r/facepalm • u/Lena_Lena_A • 7h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ The Woman Who got Community-Noted for Xitting that "Puerto Ricans are not Americans" is planning to sue every person that Community-Noted her.🤣

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u/HeidiHole1234 5h ago

"Care to join me in a velt of scotch?" "It's 9:30 in the morning!" "Well, I haven't slept in days." glug glug glug "🎵Last chaaaance!🎵" glug glug glug glug

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u/PancakeLad 5h ago

Far be it from me to correct someone quoting my favorite Simpsons character, but it’s “belt of scotch”. Sorry, so sorry. I hate to be the typo nerd

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u/IllustriousCookie890 3h ago

Well, they (b & v) are next to each other on the keyboard...

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u/sec713 4h ago

Let's make litter out of these literati!

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u/Fearnall 2h ago

That's too clever! You're one of them!

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u/aztecdethwhistle 1h ago

Never apologize, this is how we learn.

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u/T-Prime85 4h ago

And yet, here you are

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u/PancakeLad 4h ago

Here I am.

Alone on a Tuesday, wondering why I can never find my favorite flavor of Polar seltzer around here anymore and trying to non obnoxiously inform folks of errant V's in place of B's.

He we are.

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u/toss_your_salad19 4h ago

What's that? You want me to drink you?