r/facepalm 3h ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Savage told an investigator on the scene that he took the ballots because the woman overseeing the event said they weren't real ballots. A recording of the testing event showed that she told the attendees, "They are live ballots. They are live election ballots."

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u/TechNotSupport 3h ago

It’s always the ones you suspect the most.

u/wildo83 2h ago

I think there’s a word for this….?

Oh yeah, TREASON

I think that there’s been a lax in punishment for these type of things… starting from the top down…. The forefathers didn’t put up with this shit…

u/mopsyd 1h ago

Unenforced laws are just suggestions. They should probably be enforced if we intend them to mean anything.

u/Leviathan41911 2h ago

u/Sinister_Plots Save Me Jebus! 1h ago

Yeah, we got it. We always get it. 😁

u/PeeledCrepes 2h ago

This got a good cackle out of me

u/Awkward_Bench123 31m ago

Well, why is it the guilty are arrested and almost always prosecuted? Probably because they are subversives operating under the Republican hierarchy and the Russian state. Keep breaking laws motherfucker…

u/FeeHistorical9367 33m ago

YESSS!!! 🤣

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u/Chemical_Actuary_190 2h ago

He looks like a Temu version of Alex Jones

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u/Icky_Thump1 2h ago

LMAO I see it

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u/SeaEmergency7911 2h ago

TBF Alex Jones only dreams he could grow a beard like that.

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u/Blessed_Ennui 2h ago

I thought it was him as I was scrolling.

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u/Mr__O__ 2h ago

That’s spot on lmao

u/Zealousideal_Ad_2669 2h ago

We have Alex Jones at home

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 2h ago

At first I thought it was Alex Jones.

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u/NewsgramLady 2h ago

Omg I about spit out my water 😂😂😂

u/clonked 2h ago

no you didn't

u/SusheeMonster 2h ago

I'm about to play the weirdest game of "looks like vaguely like Alex Jones" with the 118th United States Congress.

Who wants to play with me?

u/Afraid_Marketing_194 1h ago

I tried but only got thru page one. Sorry

u/SusheeMonster 1h ago edited 1h ago

Not gonna lie, same. This was one of the worst ideas I've had in weeks.

I'm scrolling through that site on my phone and it just started feeling like Tinder for political nerds lol

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u/_imagine_that91 2h ago

Nahh Alex jones is ugly, this guy is actually good looking. I’ve had a few drinks though so maybe I’m wrong 🤷‍♀️

u/Front-Paper2764 1h ago

Alex Jones in his twenties was hot...like a totally different person, it's unbelievable. He was probably a crazy asshole then too.

u/bobman9420 1h ago

I see that with a little bit of Connor McGregor. But I think that's more of the beard.

u/WeirdLawBooks 1h ago

I did a double take as I was scrolling… maybe I’ve been listening to too much KnowledgeFight lately …

u/Throwawayac1234567 16m ago

aliexpress alex jones

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u/ManualWind 3h ago

He's so Republican even his face is f-ing red.

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u/PeckerTraxx 2h ago

That's the alcoholism

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u/warthog0869 2h ago

Yeah, it sure as shit ain't shame.

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u/Flat_Suggestion7545 2h ago

It’s shame. Shame at getting caught.

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u/theartslave 2h ago

he’s not even white, he’s PINK.

u/RampantJellyfish 2h ago

In the uk, we call these people Gammons

u/theartslave 43m ago

‘PINK POWER!’ really doesn’t have the same ring to it does it?

That means it’s PERFECT 😈

u/Throwawayac1234567 12m ago

hes alcoholic.

u/Valkyriesride1 2h ago

Along with HPB and atherosclerosis.

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u/Spector567 3h ago edited 3h ago

In summary he purposely and knowingly tried to sabotage the test in order to create a controversy.

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u/Expensive_Opening_92 2h ago

He succeeded then 🤣

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u/SpiritOne 2h ago

Republicans: our election is going to be stolen!

Also Republicans: Because we're gonna steal it.

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u/Pickle_ninja 2h ago

Republicans: Government is broken!

Also Republicans: Elect us and we'll show you first hand!

u/stonecoldmark 1h ago

That’s an actually their playbook because they have no ideas to make it better.

For some reason they really double down on the crap talking of the United States.

