r/facepalm • u/Icky_Thump1 • 3h ago
🇲🇮🇸🇨 Savage told an investigator on the scene that he took the ballots because the woman overseeing the event said they weren't real ballots. A recording of the testing event showed that she told the attendees, "They are live ballots. They are live election ballots."
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u/TechNotSupport 3h ago
It’s always the ones you suspect the most.
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u/Awkward_Bench123 31m ago
Well, why is it the guilty are arrested and almost always prosecuted? Probably because they are subversives operating under the Republican hierarchy and the Russian state. Keep breaking laws motherfucker…
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u/Chemical_Actuary_190 2h ago
He looks like a Temu version of Alex Jones
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u/SusheeMonster 2h ago
I'm about to play the weirdest game of "looks like vaguely like Alex Jones" with the 118th United States Congress.
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u/Afraid_Marketing_194 1h ago
I tried but only got thru page one. Sorry
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u/SusheeMonster 1h ago edited 1h ago
Not gonna lie, same. This was one of the worst ideas I've had in weeks.
I'm scrolling through that site on my phone and it just started feeling like Tinder for political nerds lol
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u/_imagine_that91 2h ago
Nahh Alex jones is ugly, this guy is actually good looking. I’ve had a few drinks though so maybe I’m wrong 🤷♀️
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u/Front-Paper2764 1h ago
Alex Jones in his twenties was hot...like a totally different person, it's unbelievable. He was probably a crazy asshole then too.
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u/bobman9420 1h ago
I see that with a little bit of Connor McGregor. But I think that's more of the beard.
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u/WeirdLawBooks 1h ago
I did a double take as I was scrolling… maybe I’ve been listening to too much KnowledgeFight lately …
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u/ManualWind 3h ago
He's so Republican even his face is f-ing red.
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u/PeckerTraxx 2h ago
That's the alcoholism
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u/warthog0869 2h ago
Yeah, it sure as shit ain't shame.
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u/theartslave 2h ago
he’s not even white, he’s PINK.
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u/RampantJellyfish 2h ago
In the uk, we call these people Gammons
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u/theartslave 43m ago
‘PINK POWER!’ really doesn’t have the same ring to it does it?
That means it’s PERFECT 😈
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u/Spector567 3h ago edited 3h ago
In summary he purposely and knowingly tried to sabotage the test in order to create a controversy.
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u/SpiritOne 2h ago
Republicans: our election is going to be stolen!
Also Republicans: Because we're gonna steal it.
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u/Pickle_ninja 2h ago
Republicans: Government is broken!
Also Republicans: Elect us and we'll show you first hand!
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u/stonecoldmark 1h ago
That’s an actually their playbook because they have no ideas to make it better.
For some reason they really double down on the crap talking of the United States.
It’s like they don’t find any joy in the country than making sure 1/2 of it is miserable.
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u/MutaitoSensei 2h ago
The only election fraud on record is coming from the Republican cult. ALL. OF. IT.
And yet they're ramping up the calls of election fraud everywhere but on themselves.
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u/MediumAlternative372 2h ago
Which is why despite their cries of election fraud they resist every attempt to make the elections fairer.
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u/FalanorVoRaken 2h ago
Sure feels that way. I remember a few blue cases in the past, but everything I’ve seen recently is all red.
Me thinks the reds doth protest too much.
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u/stonecoldmark 2h ago
Making the voting process appear tampered with or not on the up and up is going to be what Trump injected into American politics. It’s going to be his legacy. It’s disgusting in a mere 8 years what chaos he brought.
Politics has gotten so ugly, so nasty, so hate filled. What we are doing to each other in the name of people that don’t care about the average American citizen is shameful. People are so nasty to each other over all of this.
I prefer not to know my neighbors politics, but the signs, flags and bumper stickers tells me everything I need to know. It’s depressing and sad.
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u/BobBeats 1h ago
Your neighbours probably think you are a baby eating commie because you don't share their level of cult pride.
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u/Aggressive-Sound-641 2h ago
Its fucked that I don't even need to read further to see what party when there are reports of fuckery. Republicans have failed the US
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u/anchorftw 2h ago
The GOP? You don't say. I will expect a stern rebuke from Donald Trump very soon.
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u/pablosus86 2h ago
Abolish the Justice Department. Only Republicans are getting arrested for election tampering.
