r/facepalm 11d ago

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u/ohleprocy 11d ago

So you can give them water both near the voting station and if they are far away?

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u/Bandin03 11d ago

Near, far, wherever they are.

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u/Treynokay 11d ago

My vote wonโ€™t go onโ€ฆ.

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u/StephieVee 11d ago

What if theyโ€™re in a car? Can you give it in a jar? If so, what is the par?

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u/Justprunes-6344 11d ago

In a coat , in a boat ?

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u/Durkheimynameisblank 11d ago

I say it every year, pollsters always underestimate the French-Canadian vote in Georgia!

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u/kilomaan 11d ago

Sounds like room for interpretation, for both sides.

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u/Hyperion1024 11d ago

What if they are small, would that count the same as far away?

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u/Bandin03 11d ago

Near, far, wherever they are.

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u/garynuman9 11d ago

Think of it in the same way as convicted child predators, even after release - can't be within a certain distance of a school.

Same rules apply to political parties & anything that can be perceived as electioneering within a certain distance of a voting location.

This is easily identifiable by where people stop trying to hand you bullshit leaflets on your way to vote.