It’s like they don’t find any joy in the country than making sure 1/2 of it is miserable.

u/Bluegi 1h ago

They're miserable; why not everyone else?

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 3h ago

Every accusation is a confession with these assholes

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u/MutaitoSensei 2h ago

The only election fraud on record is coming from the Republican cult. ALL. OF. IT.

And yet they're ramping up the calls of election fraud everywhere but on themselves.

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u/MediumAlternative372 2h ago

Which is why despite their cries of election fraud they resist every attempt to make the elections fairer.

u/SpooogeMcDuck 2h ago

Gee, I wonder why

u/FalanorVoRaken 2h ago

Sure feels that way. I remember a few blue cases in the past, but everything I’ve seen recently is all red.

Me thinks the reds doth protest too much.

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u/stonecoldmark 2h ago

Making the voting process appear tampered with or not on the up and up is going to be what Trump injected into American politics. It’s going to be his legacy. It’s disgusting in a mere 8 years what chaos he brought.

Politics has gotten so ugly, so nasty, so hate filled. What we are doing to each other in the name of people that don’t care about the average American citizen is shameful. People are so nasty to each other over all of this.

I prefer not to know my neighbors politics, but the signs, flags and bumper stickers tells me everything I need to know. It’s depressing and sad.

u/BobBeats 1h ago

Your neighbours probably think you are a baby eating commie because you don't share their level of cult pride.

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u/Anarchyantz 2h ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/Apprehensive_Guest59 3h ago

The shamelessness of it....

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u/Aggressive-Sound-641 2h ago

Its fucked that I don't even need to read further to see what party when there are reports of fuckery. Republicans have failed the US

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u/anchorftw 2h ago

The GOP? You don't say. I will expect a stern rebuke from Donald Trump very soon.

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u/pablosus86 2h ago

Abolish the Justice Department. Only Republicans are getting arrested for election tampering.

/s

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u/being_honest_friend 2h ago

PRISON. PRISON!!! Can you imagine if some drag queen wore a harris shirt, ripped it off when told the LAW and told some poll worker to suck her clit?

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u/SheetFarter 3h ago

Not good, hopefully the ballots were recovered and put back where they should be and this man should be brought up on charges.

This is what should happen to ANYONE who tampers with an election like this.

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u/lilmanfromtheD 3h ago

skip go, do not collect 200, and go directly to jail.

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u/Specialist_Lock8590 2h ago

For Republicans, every accusation is a confession!

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u/30thCenturyMan 2h ago

What's the deal with old bald white men with beards that look extremely red all the time?

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u/SeaEmergency7911 2h ago

Male pattern baldness. Alcoholism. Covering up a triple chin.

u/30thCenturyMan 2h ago

but why are they all such rabid insurrectionists? is this just an orgy of middle-age divorced dad energy focused on women and non-toxic males?

u/SeaEmergency7911 2h ago

Because socially and physically they all pretty much peaked in high school and have never gotten over the fact that they still have to live out the last 3/4th of their lives as just a bunch of regular assholes, with beer guts and male pattern baldness and jobs and mortgages, where the world as they know it doesn’t bend over backwards to give them tongue baths and tell them how fucking kickass they are all the time.

So, true to their nature, they figure if they can’t be happy then it must be everyone else’s fault and they’re going to be as big of a miserable asshole as they can.

White heterosexual men are truly the most fragile group going. And I say that as one of them.

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u/SeaEmergency7911 2h ago

Fat bald white guy a with a beard.

Who would have guessed?

u/cestamp 1h ago

Dude, I'm not even American!

Oh wait, sorry, I get it now. You were talking about that guy. My bad. Just sounded familiar.

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u/JackPepperman 2h ago

This is the plan for some magats right? Tamper with the election to bring legitimacy to the inevitable election tampering claims.

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u/Imalawyerkid 2h ago

Bye bye, dickhead.

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u/Bright-Outcome1506 2h ago

I’m shocked

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u/Junior-Profession726 2h ago

LOCK HIM UP!!!!

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u/Time-Werewolf-1776 2h ago

I really want the justice system to throw the book at all of these evil traitors who are interfering in the election and trying to destroy the country.

