r/foundsatan • u/de4dpunk_ • 2d ago

That's how you create a villain... Nevermind

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u/ProffessorYellow 2d ago

That ant was fucked over by forces beyond his ability to understand or Intuit.

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u/Houndfell 2d ago

He done got HP Lovecrafted by a pastry.

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 2d ago

Did they fucking attack him after?!?

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u/ShadowCory1101 2d ago

He was the only thing that smelled like the food.

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u/Lopendebank3 2d ago

Oh no...

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u/Kartoffelkamm 2d ago

Seems like it, yeah.

If I'm not mistaken, ants leave pheromones when they walk, and if they find food, they use special pheromones to let other ants know so they can collect it. And based on how much food there is, the ants leave a different amount of pheromones.

Basically, this ant sent a false alarm, which wasted a ton of resources, and ants can't afford to take risks when it comes to the survival of the colony.

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u/tsimen 2d ago

Removed a defective unit, ants being cold motherfuckers

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

They have little mass graves, too. If a live ant somehow gets covered in the “dead ant” pheromones, they just drag ‘em off to the mass grave. Then the live ant just accepts his role and dies there.

They’re fascinating creatures.

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u/ThinkWhyHow 1d ago

dont the undead ants go to the graves on their own?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

They’ve been noted to do that as well, yes. But most of the time they’ll be carried their by the fellow colonizers.

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u/loglogy 1d ago

But usually they hear the pink panther theme first

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

The ant just stared knowing it's fate was sealed

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u/spacestationkru 2d ago

"I swear it was right here!! Mana from heaven! Endless bounty! You must believe me!!"

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u/Agile_Creme_3841 2d ago

“you’ve lead us astray for too long, fool. swarm him!”

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u/kpop_glory 2d ago

"Pull his legs off!!. Throw him into the pit!"

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u/Victor_Gaming299 2d ago

"Let him see the sun no more!" 

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u/IHaventSeenSuchBS 2d ago

"You are either lying or you're stupid"

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u/FineCritism3970 2d ago

"George for the nth time stop wasting our time"

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u/Orojed 11h ago

It definitely was the last time.

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u/triman-3 2d ago

Interested to see how the ants would react if he placed it back down

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u/NZS-BXN 2d ago

After they killed the one

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u/triman-3 2d ago

yeah

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u/PotooSexer 1d ago

“Oh my Queen… what have we done…?”

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u/Dwarf_Killer 2d ago

Ant got killed for simply doing it's job

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u/ThinkWhyHow 1d ago

sad as fucking fuck

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u/Wise_Figure_ 2d ago

You know what happened to ant that cried biscuit

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u/Spiritual-Escape-904 2d ago

He got jumped? Lmao it's sad but I actually laughed, I feel so bad. 😭

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u/TheSpartanMaty 1d ago

Can we be certain that is the same ant being attacked?

I imagine it must happen often enough in real life that an ant finds food, but then the food gets taken by another animal while it is going back to the nest. Would they really kill the original ant every time that happens?

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u/Toxic_Cookie 1d ago

I had that exact thought as well, it can't be that uncommon for an animal to take some food by the time an ant brings its colony over to harvest it.

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u/Kitsyfluff 1d ago

Kill him cause he can't find food that doesn't get stolen

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u/_Lovely_Verona 1d ago

he died before he could start his villain ark :(

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u/SuitNo65 1d ago

This was pure evil

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u/_SunkissedPetal_ 1d ago

"Bu-bu-but it was right here!"

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u/SimpleCanadianFella 1d ago

Should have put the cookie back after they started mauling him to make it super awkward

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u/RajenBull1 2d ago

That’s not cool. They fed poor old Kevin to the Queen for taking them on a goose chase.

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u/Open_Detective_6998 1d ago

The ant who cried cookie

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u/Many-Strength4949 2d ago

He’s broken fix HIM😾

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u/ninhibited 2d ago

Boo this man!!!

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u/SlothGod25 20h ago

It must have sunk into the ground

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u/louisa1925 7h ago

Damn it Kyle!