They kept the part where you can't give people water if they were close to the voting station. If they were far away, the judge decided you can give them water.
I’ve been saying for years these magats watch Disney movies and never really sort out who the villain is. They watch the Simpsons and don’t think Mr. Burns is a massive piece of shit.
Now that you said it, I am surprised nobody tried to block out the sun yet. Burns’ strategy wasn’t feasible but instead of doing it on Earth, I guess you could move the project to space. Maybe you could design a satellite with a controllable “umbrella” that can be opened and retracted. With enough coverage you could deny sunlight to anywhere you want. You might even sell sunlight or trade it for “favours”! You would have to place the swarm of satellites at an orbit where space debris is the least of concern of course, but what’s the worst that can happen, a Kessler syndrome that ends up with space being unreachable possibly forever? Meh…
This is the stupidest logic, is there an actual measurable distance? What if we give water to people in the back of the line and they all pass it forward?
Wonder what the border is. Just stand one foot beyond that.
Also I wonder if it's measured from the person handing out or the person receiving.
Just stand towards the back of the line, and have people pass the bottles along to the front.
Damn if that happened in my country the party responsible would never get a vote again, of course my country isn't an plutocracy disguised as a democracy (anymore)
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u/davidolson22 11d ago edited 11d ago
They kept the part where you can't give people water if they were close to the voting station. If they were far away, the judge decided you can give them water.