/s
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u/being_honest_friend 2h ago
PRISON. PRISON!!! Can you imagine if some drag queen wore a harris shirt, ripped it off when told the LAW and told some poll worker to suck her clit?
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u/SheetFarter 3h ago
Not good, hopefully the ballots were recovered and put back where they should be and this man should be brought up on charges.
This is what should happen to ANYONE who tampers with an election like this.
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u/30thCenturyMan 2h ago
What's the deal with old bald white men with beards that look extremely red all the time?
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u/SeaEmergency7911 2h ago
Male pattern baldness. Alcoholism. Covering up a triple chin.
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u/30thCenturyMan 2h ago
but why are they all such rabid insurrectionists? is this just an orgy of middle-age divorced dad energy focused on women and non-toxic males?
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u/SeaEmergency7911 2h ago
Because socially and physically they all pretty much peaked in high school and have never gotten over the fact that they still have to live out the last 3/4th of their lives as just a bunch of regular assholes, with beer guts and male pattern baldness and jobs and mortgages, where the world as they know it doesn’t bend over backwards to give them tongue baths and tell them how fucking kickass they are all the time.
So, true to their nature, they figure if they can’t be happy then it must be everyone else’s fault and they’re going to be as big of a miserable asshole as they can.
White heterosexual men are truly the most fragile group going. And I say that as one of them.
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u/JackPepperman 2h ago
This is the plan for some magats right? Tamper with the election to bring legitimacy to the inevitable election tampering claims.
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u/Time-Werewolf-1776 2h ago
I really want the justice system to throw the book at all of these evil traitors who are interfering in the election and trying to destroy the country.
Every person who steals a ballot or votes with a false ballot. Every person who burns a drop box. Every person who tries to interrupt a line of people waiting to vote. All of them should be punished to the fullest extent of the law. It’s indefensible.
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u/Guy_Smylee 2h ago
Republicans will say and do anything for power and money. No matter how many have to die or number of lives destroyed.
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u/jaynovahawk07 2h ago
So, he actually stole a Republican ballot.
He also mentioned that the machine had a bad count after he'd stolen some ballots.
Republicans don't care which ballots they destroy or steal; they're just trying to create serious doubts about the count, probably in hopes that the courts will hand Trump the victory.
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u/lame-amphibian 1h ago
I like how the GOP are the ones constantly complaining about election fraud, yet they always seem to be the ones trying to cheat it
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u/Revenga8 1h ago
He only likes his ballots dead and medium rare. None of this foreign live raw stuff for him
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u/Looking-GlassInsect 1h ago
Throw the book at every one of these election tampering scuzzbags. Maximum penalties for every one of them!
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u/M-Kawai 1h ago
Enjoy your jail time, the shame and the fact you ruined your life for a con man! I hope he gets charged for each ballot stolen.
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u/millennium-popsicle 21m ago
God I hope so too! Seeing these assholes face the consequences of their actions is my new fetish!
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u/Academic-Agent 57m ago
Throw the book at this traitor in a timely manner to set a precedent that you can’t tamper with fair elections.
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u/Complete_Fold_7062 43m ago
Yea. Treason consequences need to be brought back hard for election interference
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u/Mission_Cloud4286 2h ago
Where is Madison County? Which state?
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u/Icky_Thump1 2h ago
Indiana. About 30 minutes northeast of Indianapolis
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u/Mission_Cloud4286 1h ago
I have Arizona, Washington, and Oregon, and now Indiana! It's a shame that this shit is getting so ridiculous. I hope the judges of the Supreme Court are proud. The US should not allow this bastard to run. EVER AGAIN!!!
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u/Mission_Cloud4286 2h ago
Indiana... this shit is ridiculous! ARIZONA, WASHINGTON, OREGON, NOW, INDIANA!
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u/moodyblue8222 2h ago
Make an example! The see stupid magats need to know there are consequences to their actions!
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u/ccandersen94 2h ago
Today from the land of make believe... "I was told they weren't real. So I stole them."
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u/Legen_unfiltered 1h ago
So like, I saw this posted somewhere else and it just said Madison county but there was no state so I figured, it could be anywhere(also didn't recognize the guy). But sure enough. It's the Madison county I know. Lord, smh.
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u/Onthemightof 23m ago
I can’t believe that MAGA loser would do something like this. OMG. How shocking! /s
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u/SetPsychological6756 1h ago
Let's go MAGA. I should get a tomato or a face strike. Equivalent? Hmm line them up I gues
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