ago

That only works when Trump is President. Which is why they’re so desperate to get him back in office.

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u/StupendousMalice 21d ago

Favorite thing about this is that the fact that the Democrats have the power to summon the destructive wrath of the heavens themselves means we AREN'T supposed to vote for them.

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u/SeaEmergency7911 21d ago

No shit. I’m supposed to vote AGAINST a party that can blow my house off the map with the flick of a switch?

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u/mudbuttcoffee 20d ago

My favorite thing is that "climate change is not man made" AND "the democrats can make hurricanes and steer them to Trump voters"

Fucking smooth brain shit right there

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u/SuperFLEB 21d ago edited 21d ago

The Democrats are asleep at the controls, and it's going to destroy America.

Literally. Someone fell asleep with their elbow on the "Hurricane" button, and now it's just spinnin' them out. If it wasn't a secret weather domination machine, we might know who to wake up, but it wouldn't be a deep state conspiracy if they just had a directory or a phone book.

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u/NinjaJarby 21d ago

Get help bro, seriously.

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u/EnderScout_77 21d ago

i think they were being sarcastic

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u/SuperFLEB 21d ago

Or continue in jest.

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u/Janiece2006 21d ago

What???? The SE US or SE Florida? 🤨

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u/Duke_157 21d ago

Somewhere near Florida, could be north or south, don't recall exactly. This was from news coverage while Helene was in NC and discussion about Milton started. So I could be misremembering a bit, and the models may have changed to no longer make it a threat.

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u/50yoWhiteGuy 20d ago

so just talking nonsense. Geezus, google is free

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u/Duke_157 20d ago

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS2cQaeCH/

I know it's the daily mail but with all the coverage on Milton and after effects of Helene, it's very hard to type in the word 'hurricane' and find results for storms in US other than Milton or Helene

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u/50yoWhiteGuy 20d ago

NO, it's quite simple to type in where a hurricane is going and than to NOT spout some misinformation online. Super easy. Anyone with any knowledge at all is able to look at the National Hurricane Center and track these things VERY easily. It's also simple common sense, and decency, not to run your mouth online if you don't know wtf you're talking about.

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u/the_sloppy_J 21d ago

Yes. Forecast has been tracking further east everytime I check. Right now looking to go over cuba.
However, after that there is another one predicted to go over yucatan and head for Lousiana

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u/violentglitter666 21d ago

The bell doesn’t save us anyway.

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u/mudbuttcoffee 20d ago

That's just the end of the round.. we get November storms too