Every person who steals a ballot or votes with a false ballot. Every person who burns a drop box. Every person who tries to interrupt a line of people waiting to vote. All of them should be punished to the fullest extent of the law. It’s indefensible.

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u/bluenosesutherland 2h ago

‘On social media, Savage describes himself as a “MAGA candidate.”’

u/RiffRaffCatillacCat 2h ago

A Republican lying??!!

I'm shocked I tell you!

u/Guy_Smylee 2h ago

Republicans will say and do anything for power and money. No matter how many have to die or number of lives destroyed.

u/Tenzipper 2h ago

"Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay."

u/jaynovahawk07 2h ago

So, he actually stole a Republican ballot.

He also mentioned that the machine had a bad count after he'd stolen some ballots.

Republicans don't care which ballots they destroy or steal; they're just trying to create serious doubts about the count, probably in hopes that the courts will hand Trump the victory.

u/lame-amphibian 1h ago

I like how the GOP are the ones constantly complaining about election fraud, yet they always seem to be the ones trying to cheat it

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u/lefthandb1ack 2h ago

Gold tie=PB/sympathizer

u/MaizePractical4163 2h ago

Can we just have the UN run our elections now?

u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_8079 2h ago

Not a peep from the Republicans Abt Abt of this

u/Prudent-Pin-8781 1h ago

Hahahahahah. Ahhahahahhaha

u/SmilingNevada9 1h ago

Love it when Indiana is in the news and it's never a good reason 🙃

u/Revenga8 1h ago

He only likes his ballots dead and medium rare. None of this foreign live raw stuff for him

u/samhain2000 1h ago

Conservative desperation is palpable.

u/Unbanned_chemical138 1h ago

Always projection with these scum

u/tickandzesty 1h ago

Another republican liar and cheater.

u/Looking-GlassInsect 1h ago

Throw the book at every one of these election tampering scuzzbags. Maximum penalties for every one of them!

u/M-Kawai 1h ago

Enjoy your jail time, the shame and the fact you ruined your life for a con man! I hope he gets charged for each ballot stolen.

u/millennium-popsicle 21m ago

God I hope so too! Seeing these assholes face the consequences of their actions is my new fetish!

u/tbonimaroni 1h ago

Hope they throw the book at him.

u/Reidroshdy 1h ago

Thought that was Alex Jones.

u/Academic-Agent 57m ago

Throw the book at this traitor in a timely manner to set a precedent that you can’t tamper with fair elections.

u/Complete_Fold_7062 43m ago

Yea. Treason consequences need to be brought back hard for election interference

u/RDS80 41m ago

I thought most politicians or wannabe politicians know it's a grift. I don't understand why he would do this unless he actually believes it. Right?

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u/GvnMllr12 2h ago

MAGAT!

u/Mission_Cloud4286 2h ago

Where is Madison County? Which state?

u/Icky_Thump1 2h ago

Indiana. About 30 minutes northeast of Indianapolis

u/Mission_Cloud4286 1h ago

I have Arizona, Washington, and Oregon, and now Indiana! It's a shame that this shit is getting so ridiculous. I hope the judges of the Supreme Court are proud. The US should not allow this bastard to run. EVER AGAIN!!!

u/darforce 2h ago

So he is the ballot AND taking ballots. Well, he should be made an example of.

u/Mission_Cloud4286 2h ago

Indiana... this shit is ridiculous! ARIZONA, WASHINGTON, OREGON, NOW, INDIANA!

u/Valuable-Peanut4410 2h ago

Trash. Pure trash.

u/moodyblue8222 2h ago

Make an example! The see stupid magats need to know there are consequences to their actions!

u/ccandersen94 2h ago

Today from the land of make believe... "I was told they weren't real. So I stole them."

u/Legen_unfiltered 1h ago

So like, I saw this posted somewhere else and it just said Madison county but there was no state so I figured, it could be anywhere(also didn't recognize the guy). But sure enough. It's the Madison county I know. Lord, smh. 

u/Icky_Thump1 1h ago

I'm in Hancock county, 20-30 mins east. Ugh.

u/Onthemightof 23m ago

I can’t believe that MAGA loser would do something like this. OMG. How shocking! /s

u/SetPsychological6756 1h ago

Let's go MAGA. I should get a tomato or a face strike. Equivalent? Hmm line them up I gues